NewOrderOnline posters - Who's who ?

I'm not sure if this topic is such a good idea, don't know if it can't work out, but I gonna give it a try anyway.

Here's the idea :

There's a lot of regular posters here (Hunsty, Martian, Muffy, Patrick, Shug, Jeff White or whatever his name is at the moment, Seb Briggs, Seb and Nic, Liv, Sophisticated Lady, Mario, Marco, Taboo, Facsy, Dutch Jim, Allen, Coen, Old Blue, Hank, See Ye Tan, Ahmad, Candy The DOg, King Of Nothing, Major, Ben, Pitch, Antoine, April, Velocity Girl, Sarah Middle, Inta Don, Iain, Green, Brian, Zico, Socrates, Sparky, Phil, François-Marc, Michael, Scott, Mitch, Heather, even Jerry and all the ones I'm forgetting about - hope you forgive me) and, if we should draw some kind of typology, who would be who ?

I mean, each has a very distinctive character (Muffy being the sex obsessed one, for instance). So, let's try to find out to which superficial type each one belongs (knowing that it's just for fun as I don't really want to put anyone in a box). It can be a fictional character, some famous people...

Ok, let's do it, boys and girls...

...nice topic :D

well, a good choice for me would be "bender", one of the characters of the "Simpsons" follow-up series "Futurama"...the robot...sarcastic...cynical...and always in a bad mood when he's running out of beer...

cheers.

I reckon Dopey from the 7 dwarves would suit me.In different explanations...either the dopeheaded goofball or the stress-is-a-word-not-to-be-found-in-my-dictionary type. Pick the one you like.

But eeeh, whats yours then Buster

How is it that you've never seen Friends, Jeff? How is that possible?

Well, I'll have to think about that one, Mario, since the idea of this topic was to characterize the other posters.

Now, defining yourself is interesting too, I must admit.

So, I'll think about myself but try to think of how you percieve the others too...

Thing is, in the 'Friends's cast, Chandler is obviously the closer to me...

Originally posted by Buster Klumpy Thing is, in the 'Friends's cast, Chandler is obviously the closer to me...

...hmmmm....Courteney Cox....hmmm...delicious...

That's a shame, Jeff. I'm not a regular watcher, but on occasion Friends can be extremely funny.

"King Of Queens" is much better !!!

Leah Remini is also very delicious

according to acquaintances i'm a sparkly, mad, raving, hoe-bag (?) chipmunk on acid.

oh yes, and annoying, squeaky and small.

(no i'm not trying to increase my number of posts by multiple posting. that's cheating.)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To paraphrase (N.B. very important that bit) a very famous song:

"I'm just a little silhouetto of a ma-an.... FERMEZ LA BOUCHE!!! SCARAMOUCHE!!! "help me do" the fandango!!

THUNDER, BALLS AND LIGHTNING, VERY VERY FRIGHTENING...ME!!!

[Galileo....GALILEO.....Galileo......GALILEO......Galileo .....GALILEO..... finger my hole.....

MAGNIFICO-O-O-O-OHHHHHH!!!!!"

:happytongue:

So Martin, must we understand you're the reincarnation of Freddie Mercury ?

Magnificooooo-oooooo-oooooooo-oooooooo

I beg your pardon.........Freddie Who??

I know it's you, Freddie !

My friend used to call me "Bridget Jones", but that has recently become "Linda Green" who is, for those of you who dont know, sort of Bridget Jones on acid.

Personally i like to think of myself as more of a Marilyn Monroe/Mae West type....although the Linda Green anaology is cool :)

Liv *Come up and see me sometime...*

I am the Vampire Lestat

Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name Yeah Marco...she does have a look about her doesn't she...but she still doesn't measure up to our April!!!

:o

Funny you should say that because some say I am like Monica on Friends (Courtney Cox's character) because I am such a neat freak like her :P

Yeah! (damn double post :p )

Originally posted by Shug I'd have to be Homer Simpson - loads of similar characteristics, both like beer, both work in a dead-end job, both like the girlies, both of us fuck about quite a lot, both enjoy a good moanThe only differences I can think of - is he's married, has kids, and he's fat and bald....but other than that;)

but do you like dooooonuuttts :D

i'm gonna have to think about this one really long...

I always used to identify w/ two characters in the TV series Northern Exposure. That'd be the DJ, Chris in the morning, who was able to relate various aspects of life's mysteries together, whether by quoting T.S. Eliot or Carl Sagan or Joseph Campbell, and yet remain humble in his use of knowledge.

The other would be Dr. Fleischmann. I'm not nearly as neurotic as he was, but I recognized his frustration when others would not measure up to his own lofty standards, yet he eventually came to appreciate those same people by giving in to the inexorable draw of the beauty that surrounded him.

Bottom line: people are always asking me about things in history, books, music, current affairs, how to spell certain words, definitions, etc. I was taken aback last week when no one at work knew what Scylla and Charybdis was, even those who had gone to college and read a lot. Sometimes living here, it is like talking to yourself.

I'm afraid I fall into the football loving, beer drinking, farting loudly blokey stereotype!

However, I love my wife and son, and would give you my last pound if it would help you out....

Originally posted by April > Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name> Yeah Marco...> > she does have a look about her doesn't she...> > but she still doesn't measure up to our April!!!> >

:o

Funny you should say that because some say I am like Monica on Friends (Courtney Cox's character) because I am such a neat freak like her :P

...April, will you marry me ??? :D :D :D

well I guess on this forum my identity has been not having any identity at all.

In "real life" however, I seem to have a lot in common with George Costanza. I always manage to screw things up in the end. I also whine about most things.

Although I'm not as fat and bald yet. I'm 27 now, so give it a few years...

I am the Lover of Jade (from the land of the Klump).

Originally posted by Buster Klumpy

I mean, each has a very distinctive character (Muffy being the sex obsessed one, for instance).

Obsessed with sex!! Who, me?? ;)

Well, to be honest, Muffy, I'm quite obsessed with the subject too... But I'm less tlakative about it...

Girls and boys, please don't forget to try to typify the others...

Muffy what happened to your threat to expose my characteristics a la voiciforous girl

Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name Marco...she's too young to get married...

April is 22 isn't she ??? So where's the problem ??? any religious background ??? :D

Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name Well, she said she was too young to get married when I asked her last week...who knows...maybe she's up for it this week though!!!

well, i guess we'll have to fight it out man...

I'm the Hawkeye Pierce of the board, I suppose (back in the good years, before MASH started to suck), or you could consider me Barney-esque, in that I alternate between being quiet and shy and then saying something outragous and whooping.

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Tabsy, Ive been known to whoop on occasion..... but it tends to put the fellas off...

lol

Liv

"even if it were our friend Tabsy"....she would never pick me, even if I got a Nuremburg rally organized in her honor! The hell of being a war criminal.......

Well, Liv, I like a good whoop everynow and then...

sidetrack: was watching Taras last night, relateing back to a discussion years ago: Barney DOES whoop during EGG. Thank you all, what's my reward for playing?

Liv and April are the resident "Objects of Lust" around here (if Sarah M.'d post a picture I'd autmatically add her to the lot):p

Last post, then i have to leave:

Well Jeff, I wonder if she'd want to meet any of us....thought I still have that plane I flew to Scotland in. Adios suckers, I'm off to Cali!

As Buster wanted us to characterise some of the others, here are a few names to consider:

one of us is Travis Bickle another is Chris Tucker's character in Rush Hour (2) we have a Bono -alike, well known for making grandiose statements we have a gazza - funny, but sometimes.....

I'll try to think of others, but you can have fun trying to match these characters to our intrepid heroes

Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name > Originally posted by Liv> Tabsy, > Ive been known to whoop on occasion..... but it tends to put the fellas off...> > lol> > Liv>

but Liv...

doesn't the Whoop make the boys think they are doing their job correctly??? Is that what they tell you? We often whoop to make you THINK you are doing your job right...its all about massaging egos! ;)

Liv

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Liv and April are the resident "Objects of Lust" around here (if Sarah M.'d post a picture I'd autmatically add her to the lot):p

Aww you big sweetheart you... shall i let you into a secret.. me and April are good mates... bet that sets your minds wandering! lol

Liv

Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name And yes...I'd have to agree...Liv and April are the two coolest birds I've seen around....

I think i love you Jeff, i'm sure im speak for April here too... Liv

Originally posted by phil As Buster wanted us to characterise some of the others, here are a few names to consider:one of us is Travis Bickleanother is Chris Tucker's character in Rush Hour (2)we have a Bono -alike, well known for making grandiose statements we have a gazza - funny, but sometimes.....I'll try to think of others, but you can have fun trying to match these characters to our intrepid heroes

Is Martin Travis Bickle ?

Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name > Originally posted by April> > > > Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name> > Yeah Marco...> > > > she does have a look about her doesn't she...> > > > but she still doesn't measure up to our April!!!> > > > >

:o

Funny you should say that because some say I am like Monica on Friends (Courtney Cox's character) because I am such a neat freak like her :P

Hmmm...you don't say??? Aren't they...oh dear...now I fear I shall be thinking of April while doing my psych profile at work today...maybe that will help me score higher...

Hey I don't mind being a subject, analyze me! :)

Originally posted by Marco Pleil > Originally posted by April> > > > Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name> > Yeah Marco...> > > > she does have a look about her doesn't she...> > > > but she still doesn't measure up to our April!!!> > > > >

:o

Funny you should say that because some say I am like Monica on Friends (Courtney Cox's character) because I am such a neat freak like her :P

...April, will you marry me ??? :D :D :D

Why? So I can clean the house? HEHE j/k

Originally posted by Marco Pleil > Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name> Marco...she's too young to get married...> >

April is 22 isn't she ??? So where's the problem ??? any religious background ??? :D

yeah I am 22, I am still a baby! I need to see the world and maybe get out of college before getting married :p

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> Liv and April are the resident "Objects of Lust" around here (if Sarah M.'d post a picture I'd autmatically add her to the lot):p

Aww you big sweetheart you... shall i let you into a secret.. me and April are good mates... bet that sets your minds wandering! lol

Liv

Yes, we are grand friends :p

Miss ya girl :)

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name> > And yes...I'd have to agree...Liv and April are the two coolest birds I've seen around....

I think i love you Jeff, i'm sure im speak for April here too... Liv

Yes, she does speak for me :) That is my last post on this thread, I don't want to kill the thread.

:)

Is April Audrey Hepburn ?

Bond, James Bond.

Let's see, I'm not sure how to describe myself. For years people told me I looked like Corey Haim (of Lucas and that stupid vampire movie with Kiefer Sutherland, Jason Patric, and Corey Feldman) but I guess I grew out of that. Nowadays people say I look like Ryan Phillipe (or he looks like me, I think I'm older). I don't get it all the time, but every once in a while. I don't think he's that cute honestly, but if the chicks dig him . . .

Personality wise- I'll have to take a survey and get back to you. But I do a dead on impression of Jar Jar Binks (the annoying computer animated character out of Phantom Menace). To my credit though, I was doing the voice years before the movie came out.

You say people gonna die?:\puke:

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Jim Giliberto> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > I'd have to be Homer Simpson - loads of similar characteristics, both like beer, both work in a dead-end job, both like the girlies, both of us fuck about quite a lot, both enjoy a good moan> > The only differences I can think of - is he's married, has kids, and he's fat and bald....but other than that;)>

but do you like dooooonuuttts :D

Certainly do Jimbo and I have the same attitude as him - when I'm at work - I'm also a Health & Safety rep...Honestly mate....spooky or what?

you must be joking but hey...what did you think when you first started seeing homer and the gang...

Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name Tabsy...do you think that relic would make it from Clemson to California??? You try flying that thing out ther, and you will probably end up in a corn field in Nebraska!!!!And yes...I'd have to agree...Liv and April are the two coolest birds I've seen around....I think it has to do with them liking New Order though...

would have to agree

It's a Messerschmitt, is that what you're implying? (heh-heh, take a moment with that one)

I'm guessing I'm the "gazza", or perhaps "Travis Bickle". Do I even fit into a type? I always figured I have the personality of the first victim in a slasher movie, you know, the guy obsessed with who usually bumps into the guy in the mask first and really ticks him off.

I couldnt resist the temptation any more....i had to check out your profile April....FORGET ALL THE OTHER GUYS AND MARRIE ME...NOW pleeeaaase.

Get it, "Messerschmitt"?

If we drool over women half as much in real life as we do on this forum, no wonder we're all single!

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name> > > > Originally posted by Liv> > Tabsy, > > Ive been known to whoop on occasion..... but it tends to put the fellas off...> > > > lol> > > > Liv> > >

but Liv...

doesn't the Whoop make the boys think they are doing their job correctly??? Is that what they tell you? We often whoop to make you THINK you are doing your job right...its all about massaging egos! ;)

Liv

Liv, That would make you a bad girlfriend, the kind that would be never satisfied and would go bitch about it to your girlfriend. If I would get a hold of you though, you would look like this and I would ask "another?" and you would be speechless and would just

Originally posted by The Sun Devil > Originally posted by Liv> > > > Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name> > > > > > > Originally posted by Liv> > > Tabsy, > > > Ive been known to whoop on occasion..... but it tends to put the fellas off...> > > > > > lol> > > > > > Liv> > > > > >

but Liv...

doesn't the Whoop make the boys think they are doing their job correctly??? Is that what they tell you? We often whoop to make you THINK you are doing your job right...its all about massaging egos! ;)

Liv

Liv, That would make you a bad girlfriend, the kind that would be never satisfied and would go bitch about it to your girlfriend. If I would get a hold of you though, you would look like this and I would ask "another?" and you would be speechless and would just

You poor deluded man. The concept of you even getting " a hold of" me is out of your league darling.

BTW I am a fantastic girlfriend..... i'm loving, affectionate, i love football, i cook and clean and ive been told i'm a great shag...and i NEVER bitch to my mates, i find that totally tasteless....

I very much doubt you would ever find me speechless, and im pretty certain, you wouldnt have the ability to make me ...i dunno...its just a feeling i have...

:kiss:

Liv

Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name Sebsy...why are you rolling your eyes at me????

I think I know

Thanks so much guys!!! :)

Hmmm...maybe I should just leave again...

Originally posted by Liv BTW I am a fantastic girlfriend..... i'm loving, affectionate, i love football, i cook and clean and ive been told i'm a great shag...and i NEVER bitch to my mates, i find that totally tasteless....

Get yer coat...... :)

Originally posted by Socrates El Orificio Ectoplasm > Originally posted by Liv> > > BTW I am a fantastic girlfriend..... i'm loving, affectionate, i love football, i cook and clean and ive been told i'm a great shag...and i NEVER bitch to my mates, i find that totally tasteless....> >

Get yer coat...... :) Hee Hee Liv

Girl, you'll be a woman....SOON

Don't leave April, I'll stop drooling long enough to post something sensible from now on. Now help me with these buttons, they're hard for me to reach....:D

I'm the insecure yet arrogant and opinionated one, so I guess I'm George Costanza. Or Mothra. CTD

If I do leave it won't have anything to do with all of your flattery... it would be due to something else...

Originally posted by April If I do leave it won't have anything to do with all of your flattery... it would be due to something else...

Or someone else April? Love ya and miss ya babes

Liv

Originally posted by What a fooking gobshite! We often whoop to make you THINK you are doing your job right...its all about massaging egos! ;)LivSo if you were to whoop with me...would it only be for my ego????:o

Its depends Jeff, on how much practice you have had... ;)

Liv

It's the safest way mate !

Don't even go there :)

Having just inflicted "Mum's disease" on the ex apparently, I'm a bitter man !!

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by April> If I do leave it won't have anything to do with all of your flattery... it would be due to something else...

Or someone else April? Love ya and miss ya babes

Liv

Me too Liv, Merry Christmas

Originally posted by Felix the Cat and his wonderful bag of tricks To Liv and April...Merry Christmas!!!!see you kids around on Wednesday...if I'm lucky!!!

Merry Christmas to you too Jeff. Back to work tomorrow. See you later!