Bernard and Kylie

Have you guys seen Bernard kissing Kylie on the cheeks at the TOTP Awards ?

BWAHAHHHAHAHAHA :D - Spoooooooooky.

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please no colaboration, im begging you barney, please

He should be so lucky, really !

Let's all wait till he meets Britney Spears then, haha!!

"... with a girl, half my age" "Here comes love, it's like ..."

ugghhh. i dread to think. was he all lecherous or what?

Shit, his eyesight must be going as well as his figure if he's perving over that anoerexic oversized lipped bint

Originally posted by Mitch please no colaboration, im begging you barney, please

Hmmm.. well I dunno Kylie's single with Nick Cave is totally wonderful. So don't dismiss such collaborations. I mean if the KLF can get Tammy Wynette and make a wonderful record then surely anything could be possible.

Mmmmmmmmm......Kylie!!!

http://www.1200.org/kylie

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Shit, his eyesight must be going as well as his figure if he's perving over that anoerexic oversized lipped bint

I'd give her one ! :) And her sister, but that's a different story.....

That lucky bastard!!! All i have been dreaming about lately is certain jobs performed by her......and Madonna too !!

Britny Spears and Barney....well, at least neither would have to change their monogrammed towels..

Yep, although , she has got so horny these days i am not really sure it is still the same girl! Jobs that blow my mind.

Kylie is ok (ish) but if a man threw himself on her in a fit of passion he would probably break something.

Danni Minogue... she can cock off Grr! we've had this discussion before.... its a Jacques Villeneuve thing...

Liv

Originally posted by Liv Kylie is ok (ish) but if a man threw himself on her in a fit of passion he would probably break something.Danni Minogue... she can cock offGrr! we've had this discussion before.... its a Jacques Villeneuve thing...Liv

I always thought Villeneuve was just using Dannii to get to Kylie.....another opportunity missed, eh Jacques?!

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Britny Spears and Barney....well, at least neither would have to change their monogrammed towels..

Originally posted by Beavis Liv...didn't I see somewhere that you now have red hair??? Can we please see a pic...uhm...I already think you are about the coolest woman I have sort of kind of met or seen or what the hell ever...but red hair is my weekness...so let's see it... puh lease????

i love you Jeff

I do indeed have red hair these days, but as of yet have no pictures to post, as soon as I do you will be the first to know, thats a promise.... its sort of red and spikey....and kinda cool i think! :)

Liv

I'm a brunette man myself....

My mate Dave is sat next to me and wants to type a message to you Jeff.....

"Well Jeff, what can I say, her hair is just out of this world and she looks absolutely gorgeous, better than ever. PS AND I`M MARRIED"

So there you have it.... and if he wasnt married to my best mate, id shag him for saying that....but its Dave.... LOLOLOLOL

Liv

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I'm a brunette man myself....

fine, i wouldnt give ya the steam off me piss any road... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Only joking, loves ya really tabsy

Liv

Shag? Isn't that a form of dancing?.....

Did you know that in 1987, a reissued single by theearly 70's soul band THE TAMS was banned in Britain because of its song title: 'THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE SHAGGIN'"? Really!! Because in Britain, SHAG is a dirty word. NOT a dance. It's also the name of a member of the Cormorant family of sea birds. Jonathan Slug Lipped Child Fiddler Jail Bird King also had a hit in 1971 with "Loop Di Love" under the alias SHAG (very witty).

Seriously though - that song by the Tams - banned though it was ( sample chorus lyric: "There ain't nothing like shaggin' / when you're shaggin' with the one you love...") was deemed too contentious for the British pop buying public's delicate ears, so, during chart rundowns, the title was amended to "There Ain't Nothin' Like....".Fucking laughable or what???

What IS it with Kylie? How on earth is it possible for her career to have lasted so long? Surely this is a mystery...... I mean, she was cack when she first emerged, cack when she tried to go all sultry, cack when she tried to play the "indie" card, cack when the NME pretended it was hip to like her (SexxKylie - groan....more sex on a pissed-on ice-lolly stick I'm afraid) cack when she tried to get cred via the Manic Street Preachers, and still cack now with her tenth-rate clichéd sophistico-glitter-ball disco bollocks.
Bloody hell - every where we look now we're surrounded by Unflushable Turds - they just won't stay hidden where they belong - around the dark side of the u-bend - will they?? PISH!!! TEN TIMES!!!!

Well, in the states her career lasted one song (embarrassed to admit it, but my aunt had a tape of that and we used to play it all the time....)

All I remember was Locomotion (ever catch the video for that? Soooo tacky :\puke:

cack when she tried to play the "indie" card, cack when the NME pretended it was hip to like her (SexxKylie - groan....more sex on a pissed-on ice-lolly stick I'm afraid) cack when she tried to get cred via the Manic Street Preachers, and still cack now with her tenth-rate clichéd sophistico-glitter-ball disco bollocks.

Kylie is just cack all the way, yes, except... that Indie card thing. That flop album has a couple of good songs.

BAH ! It's just all bollocks now - I have heard she is about to invade America again with THAT song you know ! BOO.

Oh, I didn't mean to start a thread about shagging at all ! Is that Pervy Minogue who makes you write things down that way ? :p

NOW. WHERE IS KIM WILDE ???

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> Shit, his eyesight must be going as well as his figure if he's perving over that anoerexic oversized lipped bint

Sebsy, Sebsy, Sebsy Are you saying you wouldn't give her 50% of 2? I've said it before - so I might as well say it again... Kylie & Her Sister in the Scud and a bowl of Ice Cream, listening to the Order and watching porn....mmmmm heaven;)

We have been through this previously and I managed to upset Hanky on that occasion. She makes me feel ill, whether musically or looks wise. I just can't for the life of me see what blokes see in her. HEr sisters better but still not really facially attractive. Kyles is obsessed with her own arse and that just goes to annoy me further. Mind you I'd rather look at it than that minging face of hers.

now that Rachel bird from S Clubs a different proposition altogether. Even me missus has accepted that I've got a thing about her now. Actually I'm starting to like a few of their tunes as well.

Originally posted by Beavis > Originally posted by Liv> My mate Dave is sat next to me and wants to type a message to you Jeff.....> > "Well Jeff, what can I say, her hair is just out of this world and she looks absolutely gorgeous, better than ever. PS AND I`M MARRIED"> > So there you have it.... and if he wasnt married to my best mate, id shag him for saying that....but its Dave.... LOLOLOLOL> > > > Liv>

So Olivia...

If by some strange chance I ever make it to Derby...and you still have red hair...would you shag me????

It would only take a minute or so!!!!

Jeff, I'll do anything for a bet...

hee hee

Liv

*only take a few minutes?? Quick Draw McGraw?????*

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > > > now that Rachel bird from S Clubs a different proposition altogether. Even me missus has accepted that I've got a thing about her now. Actually I'm starting to like a few of their tunes as well.

I didn't know which one she was until Saturday morning when they were on kids TV as I was looking at the teletext. Having now seen her though, that's what I call totty !

I was so jealous of Kylie that she got a kiss from Bernard......!!!

Shug, have a go at this...

battered

lovely

Further Proof - for anyone who's never heard of Rachel From S Club click here

Hmmmm....

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Hmmmm....

exactly

What about the darker-haired one with the big lips? I'd fancy a go at that as well...

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 What about the darker-haired one with the big lips? I'd fancy a go at that as well...

Which one Tabs? On the actual link thats the same bird. with the little piccies on the posting the nice ones Rachel, the battered ones Kylie....

No, this is a different chick, same S Club 7. she's got big puty lips, kinda dark skinned. HOTTIE!

That should be "pouty", not "puty" lips....

Ah right, I think thats probably Tina. she's ok, not quite in the same Class. That Hannah's (the more petit of the blonde short haired girls) is quite nice as well. I'm starting to get quite into S Club 7 at the mo, I was toying with the idea of registering on their website so I could post on the Forum there

Rachel was on front cover of FHM the other month... *ahem* nice spread!!!

it was buy on sight business(bit like neworder material really!).. Oooooooh damn she's fine ;)

I dare you to make this the focus of your first post: "Who would you do?". If It's an authorized fan site, they won't like that much (unless they're all pervs like ourselves)

Thanks for the info on Tina, I don't have the shame to actually watch the opening credits for her identity. Anyone catch this? They're buried on the Family Channel's schedule, with respected Shakespearian actor Barry Williams (Greg of the Brady Bunch) as their manager. Top-notch drama!

Now she's what I call a Joe McBride !

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> Shug, have a go at this...> > > > > > > > battered> > lovely> > > > >

Sebsy - yer a fuckin genius mate - now where was I? Oh yes...Moi, Kylie, Danni & Rachel naked watching porn...

Genius it aint Shugsy - its having lots of time at work to kill. Mind you - check out that S Club & site - about 200 piccies of Rachel. Lovely. Kylie though - I just don't understand.....

I think 'Dont stop Movin' was the best song the shit DJ played tonight. If that song was by the 'order it'd probably be in my top ten of theirs of all time. If Gillian looked ike Rach that was....

i suspect my opinion counts for nothing on these matters, but what the hell, i want to join in!..anyway i think tina is definitely as pretty as rachel only she`s always lumbered with the horrible too-trendy clothes, and the awful "directional" hairdos. i reckon the stylist must have it in for her.

Whenever I've seen them on telly, Tina is always standing at the back not doing much. My Mrs reckons if they let her too close to the camera, her ample behind would blot out the rest of the band. Harsh.....

I see no-one has mentioned the blonde one that looks like the school bike!

Originally posted by Old Blue Whenever I've seen them on telly, Tina is always standing at the back not doing much. My Mrs reckons if they let her too close to the camera, her ample behind would blot out the rest of the band. Harsh.....I see no-one has mentioned the blonde one that looks like the school bike!

My mate fancied the blonde piece coz she "looks dirty"....i reckon since she had her hair cut short she looks less like a tramp and more human....

Liv

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Old Blue> Whenever I've seen them on telly, Tina is always standing at the back not doing much. My Mrs reckons if they let her too close to the camera, her ample behind would blot out the rest of the band. Harsh.....> > I see no-one has mentioned the blonde one that looks like the school bike!> > >

My mate fancied the blonde piece coz she "looks dirty"....i reckon since she had her hair cut short she looks less like a tramp and more human....

Liv

I always liked Jo coz she looked a bit common! Less stage school than the others....and 'Don't Stop Moving' rocks....

She is a bit of a dog though, Liv. She does look and sound like some saf lahndan gel whose had most of Peckham.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs She is a bit of a dog though, Liv. She does look and sound like some saf lahndan gel whose had most of Peckham.

Not denying that Seb luv, no disagreement from me there.... she's as rough as a box of frogs... she just looks better with short hair...

Liv