Have you guys seen Bernard kissing Kylie on the cheeks at the TOTP Awards ?
BWAHAHHHAHAHAHA :D - Spoooooooooky.
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Let's all wait till he meets Britney Spears then, haha!!
"... with a girl, half my age"
"Here comes love, it's like ...
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Shit, his eyesight must be going as well as his figure if he's perving over that anoerexic oversized lipped bint
Originally posted by Mitch please no colaboration, im begging you barney, please
Hmmm.. well I dunno Kylie's single with Nick Cave is totally wonderful. So don't dismiss such collaborations. I mean if the KLF can get Tammy Wynette and make a wonderful record then surely anything could be possible.
Originally posted by Seb Briggs Shit, his eyesight must be going as well as his figure if he's perving over that anoerexic oversized lipped bint
I'd give her one ! :) And her sister, but that's a different story.....
That lucky bastard!!! All i have been dreaming about lately is certain jobs performed by her......and Madonna too !!
Originally posted by Seb Briggs Shit, his eyesight must be going as well as his figure if he's perving over that anoerexic oversized lipped bint
Sebsy, Sebsy, Sebsy
Are you saying you wouldn't give her 50% of 2? 
I've said it before - so I might as well say it again...
Kylie & Her Sister in the Scud and a bowl of Ice Cream, listening to the Order and watching porn....mmmmm heaven;)
and who is Kylie??? The only Kylie I've ever heard of was some gal who did a thing about the Locomotion years and years ago...is this the same bird???
Britny Spears and Barney....well, at least neither would have to change their monogrammed towels..
Yep, although , she has got so horny these days i am not really sure it is still the same girl! Jobs that blow my mind.
Kylie is ok (ish) but if a man threw himself on her in a fit of passion he would probably break something.
Danni Minogue... she can cock off Grr! we've had this discussion before.... its a Jacques Villeneuve thing...
Liv
Liv...
didn't I see somewhere that you now have red hair??? Can we please see a pic...uhm...I already think you are about the coolest woman I have sort of kind of met or seen or what the hell ever...but red hair is my weekness...so let's see it... puh lease????
Originally posted by Liv Kylie is ok (ish) but if a man threw himself on her in a fit of passion he would probably break something.Danni Minogue... she can cock offGrr! we've had this discussion before.... its a Jacques Villeneuve thing...Liv
I always thought Villeneuve was just using Dannii to get to Kylie.....another opportunity missed, eh Jacques?!
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Britny Spears and Barney....well, at least neither would have to change their monogrammed towels..
Originally posted by Beavis Liv...didn't I see somewhere that you now have red hair??? Can we please see a pic...uhm...I already think you are about the coolest woman I have sort of kind of met or seen or what the hell ever...but red hair is my weekness...so let's see it... puh lease????
i love you Jeff
I do indeed have red hair these days, but as of yet have no pictures to post, as soon as I do you will be the first to know, thats a promise.... its sort of red and spikey....and kinda cool i think! :)
Liv
My mate Dave is sat next to me and wants to type a message to you Jeff.....
"Well Jeff, what can I say, her hair is just out of this world and she looks absolutely gorgeous, better than ever. PS AND I`M MARRIED"
So there you have it.... and if he wasnt married to my best mate, id shag him for saying that....but its Dave.... LOLOLOLOL
Liv
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I'm a brunette man myself....
fine, i wouldnt give ya the steam off me piss any road... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Only joking, loves ya really tabsy
Liv
Did you know that in 1987, a reissued single by theearly 70's soul band THE TAMS was banned in Britain because of its song title: 'THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE SHAGGIN'"? Really!! Because in Britain, SHAG is a dirty word. NOT a dance. It's also the name of a member of the Cormorant family of sea birds. Jonathan Slug Lipped Child Fiddler Jail Bird King also had a hit in 1971 with "Loop Di Love" under the alias SHAG (very witty).
Seriously though - that song by the Tams - banned though it was ( sample chorus lyric: "There ain't nothing like shaggin' / when you're shaggin' with the one you love...") was deemed too contentious for the British pop buying public's delicate ears, so, during chart rundowns, the title was amended to "There Ain't Nothin' Like....".Fucking laughable or what???
What IS it with Kylie? How on earth is it possible for her career to have lasted so long? 
Surely this is a mystery...... I mean, she was cack when she first emerged, cack when she tried to go all sultry, cack when she tried to play the "indie" card, cack when the NME pretended it was hip to like her (SexxKylie - groan....more sex on a pissed-on ice-lolly stick I'm afraid) cack when she tried to get cred via the Manic Street Preachers, and still cack now with her tenth-rate clichéd sophistico-glitter-ball disco bollocks.
Bloody hell - every where we look now we're surrounded by Unflushable Turds - they just won't stay hidden where they belong - around the dark side of the u-bend - will they?? PISH!!! TEN TIMES!!!! 
Well, in the states her career lasted one song (embarrassed to admit it, but my aunt had a tape of that and we used to play it all the time....
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Originally posted by Liv Kylie is ok (ish) but if a man threw himself on her in a fit of passion he would probably break something.
Danni Minogue... she can cock off Grr! we've had this discussion before.... its a Jacques Villeneuve thing...
Uh-oh, here we go -- here's my Québec (canadian) connection!
Quite frankly, nobody here ever really understood what was going on in JV's mind when he decided to have a go at Danni... probably a long-time boy fantasy he wanted to realise while he had the occasion.
His previous girlfriend, in my opinion, was much cuter and seemed much smarter as well...
Ah, well...
S.
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Well, in the states her career lasted one song (embarrassed to admit it, but my aunt had a tape of that and we used to play it all the time....
No, no...
The Locomotion was her SECOND single that year. Her first breakthrough hit was I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY and I'm a bit shameful to admit that I own the 12" single of that.
S.
P.S. The sleeve could make a nice poster!
