(Sarcastic) Holiday Movies

Originally posted by Coen van der Voort Just had a couple of those strong Belgian beers and watched the Christmas episode of Bottom.....Bloody Merry Christmas!! The festive season isn't so bad after all

Coen It's brilliant mate - I may dig that out for myself later;) The gag about Gold, Frankinsence and Grrrr is an all-time classic mate. BTW have you seen their live video's - I've got all 4 of em - still crack me up when I watch them

Mr Socrates thanks for the support;)
Sarah if you read the bible - I think it was St.Marks letter to the Corinthians - it goes And when the angels descend from heaven to earth - they shall indeed visit the East end of Glasgow and go to a place called Paradise to see The Timmites - but be careful my angels - if you go to the west end of Glasgow you will be amongst forces of extreme darkness (the hunnites) - but if you have time could you pop in on Worcester City and see how they're doing - they need all the help they can get.....Honest So Angels and the big guy up the stairs really do like FOOTBALL;)

Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah shug you really made me laugh! i would go and check that but i don't think i actually own a bible. ah well, i'll just have to assume you're telling the truth.

Cheers Sarah - but don't ever believe anything I say - you'd be in a mental hospital within 3 weeks...Honest 3 of my mates are in there, Just like watching One Flew Over The Cuckoo's nest - always cheers me up when I visit them - Makes me glad to be alive

Originally posted by Socrates It's well-known that God moves in mysterious ways. It's equally well-known, amongst strikers in the Dr.Martens Premier Division, that Worcester City's defence also moves in mysterious ways, hence the appalling goals-against column. As City hold a place in my heart that many centuries ago would have been the preserve of a religious icon, they can indeed be assigned deification status. The altar of the Church of Worcester City will tomorrow be assembled at Middlefield Lane, Hinckley, at 12.00 noon. I shall expect to see you all there :)

Excellent stuff Tim me ole mucker - I'll have to keep an eye open for them

Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah oh no what have i started????

Playing the Piano with yer left hand and a blindfold?

Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah maybe the reason i have no need for football is because i have no frustration and no need for religion.

You don't have to be frustrated to like footy - although it does help - espescially when you spend 9 years on the fucking receiving end!!! I am not deeply religious myself - although I was an alter-boy and went to church till I was 16 - but I still believe in the big guy As for Mr.Socrates your analysis was pretty much spot on mate - So it's the mighty Kidderminster who are your rivals then....any funny songs about them mate?

Know what you mean mate - I have hundreds of songs but I can't think of 1 that I would be able to get away with on here - Sebsy and Nico would have me off here quicker than you could say....Erasure are a bunch of fuc

Originally posted by Socrates Just had the video of our FA Cup game against Ru$hden & Direones - all you can hear from the Shed is 1500 voices screaming "who the fucking hell are you" !

Very good mate - the diamonds are about 30 miles from here, and I've actually played at that stadium in a Cup Final - brilliant wee stadium though, oh and by the way we won;) We beat a bunch of no-marks from Kettering (Corby's rivals and a bunch of sheepshagging bastards)

Jeff me ole mucker - Just how many nick-names do you have Rocky and Bullwinkle...mad as fuck....have you ever tried watching them bastards on Acid...it's definately a nono

Next time yer in Sheepshag Land - get in touch mate - I'd love a good chance to slag them bastards - we played them a few years back - and their local sex-shop sold out of inflatable sheep - funny as fuck mate

Originally posted by Socrates Not up for Barney's birthday bash in London then ?

Nah fuckin wish I was though - back to work on the 2nd although if people get something sorted for a Saturday - I'll be there in a flash - don't drive - so I'd have to get the train, and my mate the Malkster is always up for a good night out. Be good to finally meet some of the people from the site - cos if we were waiting for a NO concert - I could be waiting for quite a fuckin while

Also thinking of Bar Cuba for NYE just to get away from this shite-hole, London is another possibility - it's just a case of getting there and where to kip - hopefully I'll know what I'm doing by Friday.