Bernard and Kylie

cack when she tried to play the "indie" card, cack when the NME pretended it was hip to like her (SexxKylie - groan....more sex on a pissed-on ice-lolly stick I'm afraid) cack when she tried to get cred via the Manic Street Preachers, and still cack now with her tenth-rate clichéd sophistico-glitter-ball disco bollocks.

Kylie is just cack all the way, yes, except... that Indie card thing. That flop album has a couple of good songs.

BAH ! It's just all bollocks now - I have heard she is about to invade America again with THAT song you know ! BOO.

Oh, I didn't mean to start a thread about shagging at all ! Is that Pervy Minogue who makes you write things down that way ? :p

NOW. WHERE IS KIM WILDE ???

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> Shit, his eyesight must be going as well as his figure if he's perving over that anoerexic oversized lipped bint

Sebsy, Sebsy, Sebsy Are you saying you wouldn't give her 50% of 2? I've said it before - so I might as well say it again... Kylie & Her Sister in the Scud and a bowl of Ice Cream, listening to the Order and watching porn....mmmmm heaven;)

We have been through this previously and I managed to upset Hanky on that occasion. She makes me feel ill, whether musically or looks wise. I just can't for the life of me see what blokes see in her. HEr sisters better but still not really facially attractive. Kyles is obsessed with her own arse and that just goes to annoy me further. Mind you I'd rather look at it than that minging face of hers.

now that Rachel bird from S Clubs a different proposition altogether. Even me missus has accepted that I've got a thing about her now. Actually I'm starting to like a few of their tunes as well.

Originally posted by Beavis > Originally posted by Liv> My mate Dave is sat next to me and wants to type a message to you Jeff.....> > "Well Jeff, what can I say, her hair is just out of this world and she looks absolutely gorgeous, better than ever. PS AND I`M MARRIED"> > So there you have it.... and if he wasnt married to my best mate, id shag him for saying that....but its Dave.... LOLOLOLOL> > > > Liv>

So Olivia...

If by some strange chance I ever make it to Derby...and you still have red hair...would you shag me????

It would only take a minute or so!!!!

Jeff, I'll do anything for a bet...

hee hee

Liv

*only take a few minutes?? Quick Draw McGraw?????*

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > > > now that Rachel bird from S Clubs a different proposition altogether. Even me missus has accepted that I've got a thing about her now. Actually I'm starting to like a few of their tunes as well.

I didn't know which one she was until Saturday morning when they were on kids TV as I was looking at the teletext. Having now seen her though, that's what I call totty !

I was so jealous of Kylie that she got a kiss from Bernard......!!!

Shug, have a go at this...

battered

lovely

Further Proof - for anyone who's never heard of Rachel From S Club click here

Hmmmm....

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Hmmmm....

exactly

What about the darker-haired one with the big lips? I'd fancy a go at that as well...

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 What about the darker-haired one with the big lips? I'd fancy a go at that as well...

Which one Tabs? On the actual link thats the same bird. with the little piccies on the posting the nice ones Rachel, the battered ones Kylie....

No, this is a different chick, same S Club 7. she's got big puty lips, kinda dark skinned. HOTTIE!

That should be "pouty", not "puty" lips....

Ah right, I think thats probably Tina. she's ok, not quite in the same Class. That Hannah's (the more petit of the blonde short haired girls) is quite nice as well. I'm starting to get quite into S Club 7 at the mo, I was toying with the idea of registering on their website so I could post on the Forum there

Rachel was on front cover of FHM the other month... *ahem* nice spread!!!

it was buy on sight business(bit like neworder material really!).. Oooooooh damn she's fine ;)

I dare you to make this the focus of your first post: "Who would you do?". If It's an authorized fan site, they won't like that much (unless they're all pervs like ourselves)

Thanks for the info on Tina, I don't have the shame to actually watch the opening credits for her identity. Anyone catch this? They're buried on the Family Channel's schedule, with respected Shakespearian actor Barry Williams (Greg of the Brady Bunch) as their manager. Top-notch drama!

Now she's what I call a Joe McBride !

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> Shug, have a go at this...> > > > > > > > battered> > lovely> > > > >

Sebsy - yer a fuckin genius mate - now where was I? Oh yes...Moi, Kylie, Danni & Rachel naked watching porn...

Genius it aint Shugsy - its having lots of time at work to kill. Mind you - check out that S Club & site - about 200 piccies of Rachel. Lovely. Kylie though - I just don't understand.....

I think 'Dont stop Movin' was the best song the shit DJ played tonight. If that song was by the 'order it'd probably be in my top ten of theirs of all time. If Gillian looked ike Rach that was....

i suspect my opinion counts for nothing on these matters, but what the hell, i want to join in!..anyway i think tina is definitely as pretty as rachel only she`s always lumbered with the horrible too-trendy clothes, and the awful "directional" hairdos. i reckon the stylist must have it in for her.

Whenever I've seen them on telly, Tina is always standing at the back not doing much. My Mrs reckons if they let her too close to the camera, her ample behind would blot out the rest of the band. Harsh.....

I see no-one has mentioned the blonde one that looks like the school bike!

Originally posted by Old Blue Whenever I've seen them on telly, Tina is always standing at the back not doing much. My Mrs reckons if they let her too close to the camera, her ample behind would blot out the rest of the band. Harsh.....I see no-one has mentioned the blonde one that looks like the school bike!

My mate fancied the blonde piece coz she "looks dirty"....i reckon since she had her hair cut short she looks less like a tramp and more human....

Liv

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Old Blue> Whenever I've seen them on telly, Tina is always standing at the back not doing much. My Mrs reckons if they let her too close to the camera, her ample behind would blot out the rest of the band. Harsh.....> > I see no-one has mentioned the blonde one that looks like the school bike!> > >

My mate fancied the blonde piece coz she "looks dirty"....i reckon since she had her hair cut short she looks less like a tramp and more human....

Liv

I always liked Jo coz she looked a bit common! Less stage school than the others....and 'Don't Stop Moving' rocks....