1,000

in new orleans (and most of south louisiana) Zapps potato chip company makes a delicious crisp called "Spicy Cajun Crawtaters"...nothing goes better with a sandwich or Po-boy than a sack of Spicy Cajun Crawtaters...mmmmm........ crawtaters................i love you.

ps. congratulations patrick (from parts unknown)

Thanks, Muff-man. Actually, I recently discovered that the supermarket I shop at carries frozen diced green peppers! With choices like that, who needs fresh veggies?

Originally posted by Patrick Thanks, Muff-man. Actually, I recently discovered that the supermarket I shop at carries frozen diced green peppers! With choices like that, who needs fresh veggies?

Patsy, you're gonna make me puke in a minute. Frozen veggies are an abbhoration and should be outlawed immediately, if not sooner!

Your fun bag will be taking flight tomorrow, expect it to put in an appearance around June next year!

Well, Brian, thanks. The predominant potato chip company where I am, south of Pennsylvania and north of Virginia, is Utz. I don't know that they make a Cajun flavor, but they might. I'll have to check.

Thanks again, Muffy, for your great generosity in sharing the goodies. I hope the Postal Service exceeds your expectations on speed.

On the subject of frozen veggies, you are undoubtedly right, but getting to the grocery store is one of those tasks that's almost as hard for me as getting a haircut.

All this talk of Cajun potato chips has made me drool all over me best bib and tucker... the Moon Creature is accurate with his assessment of frozen vegetables... they are akin to breaking wind and storing it inside cling film bags until Christmas day. Frozen wind is not desired by Nanna and her sisters when a turkey stoat gobbler is on their minds.

Patty stick with them there chips for your 1,000 celebration feast and 'furget abawt da wind bags'... after all, you'll be 13 soon and may regret not grabbing at lifes little cat fish when you had the chance. Saying that, I've heard the common or garden carrot is capable of fending of the big casino... which is nothing to be sniffed at.

But Jeff, I don't think the numbers go back that far do they?

So, Huntsy, you're telling me I should give those Cajun flavored Pringles a try?

By the way, Muffy, I've been meaning to go back to your "miles ahead of the rest of us" comment considering where you are; compared to where you are, I'm more like millimeters ahead.

Originally posted by Patrick By the way, Muffy, I've been meaning to go back to your "miles ahead of the rest of us" comment considering where you are; more like millimeters ahead.

A millimetre is as good as a mile when theres time constraints and snakes breathing down your back. Maybe i'll make it to the top table by Christmas if I put in a concerted effort, but there better not be frozen veggies on the menu when I get there!

No frozen veggies, Muffy; just Cajun flavored Pringles.

And a couple of dancing girls too I hope!

'This page cannot be displayed' really gets on my nuts!! Big time!!

I think the dancing girls can probably be arranged, Muffy, but I'm afraid it's impossible to do anything about "This page cannot be displayed."

I tell you what's the real cat burglar... when you've spent 59 minutes on the worlds greatest post, you know, the type that could almost change certain events in history... then for some reason the whole message vanishes when you press submit the reply please chicken.

One day that happened I chucked a hammer onto the road.. luckily for me that hammer missed a passing shrew by only 11 inches. I couldn't have lived with myself if the shrew had been destroyed by falling hammer action.

I try to save myself from that dreaded fate, Huntsy, by only typing short posts. But I recognize that the nature of your inspiration is such that sometimes longer patches are required. The only answer, I think, is not to keep hammers handy.

How many times before have I felt the planets about to re-align or rather even snake might find this amusing.........and then by the third re-write put 'drats!! Muffy got there first again'

Originally posted by How many times before have I been out on the pull chatting to some nubile young chick, thinking 'i'm well in here, I might get a right hander here tonight', only to find....... 'drats!! Muffy got there first again'

Sorry Shimmer Man, could'nt help myself!

Originally posted by How many times before have I felt the planets about to re-align or rather even snake might find this amusing.........and then by the third re-write put 'drats!! Muffy got there first again'

I find lots of things amusing on this site old boy, even some of the things you write...

And yeah thats happened to me on loads of occassions, quickly followed by having reedit my message to stop myself looking stupid.

Originally posted by Shug poncey dj's

"Hang the DJ", Mozz used to sing. For most of them he was right, IMO (especially the ones who slaughter classic NO tunes)

Now Pat, you have my congrats for this achievement! You must be one of the earliest posters here..

Thanks, Shug, I'm glad you're not holding last Friday against me.

Thanks to you, too, Pitch. I wish you'd join in more here, instead of saving yourself for the French forum.

what happened last friday Patty - did I miss a ruck or something?

Originally posted by Patrick Thanks to you, too, Pitch. I wish you'd join in more here, instead of saving yourself for the French forum.

You know I'm doing my best, Patsy boy! I'd love to have more time to keep up the numerous threads here, but as many people in this forum, this is getting difficult to me :)

Seb, after I reached 999, there seemed to be a desire to see me put up one more post, expressed most strongly by Shug (see thread titled "BASTARDS") but I held out.

Yes, Pitch, I know it's hard. But keep trying!

Originally posted by Patrick Seb, after I reached 999, there seemed to be a desire to see me put up one more post, expressed most strongly by Shug (see thread titled "BASTARDS") but I held out.

oh yeah, that was a bit naughty of him.

it seems I'm the only one that ever has any major disagreements on this thing, ie. Wank, and that bomb London thing a while ago. I often try to wind up Huntsy and Muffy but they see through me Im afraid

On the subject of disagreements, Seb, I think Muffy deserves some kind of prize for pretending to like Slow Jam. That was all quite memorable.

Originally posted by Muffy > Originally posted by > How many times before have I been out on the pull chatting to some nubile young chick, thinking 'i'm well in here, I might get a right hander here tonight', only to find....... 'drats!! Muffy got there first again'

Sorry Shimmer Man, could'nt help myself!

That's O.K., I already felt a right tit.

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > > > Originally posted by Patrick> > Seb, after I reached 999, there seemed to be a desire to see me put up one more post, expressed most strongly by Shug (see thread titled "BASTARDS") but I held out.>

oh yeah, that was a bit naughty of him.

it seems I'm the only one that ever has any major disagreements on this thing, ie. Wank, and that bomb London thing a while ago. I often try to wind up Huntsy and Muffy but they see through me Im afraid

Oh no you're not, I strongly disagree with everything you have just said....YOU WANKER

And proud of it. :finger: