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Room 1001....Retired? Abducted? NOT BLOODY LIKELY....!

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Goedenavond Mario - hoe gaat het ermee? Good to hear from you too - it's been a long absence relatively speaking, but if you've seen a few of my recent posts, you'll know that I've come back with a vengeance. Oh, and by the way, hurry up and hurl a few more insults at Shug before he closes his room 101 thread for good - I'm making sure that he's gonna have a very hard job of getting through it in one piece....ha ha ha. :evil:

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Originally posted by Martian Gray Goedenavond Mario - hoe gaat het ermee? Good to hear from you too - it's been a long absence relatively speaking, but if you've seen a few of my recent posts, you'll know that I've come back with a vengeance.Oh, and by the way, hurry up and hurl a few more insults at Shug before he closes his room 101 thread for good - I'm making sure that he's gonna have a very hard job of getting through it in one piece....ha ha ha. :evil:

Do you know french Marty - hope not - ferme la bouche - tu merde - je voudrais un beer sil vous plait:lol: And before any of our resident French onliners say anything - Yes I've probably fucked up the spelling or even the text - but French was not one of my strongest subject at school;)

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Actually Shug - aware as I ever am as not being regarded as yer typical pig-ignorant English Bastard who disgraces himself abroad by arrogantly expecting all his European cousins to speak only English,whislt making no attempt to converse in any other languages, I have managed to learn a few languages in my lifetime - Did A-level French, German, a teeny bit of Italian, and am now slowly but steadily trying to grasp Dutch in readiness for fucking off out of this shithole to begin my hoped-for new idyllic stress-free life with the wonderful Holland people. It might scare you terribly, but I even speak Chinese too.

Anyway, for your French posturing: here's something simple for you to work out:

"VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE!!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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And yes...your French grammar IS slightly wrong - tense nervous headache perhaps?? :lol: :lol:

"vous etes un cul, mon ami......"

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You are truly a man of many talents - and for that I applaud you...honest, fair play for learning the different languages - I went Venice last year - with my ex-fiancee - and I was embarrassed as fuck - could I fuck pick up the lingo - so I made a pact that wherever I go next - I will try and learn the basics first:nod: As for the French saying - you'll have to wait for a reply - till I dig out my French dictionary:lol: but I suppose yer saying, will definately not be in there!!

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Someone help me out - the first one is something to do with sex- the second one Kiss my arse? You cheeky monkey Marty:nod:

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Originally posted by Mario Herlaar Hello Martin en welkom terug.I only saw your new post just now( thanks to technoligy iwas unable for about 5 days to be online.)It is so good to have you back among us, Man in black aliens abduction....what a laugh he! It is like thart old expression: do not talk about yourself , we will when you are gone! ( or make something up for that matter)Glad you like Xmas so much.Therefor: on behalf of the dutch government:ik wens je een prettig kerstfeest.:smoking:

Oh Mario - you've noticed my slight name change there? That's thanks to you - I don't know if it was a typing error or deliberate - but on one of the other threads (I think one where my disappearance was being discussed) you referred to me as Martian Gray - because you thought maybe I was moonlighting under the Men In Black alias (I wasn't - and I am not - dunno who the hell they are, but they are rather witty anyway!!!) So I thought Martian Gray sounded cool!

Proost!! :) :smoking:

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Hey Martin, You talk down New Order on the threads agian :nono: and there will be an abduction. :alien::smoking::violent::headoff: Got that, good. :nono: On another note, glad to see you back! :happytongue:

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Yes Martian, i noticed the slight change in spelling votre prénom, no thanks.:lol::lol::lol:

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So who exactly WERE the mysterious people behind TheMen In Black alias then, if it wasn't our Marty??

Could this really be one for Mulder and Scully then? :lol:

Todd

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Originally posted by Shug Someone help me out - the first one is something to do with sex- the second one Kiss my arse?You cheeky monkey Marty:nod:

"Kiss My Arse"?? Augenblick bitte, ich muss es erst suchen. Wie sagt man das auf Deutsche, Dummkopf ?!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by Martian Gray > Originally posted by Shug> Someone help me out - the first one is something to do with sex- the second one Kiss my arse?> You cheeky monkey Marty:nod:

"Kiss My Arse"?? Augenblick bitte, ich muss es erst suchen. Wie sagt man das auf Deutsche, Dummkopf ?!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Fuck off you swine - think yer clever don't ya;)

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I don't "think" - I "KNOW"........

:lol: :lol:

SCHWEINHUND!!

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Listen mate, whoever you are - just quietly go away back to where you came from!! I'm here to stay now - and you won't be able to stop me.....HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

Tell you what - why don't you start picking on Shug instead - he's the devil in disguise you know. No go on - Hop it. :violent:

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Actually, the Devil resides in one of my mom's two cats (no I'm serious! You try and pet him after dipping your finger in holy water, see if he lets ya!)

:evil: :evil: :evil:

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Originally posted by Martian Gray Listen mate, whoever you are - just quietly go away back to where you came from!!I'm here to stay now - and you won't be able to stop me.....HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!:evil: :evil: :evil:Tell you what - why don't you start picking on Shug instead - he's the devil in disguise you know.No go on - Hop it. :violent:

He doesn't fucking scare me:lol:

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