You meet a New Order - What do you tell ?

Originally posted by velocity girl But I'm with Liv and April on one point: if I'd met Bernard, circa 1984-1989, and he fancied a bit of same-sex, er, "action", then this hetero-boy would've had no hestitation.Mr Sumner, eh: enough to turn you queer.... (Perhaps this should be in the "guilty pleasures" thread!)

I near choked on my sarnie there..Mr Fradley what an admission. I wonder if any of the other male posters will admit to similar feelings....

absolutely ! - and if any other hetero claims never to have had a crush on a man at some point in his younger life he's lying

Like Broughie says, a bit of harmless homoeroticism never did anyone any harm, and we're all guilty of it at times. Football matches are perhaps the archetypal case in point. Anyone read that Bez book ("Bez remembers" or somesuch - an oxymoron if ever there was one!): he goes on and on and on about how "handsome" Barney is/was: and this is the man, lest we forget, who was derided as an out and out homophobe in about '91.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: we've all had/got a bit of a crush on the Barnster at one point or another. And looking at the thread where everone remembers how hard they tried to dress/look like him in the past just proves my point.....

M.

Never did and never would, but Gillian (hold on a second,OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!) I would marry her in a second! :D Now the question's I would ask:

1. Has life as a band grown for the better or the worse?
2. Will you please make sure you show up in my area everytime you go on tour? Your more then welcome to stay at my house!
3. Can I hang with you for the rest of my life, I mean the night?
4. What kind of underwear do you prefer? :0
5. Do you think world peace can come from music?
6. Are there really martains?

Here's my historic meeting with New Order:

Me:(to Barney) Hey, cool hairdo, does Gary Condit know you stole it from him?

(I'm subsequently punched in the face by Hooky)

Twenty minutes later, I spot them at a local bar Me: Let me buy you guys a drink. Barney: Thanks mate! Me: Sorry about the whole Condit thing... Barney: no problem. Hooky: Sorry about the whole punching thing. Me: No don't worry about it....I needed my nose realigned anyway. You saved me some major cash. (5 minutes have gone by. I'm wasted after one wine cooler, Barney and Hooky are just looking at me) Barney: well, we gotta be heading out. Me: so then I said, "No, I'm not Irish, why you asking?" (I burst out into laughter while Hooky stares at his glass) Hooky: Trev, it's been great, thanks for the beers. Me: So you'll do that thing I suggested for your next album, you know, a tribute lp to The Archies? That would sell like hotcakes!.... Barney (warily nodding): Sure,...it's under consideration. Me: take it easy, as the Eagles say. Hooky: You too... Barney: Cheers (They both leave, I call the waiter over and tell him Barney and Hooky were supposed to get the tab, then I make a run for it while the bartender's dragging an angry Barney and Hooky back to the bar)

THE END :)

I'd say to them: WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE ONLY A LOUSY TEN SONGS ON GREED READY???????and then i by them beer

my one question today would be: do you enjoy playing the same set every night?
ok, i have a couple more: do you think you are sellouts now? do you remember stating that putting singles on albums was a rip-off to fans? do you remember your definition of sell out was "when a band loses the standards and morals they started with" and last but not least, will you be returning to america? after the first question, i would expect a fuck off, interview's over....so much to answer for. they would have to admit, by their own standards, that they are selling out and ripping off fans in the process. still, i would love to see them again even if BM was the encore.

to hooky i would ask...how do you do so much blow and stay so fat?...would anyone visit me in the hospital?

Originally posted by The Sun Devil 6. Are there really martains?

Well, you've just gone and received a reply to your quoted question from one. So go figure....

Originally posted by Martian Gray > Originally posted by The Sun Devil> > 6. Are there really martains?

Well, you've just gone and received a reply to your quoted question from one. So go figure....

I f#cking new it! I was asking the question to see if they figured me out. ;)

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Socrates El Orificio Ectoplasm> > Well if you want to mess your pants as well over Kylie or Rachel SClub, feel free ! No sexism here :D

You know exactly what I mean Timothy.... Its only fair that if we put up with your "slavering" you should put up wth ours! right?

Liv BTW, I'd do Hooky and Steve too.... and come to mention it that Paul one off of SClub is a but of a sexpot! jeez...

I have to agree here, Stephen is a sexy man and Hooky is a flirty one.. huh Liv? :)

Originally posted by April > Originally posted by Liv> > > > Originally posted by Socrates El Orificio Ectoplasm> > > > Well if you want to mess your pants as well over Kylie or Rachel SClub, feel free ! No sexism here :D>

You know exactly what I mean Timothy.... Its only fair that if we put up with your "slavering" you should put up wth ours! right?

Liv BTW, I'd do Hooky and Steve too.... and come to mention it that Paul one off of SClub is a but of a sexpot! jeez...

I have to agree here, Stephen is a sexy man and Hooky is a flirty one.. huh Liv? :)

April babes, you are so right! I'll never forget the look on Hooky's face when i winked at him at Brixton... *sigh* what a fella! As for Stephen, if he can bang away at me any time... oooh did i say that out loud! oops ;)

Liv

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by April> > > > Originally posted by Liv> > > > > > > Originally posted by Socrates El Orificio Ectoplasm> > > > > > Well if you want to mess your pants as well over Kylie or Rachel SClub, feel free ! No sexism here :D> > >

You know exactly what I mean Timothy.... Its only fair that if we put up with your "slavering" you should put up wth ours! right?

Liv BTW, I'd do Hooky and Steve too.... and come to mention it that Paul one off of SClub is a but of a sexpot! jeez...

I have to agree here, Stephen is a sexy man and Hooky is a flirty one.. huh Liv? :)

April babes, you are so right! I'll never forget the look on Hooky's face when i winked at him at Brixton... *sigh* what a fella! As for Stephen, if he can bang away at me any time... oooh did i say that out loud! oops ;)

Liv

I knew you would agree, I had a Hooky experience, and you know about that :) :o

im going to say this when i find them in Febuary

Hello your New Order and im going to get you all very fuking drunk

How about "I posted you a question on the NO-OL forum about six months ago, but I've forgotten what it was now. Want a beer, or another Pernod and Asti cocktail, you tasteless fuckers?" Or maybe not CTD

PS. Liv and April, shame on you!

Originally posted by CandyTheDog PS. Liv and April, shame on you!

You're only jealous coz we aren't panting over you...

Liv

Provided you change your pants occasionally, I'd have thought not. A bit of variety always does the trick :D

"about f****n time" - on the release of the new album and touring australia. comr to think of it, just about everything they do.

But they've been to Australia more recently than I have !