New (Order) Year's Revolutions — Forum Archive

24 Dec 2001, 13:02

This forthcoming year, I solemnly swear to keep to the following promises.

That I will not post on here about football, in particular Scottish football, for I have no real interest in Scottish football but just hate Rangers.
That I shall dismember my ex if she ever contacts me again.
That I shall not get aggressive in HMV when some shortarse yampy local inbred wanker gets in my way and then takes offence when he gets stamped on by 14 stones of me.
That I shall tolerate all this Christmas bollocks with good grace and shall not once lose my temper. Arse.
That I shall try to stick to the above, even though I am liable to smash my PC before hitting the send button at the mere thought of any of them.

Peace and empathy. Bollocks. Enjoy.

24 Dec 2001, 13:14

I resolve to:

Start a band
Keep my groove on with the ladies
Tone down my harrassment of the females on this site
Remember my purpose in life (to bring back Transformers tv series)
Talk to God (about baseball)
Get a better job
Walk like a man, talk like a man
Live la vida loca
I will survive
Run for President

24 Dec 2001, 13:15

Oh yeah, forgot one: 11. hit 1000 posts (and not leave immediately afterwards) :D

:jump: :jump: :jump:

24 Dec 2001, 14:20

Mr Socrates - Is it me or have you become even funnier since yer split? Something tells me yer better off without er mate;) Great idea for a thread - I'm still debating whether to go out and get rat-arsed, just can't decide, but I'll definately be putting my resolutions on here soon :nod: Keep up the good work mate :lol:

24 Dec 2001, 14:26

She now claims she's pregnant. Happy fucking Christmas. Where's the scotch.

24 Dec 2001, 14:41

Originally posted by Socrates She now claims she's pregnant. Happy fucking Christmas. Where's the scotch.

:nonono: Is it a wind up Tim mate? It's happened to me before - that's why I ask, 3 years ago I split up with a bird, 5 or 6 weeks later she told all my mates she was pregnant - just so it would get back to me, shat meself mate - for 3 fucking days - trying to decide whether to go back to her, would I marry her etc.. Then I found out off a female pal it was all a wind up - would've fookin strangled her if I'd seen her!!! Haven't spoke to her since mate.

24 Dec 2001, 14:49

Fuctifino. Not entirely happy though, I can say that much.

24 Dec 2001, 14:56

Good luck with whatever happens mate - I'd usually suggest some alcohol - but going on previous experience - you'll feel even worse...All the best anyway;)

24 Dec 2001, 15:48

I don't make resolutions...for the simple fact that I've usually blown them out of the water by...oh, about 30 minutes after the new year has started....

24 Dec 2001, 15:51

Same here (can't tell ya how many times I've resolved to give up women!) :)

24 Dec 2001, 21:43

only 3 resolutions; if i dont stick to em, im really fucked.

leave home (apologies to all any supporters of family values, but i can`t stand family life, espec the no smoking/drinking/frolicking policy enforced by my parents)
find some ambitions..anything will do.
sort out my sleeping patterns

25 Dec 2001, 01:04

no resolutions from this boy... what makes 1/1/2002 different from any other day of the year...

just set your mind to do whatever it is you need to do, and do it :nod:

25 Dec 2001, 09:29

1 To stop using swear words...on second thoughts Fuck that. 2 To come up with more interesting threads 3 To come up with a Teaser which will get on everyone's nerves. 4 To listen to Republic at least once a month 5 Find a woman who likes New Order 6 Try and learn to appreciate the Remixes 7 Find a woman who supports Celtic 8 To be nicer to my fellow onliners (including Marty - if he comes back :lol: ) 9 To have my own place by June / July 10 To meet up with fellow onliners for a piss up. 11 To convert some work mates int the order family....That's a start innit?;)

25 Dec 2001, 19:50

Originally posted by Shug 1 To stop using swear words...on second thoughts Fuck that.2 To come up with more interesting threads3 To come up with a Teaser which will get on everyone's nerves.4 To listen to Republic at least once a month5 Find a woman who likes New Order6 Try and learn to appreciate the Remixes7 Find a woman who supports Celtic8 To be nicer to my fellow onliners (including Marty - if he comes back )9 To have my own place by June / July10 To meet up with fellow onliners for a piss up.11 To convert some work mates int the order family....That's a start innit?;)

I can go with eleven of those......amending number 9 to read "have a new place miles from London"

25 Dec 2001, 20:01

Tell you what mate - there's no way London could be as bad as this place - currently we have 3 nightclubs and they're all shite - as for things to do - The only place I frequent is the local snooker hall. The only thing that keeps me here is my family and friends - so it makes going to London and Manchester etc... so much fun :nod:

Another resolution - I will visit more hot-spots this year;)

26 Dec 2001, 00:01

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I resolve to:1. Start a band2. Keep my groove on with the ladies3. Tone down my harrassment of the females on this site4. Remember my purpose in life (to bring back Transformers tv series)

Yesssssssss!

And then I could fulfill my dream of reincarnating into Optimus Prime !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26 Dec 2001, 00:02

Originally posted by Socrates She now claims she's pregnant. Happy fucking Christmas. Where's the scotch.

oh, shit

26 Dec 2001, 00:04

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Same here (can't tell ya how many times I've resolved to give up women!) :)

you're such a womanizer, Taboo !!!!!

26 Dec 2001, 08:12

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I resolve to:1. Start a band2. Keep my groove on with the ladies3. Tone down my harrassment of the females on this site4. Remember my purpose in life (to bring back Transformers tv series)5. Talk to God (about baseball)6. Get a better job7. Walk like a man, talk like a man8. Live la vida loca9. I will survive10. Run for President

Trevor...are these resolutions for this year????

Cuz by my calculations, you are a few years shy of being able to run for President....

26 Dec 2001, 08:36

Oh...and I do resolve that I shall consume 12 beers, each day of the next year...that one shouldn't be TOO difficult to attain..of course, at some point, my family might be inclined to force me to an AA meeting...

26 Dec 2001, 11:28

I don't make resolutions any more - I never keep them, so there's no point.

26 Dec 2001, 12:39

Following protracted negotiations, she has decided that said offspring will not be given the opportunity to wear a WCFC shirt in the future, nor any shirt at all ! Result !! :) :cool: :cool: :cool: :happy:

Sorry, I shouldn't be so heartless about the subject I know, but the last thing I need in my life right now is a miniature version. My life is screwed up enough without an extra complication. Monastic orders for me !!