Will try go dig a little to give you the punchlines:
Bernard introduces himself, said he's there to present their new single Krafty.
Bernard says Krafty make him wanting to run in the countryside, but it doesn't look like him, so he have no idea why he's thinking that.
Steve says it doesn't look like Bernard
Peter calls the song uplifting and when you'll listen to it, you'll feel in good shape.
The 3 of them.. "in shape enough to go BUY it"
Bernard: "Listen to my voice, you will buy KRAFTY from New Order when you'll wake up tomorrow you'll only want to done one thing, go out and buy it, New Order's Krafty, it's the best disc you have ever heard"
Peter: "It got guitars on it, it got synth on it and funny noises on it, it's a real package".
Now they are asked if they had to buy another New Order records, what would it be.
Bernard: "eeeeeeh? oh gosh, oh dear, well I think the last album was pretty good itself, if I had to pick one, I'd pick this one, Get Ready"
Steve: "Why stop there? Why choose only one?"
Don't know who: "We released a lot of albums since Joy Division, you can buy Technique for your parents, Closer for your grandma or Unknown Pleasures for your grandpa"
Bernard: "With New Order you have vista posiblities, you have many albums and singles that could change your life forever"
Bernard: "Getting back to the new album, I think there are plenty of singles beside Krafty that could change your life forever. There's Jetstream or Waiting For The Sirens Call which could be very good singles"
Hooky: "This new album is steaming, steaming with good singles, it steams litteraly"...
Might not be the exact translation due to the voice overdubs in french, but you got the spirit ;)
Like macabre twins?