New Order fans on the sauce next month....

Just been on the sauce with Johnny Giles in Ol' Lundon town tonight, and word of the forthcoming Oz tour reared its head, and ... in a Stella Stupor ... we've made a Pact that we Have To Travel to at least SOME of the forthcoming Gigs. Before either of us could change our minds I've got home to book up BDO's in Syd & Mel, and we'll probably rely on 'corporate hospitality' (or touts) to make the 'theatre' gigs in each town too, should we be there on time...

Should anyone else be Drunk Enough of a Friday night (we've exhausted all mobile contacts to Order fans so now refer to the net) then All and Sundry are welcome to join us on our travels. A guaranteed sun-tan for us pasty Engerlish folk, although I'm sure DepthCharge can fill us in on expected January max temps! Below 40 degs and I For One won't bother with the air-fare!!!

The more, the merrier.. .

Al(& JG!)!

Good luck you jammy bastards - wish I could afford it - plus I haven't got any bastard holidays left

Shug, mate, all that holiday you've been saving for Celtic away in Europe. .. . . ... . . .

;)

Originally posted by Allen Jarvis Shug, mate, all that holiday you've been saving for Celtic away in Europe. .. . . ... . . . ;)

What can I say Jarvo Maybe next year mate - and if New Order tour next year I'll be first to take you up on an offer of going abroad

By the Way Jarvo, my uncle John sends his regards - the one you met in Dublin - says he can remember some big bastard talking shite

Shug, the Oz gigs ARE Next Year mate! Well, next month!

I believe me and yer Unkel John discussed the fact that Sellick SHOULD have got rid of the boy McStay for 3mil (when 3mil was a lot of dosh!) to Liverpool when they had the chance. But, they hung on to him, he got injured, and the rest is history. .. . Well, it's 1993 History anyways.

PS. Luv the way you boys have the deepest Scoe-tish brogues without being born within 200 miles of the Fatherland!]

Tell me about the accent!! I went to college in Kettering, which is only 8 miles away from us - the first day I was late and the tutor said "are you Hugh"? fuckin place was in raptures - they'd never heard of a Hugh!! when I told them my nickname was Shug they knew that because of the Rab C Nesbitt programme - his brother was called Big Bad Mental Shug Then I asked someone to open the "Windy" they didn't have a scooby what I was on about Fuck them Sheepshagging Bastards anyway they can't even pronounce the letter "H" ..it's Oh I'm washing me air tonight....WANKERS

Shug, gutted for you lot against those Valencian C*nts.

Went out there in April thinking my lot were 90 mins from the European Cup Final & we got spanked!!. I was willing you boys on, penalties - what a horrible way to go out. Hope we get 'em next & reap sweet revenge.

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. I'd like to savour it.

Originally posted by Johnny Giles Shug, gutted for you lot against those Valencian C*nts. Went out there in April thinking my lot were 90 mins from the European Cup Final & we got spanked!!. I was willing you boys on, penalties - what a horrible way to go out. Hope we get 'em next & reap sweet revenge.They say revenge is a dish best served cold. I'd like to savour it.

Hope you beat them as well Gilesy - they're not half as good as I thought - ye never know this could well be your year. As for penalties - think I prefer them to that fucking "golden goal" you've just got to have the nerve me ole mucker

I sit next to a lad from Glasgee at work. His auld fella is a season ticket holder at Park Heed. Talk about gutted, he was in f*ckin mourning.

Know how he feels - at least it gives the huns something to smile about, well only till they get gubbed in the next game How's Big Marko doing anyway - haven't heard much about him lately - I know he's been away with the Aussies - but is he doing the Biz?

I think it's cash-in time with Mr Viduka surely, after they've spent all that money on Fowler.

Talking of big Aussie fellas, anyone see the Vieri hat-trick the other night? Left foot, right foot and head! But have you heard him talk? Hilarious. It's all "G'day mate, fancy a tinny?" in a thick Aussie twang!

Yeah fuckin great hat-trick..he was born in Oz lived there till he was 12, then moved to Italy - It's his dad that's Italian...Vieri is truly world class, but whenever I play Championship manager the Bastard always refuses to sign for Celtic...no matter what kind of money you offer him

Only 35? hmmph, suppose thats just about acceptable.

Thanks for all the info depthsy - see you in a few weeks.

You mention Harry K & he's only gone & scored another couple of goals for the mighty Whites today. Mark 'The Pieman' Viduka could have got 3 but blooped the lot of 'em. He'll be off soon.

If your up for it Ls - do it. Great place to visit an' all everyones telling me. As Al says, the more the merrier.

Booked flights through Trailfinders today -

Heathrow (Jan 17)- Brisbane - Sydney - Melbourne - Adelaide - Perth & back to Heathrow (Feb 5).

Ok, this little lot knocked me back just over a grand but you get to make 7 gigs.

Can't take the money with yer, as they say.