Good day to one and all.
This is not going to be easy for some members with weak hearts and people who could have an adverse reaction to flashing strobe lights... turn away now any cats with the stamina and stomach of a ferret. This is an attempt to compile 'The Greatest List Ever' in the hope that 1 song may be narrowed down, finely tuned and presented as 'The Single Best Song New Order Have Ever Done... Ever'.
The task is simple, the selection process though will be bitter and I expect gang fights, the pillaging of small animals and copious amounts of blood on various dancefloors.
Select your personal 'Top 2' New Order tracks. That's right kids, just '2'. If everyone has the strength to participate the rewards will be splendid. One song will be plucked from the list... 1 song. What could it be?... only you can determine the outcome.
Choose wisely my friends... after all, I'd hate for Rock the Shithouse to appear as the definitive belter.
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I thank you in advance for your many and varied responses. Offer ends Thursday 4pm GMT. Results posted Friday afternoon.