Totally and completely off topic

Obi Wan Kenobi and Osama Bin Laden: One in the same?

Yes I realize it's odd to say, but I believe Obi Wan and Osama are one in the same. Consider the evidence:

1. Both seem to prefer desert surroundings
2. Both ascribe to a form of religion which they use to sway their followers
3. Obi Wan dresses in a long brown cape, similar to the style of dress prefered by the hard line taliban gov't for women
4. Obi Wan lied to Luke about his father's identity, and Osama made up an entirely bogus interpretation of Islam
5. Luke has to destroy the "Evil Empire"; What do you think Osama refers to us as? and finally
6. Both have beards!.....

Shocking but true, the man we're fighting our war on terror with is none other than the beloved Jedi Master who endeared himself to millions through that silly catch phrase "Use The Force-Always" It's investigative journalsiam at its best

You are a super sleuth, Taboo. But what do we do about it? Would knocking off Ewan McGregor be a start?

And did you ever notice that Rebecca Romijn looks a lot like the woman who should be my girlfriend (or sex slave)? I don't have any points to back that up but I dare someone to refute it!!

I was about to ask Iain what he'd done with you, Shug.

That's what I get for skimming the Room 101 thread, missing these key points.

So, Shug, are you sitting on your 666?

Well, I guess not.

Sorry if I struck a nerve, Shug. Keep it up toward the big triple zero.

Originally posted by the perfect kiss hmm...maybe I should start rooting for Anakin to turn to the dark side in this net movie...but I guess not until after he drills Queen Armadillo...

hahahahahahah hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahhaha

if anyone is thinking of doing anything evil to ewan mcgregor they will have to deal with me first!

What sort of deal did you have in mind ? :)