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So, let's imagine you get face to face with one of our favorite boys and girl...

What will you tell them ?

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Difficult one, eh ?

That's why I enjoyed so much doing the interviews...

I mean, the trouble when you meet someone like them is you know so much about them and they don't know anything about you. So it's not easy to start a conversation.

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'Wow, you all look much taller on the telly' would be a good start :D

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Or "Barney - Christ, you've got even more chins than I thought...!!" :eek:

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Originally posted by Martian Gray Or "Barney - Christ, you've got even more chins than I thought...!!" :eek:

Grr :evil:

Liv :angel:

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Barney - "Let me have your babies!!!!!" Hooky - "Are you feet really as big as they look on the 2nd Monaco album?" Steve - "Can i have a go in your tank?" Gillian - "Personally i dont think you are wearing enough slap in the Perfect Kiss video..."

Well...erm... perhaps not... chances are i'd say nowt and look like a total twat.

I might be able to muster enough energy to ask Barney if he wants a shag, and i'm sure he'll muster enough energy to run away! lol! Liv :angel:

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I completely agree with Liv on the Barney thing :o

I think I would ask "Can I hang out with you guys!"

:)

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I'd say "stop playing Blue Fucking Monday, or the dog gets it....do ye's fancy going fer a swally?"

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And "no more remixes please" :lol:

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Originally posted by Shug I'd say "stop playing Blue Fucking Monday, or the dog gets it....do ye's fancy going fer a swally?"

:lol: another classic from Shug

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i'd probably just stare in disbelief and stammer something stupid :o

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"Please, please, please, can you make a new REMIX of Blue Monday, for all of us, please please please????

:LOL::LOL::LOL::HI:

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First thing I would tell them:

Hello! I am Jaap! May I sing a song with you?

:LOL::LOL::LOL::HI:

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Originally posted by April I completely agree with Liv on the Barney thing :oI think I would ask "Can I hang out with you guys!":)

Ladies, ladies..... tuttut!!!

:LOL::LOL::LOL::HI:

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"Which songs do you intend to play in Australia tour?" "Can i attend your repetitions in your UK studio plz?"

(one can dream, huh?)

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Slow Jam. Why?

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Originally posted by Seb Briggs Slow Jam. Why?

Even Slow Jam, i go for it..

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Originally posted by Seb Briggs Slow Jam. Why?

Everyone should ask them this question :)

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Originally posted by Dutch Jim says: NO! > Originally posted by April> I completely agree with Liv on the Barney thing :o> > I think I would ask "Can I hang out with you guys!"> > :)

Ladies, ladies..... tuttut!!!

:LOL::LOL::LOL::HI:

Charming!!!!! We get a tut tut but its quite ok for you guys to mess your pants over Kylie or Rachel off of SClub! Sexist pigs!;)

Liv :angel:

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Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Dutch Jim says: NO!> > > > Originally posted by April> > I completely agree with Liv on the Barney thing :o> > > > I think I would ask "Can I hang out with you guys!"> > > > :)>

Ladies, ladies..... tuttut!!!

:LOL::LOL::LOL::HI:

Charming!!!!! We get a tut tut but its quite ok for you guys to mess your pants over Kylie or Rachel off of SClub! Sexist pigs!;)

Liv :angel:

Well if you want to mess your pants as well over Kylie or Rachel SClub, feel free ! No sexism here :D

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Hooky; Hooded tops. Why?

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Originally posted by Seb Briggs Hooky; Hooded tops. Why?

I like the hooded tops..... am i alone on this one?

Liv :angel:

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Originally posted by Socrates El Orificio Ectoplasm Well if you want to mess your pants as well over Kylie or Rachel SClub, feel free ! No sexism here :D

You know exactly what I mean Timothy.... Its only fair that if we put up with your "slavering" you should put up wth ours! right?

Liv :angel: BTW, I'd do Hooky and Steve too.... and come to mention it that Paul one off of SClub is a but of a sexpot! jeez...

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Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Socrates El Orificio Ectoplasm> > Well if you want to mess your pants as well over Kylie or Rachel SClub, feel free ! No sexism here :D

You know exactly what I mean Timothy.... Its only fair that if we put up with your "slavering" you should put up wth ours! right?

Liv :angel: BTW, I'd do Hooky and Steve too.... and come to mention it that Paul one off of SClub is a but of a sexpot! jeez...

I've got no problems with that ! (Please note that I wouldn't do Gillian !!)

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I think its best NEVER to meet your heroes: you'll either make a twat of yourself, or they'll let you down so badly the records'll never sound the same again.

But I'm with Liv and April on one point: if I'd met Bernard, circa 1984-1989, and he fancied a bit of same-sex, er, "action", then this hetero-boy would've had no hestitation.

Mr Sumner, eh: enough to turn you queer.... (Perhaps this should be in the "guilty pleasures" thread!)

M.

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I'd invite them to my house for a party!

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But I'm with Liv and April on one point: if I'd met Bernard, circa 1984-1989, and he fancied a bit of same-sex, er, "action", then this hetero-boy would've had no hestitation.Mr Sumner, eh: enough to turn you queer.... (Perhaps this should be in the "guilty pleasures" thread!)

I near choked on my sarnie there..Mr Fradley what an admission. I wonder if any of the other male posters will admit to similar feelings....

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Originally posted by velocity girl But I'm with Liv and April on one point: if I'd met Bernard, circa 1984-1989, and he fancied a bit of same-sex, er, "action", then this hetero-boy would've had no hestitation.Mr Sumner, eh: enough to turn you queer.... (Perhaps this should be in the "guilty pleasures" thread!)

I near choked on my sarnie there..Mr Fradley what an admission. I wonder if any of the other male posters will admit to similar feelings....

Jeez, not me. particuarly after seeing him in his current state! Or Hookey or Steve for that matter

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Originally posted by Socrates El Orificio Ectoplasm > Originally posted by Liv> > > > Originally posted by Dutch Jim says: NO!> > > > > > > Originally posted by April> > > I completely agree with Liv on the Barney thing :o> > > > > > I think I would ask "Can I hang out with you guys!"> > > > > > :)> > >

Ladies, ladies..... tuttut!!!

:LOL::LOL::LOL::HI:

Charming!!!!! We get a tut tut but its quite ok for you guys to mess your pants over Kylie or Rachel off of SClub! Sexist pigs!;)

Liv :angel:

Well if you want to mess your pants as well over Kylie or Rachel SClub, feel free ! No sexism here :D

Where's the party then, eh?

:LOL::LOL::LOL::HI:

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Originally posted by velocity girl But I'm with Liv and April on one point: if I'd met Bernard, circa 1984-1989, and he fancied a bit of same-sex, er, "action", then this hetero-boy would've had no hestitation.Mr Sumner, eh: enough to turn you queer.... (Perhaps this should be in the "guilty pleasures" thread!)

I near choked on my sarnie there..Mr Fradley what an admission. I wonder if any of the other male posters will admit to similar feelings....

Well, not me... But in those years, I quite fancied Gillian...

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