Why on earth does Bernard come out and say, "My breath smells like your penis?" Just wondering...
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Aherrr...
Well...
Throughout the years, our Bernard has always had an obsession with PENISES.
There must be an explanation for that.
My signature is a testimony to that! 
Maybe it has something to do with Barney's sniffing too much paint in Martin's story about 1963?
Bernard always comes up with priceless one liners - I'm not sure which gig it was, but I believe he told one guy at the front row of the audience that "he was going to shag his sister after the gig" or something. Can't for the life of me figure out which gig this was, but I'm ever so intrigued. Does anyone know any more about this? I'm sure it was New Order, cos i read about it somewhere, it just seems so long ago that I'm buggered if I'm going to bother trying to unearth the story again...!
