Are there any female New Order fans out there?

Simple question. As I've never seen a womans comment on these pages.

Ally's a chick, I presume. Her posts are all over here.

Shug

If all goes well, the missus will be a fan starting May 3rd at around 8pm

That reminds me, there's a web page where you can copy and paste text into it and it will analyze it and tell you if the author's a man or woman with 75% accuracy.

Ah, computers. The way of the future...

And there's me! Bernards girl, the one with the scary pics of me and gorgeous Bernard in Brighton on NYEve in my profile. poor barney, he's never been the same since, I even bought him 3 large Vodka and Oranges that night!! Anyway...dont get me started!

Hey 'the Hacienda must be (re)built'...what's your animated avatar/sig thing from...it looks very factory/peter saville-ish...

Chant, AgentWood, Miss Disco, Julie, Julijana, April, Barney's girl, Buffy's girlfriend, Feline ... (sorry if I missed anyone) ... and me.

Btw, Ally's a guy.

and me - formerly lowbranches now symphonie - i'm female and toss in my two cents on occasion.

I'm female, apparently.

Landon Bradley wrote: Hey 'the Hacienda must be (re)built'...what's your animated avatar/sig thing from...it looks very factory/peter saville-ish...

Close but no cigar, Wedding Present covers

symphonie wrote: and me - formerly lowbranches now symphonie - i'm female and toss in my two cents on occasion.

Symphonie-- definitely female. Rrrrrooowr!

NObabe wrote: Chant, AgentWood, Miss Disco, Julie, Julijana, April, Barney's girl, Buffy's girlfriend, Feline ... (sorry if I missed anyone) ... and me.

Btw, Ally's a guy.

RRRrrroooowr! RRRoooowwwr! RRrrroowwr! (But not for you, Ally, no offense).

Me: The male Maya.

BTW, it's Buffy, Buffer's girlfriend.

So do you wear a kilt, Ally? :D

NObabe wrote: Chant, AgentWood, Miss Disco, Julie, Julijana, April, Barney's girl, Buffy's girlfriend, Feline ... (sorry if I missed anyone) ... and me.

And there's me, just lurking mostly :)

Ally3000 wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: So do you wear a kilt, Ally? :D

Yeah I'm sitting in my kilt at the moment in my half ruined castle eating haggis and talking in the "Hoots Och Aye The Noo" dialect. I'm just about to paint some blue stripes on my face and head out to hunt Haggis too and maybe battle the English for my independance later if there's time before Uni. Et cetera. I look like Mel Gibson too Or if you're a more educated American :D I live in a council high rise, spout uncanny observations of modern life and shoot up heroin whilst listening to "Ziggy Pop"

Any other stereotypes I've forgotten? Ummmm...

Just The Poet McTeagle.

bernard's girl wrote: And there's me! Bernards girl, the one with the scary pics of me and gorgeous Bernard in Brighton on NYEve in my profile. poor barney, he's never been the same since, I even bought him 3 large Vodka and Oranges that night!! Anyway...dont get me started!

You and Barney?

Hope you bought him a drink!

The band members are kinda startin to look alike, dont ya think?

My wife Lorraine likes 'em too. Not as much as she idolises the Schmithz but thanks to me she's now become a big NO fan. The only trouble is, we argue a lot over them cos she always likes completely different songs to me. Bloody typical wimmin eh? Always trying to be awkward and contrary. Mind you, she ain't so keen on Echo & The Bunnymen (my fave band of all time) however so at least when I start spouting off about Mac the Mouth she shuts up. My dog Marbles howls along to the Killing Moon - I wish I could upload a quick movie of him doing this. :)

Judas Priest P, this place is crawlin' with chicks! And I'm out here making an arse out of meeself!!

The reputation is yours if you want it. Better for me that we DON'T ask the women of NOOl who the biggest arse is.

Hey... "The Women of NOOL".... sounds like a great idea for a calendar.

Ooops, I've done it again!

Of course, they'd probably rather we had an "arses of NOOL" calendar.

Just to have a good larff.

me .any other chinese female here?

Hi I'm another female NO fan, but I don't post much.

BTW Ally, I have to ask, do you have a pet bagpipe spider? You did miss one or two Scottish stereotypes. You may want to review the old Goodies episode of hunting the Loch Ness Monster for tips!

aary zhong wrote: me .any other chinese female here?

Chant is from Taiwan.

An ex girlfriend of mine hated Crystal but loved 60 MPH .Guess it was the driving connection.

lots of girlies then. Good stuff

NObabe wrote:

Btw, Ally's a guy.

i've always loved to read ally's posts.
to be honest, i was kind of disappointed when i firstly knew he isn't a girl! :p

keep on the good posts ally :)

(i was going to ask ally where to find new order vinyls in scotland when i was leaving from taiwan.. somehow the mail wasn't delivered what a pity :( but i love scotland so i'll definitely go there again :D )

and hello aary~ i'm not from china but surely i can speak chinese.. nice to see a chinese female fan here :D

hi, a dutch fan here. Another good thread to unlurk;)

Mari wrote: hi, a dutch fan here. Another good thread to unlurk;)

Welcome Mari.

Please encourage your lurker friends to reveal themselves.

We need fresh input to some of our elderly threads.

In particular, we would appreciate your thoughts regarding the opening bars of the song Who's Joe.

The thread is called "Bells on Who's Joe".

I'm off to the 'browse profiles' page to send some emails to people with zero post count.

Mari, there's a very rare press cutting for sale on the thread called "Bet you all missed this one".

There's been quite a bit of interest, but you might still clinch it if you act soon and bid high.

BIGINOIL wrote:

Mari wrote: hi, a dutch fan here. Another good thread to unlurk;)

Welcome Mari.

Please encourage your lurker friends to reveal themselves.

We need fresh input to some of our elderly threads.

In particular, we would appreciate your thoughts regarding the opening bars of the song Who's Joe.

The thread is called "Bells on Who's Joe".

I'm off to the 'browse profiles' page to send some emails to people with zero post count.

I'm glad to learn, Big, that you're still interested in Joe's bells in spite of everything. I've ordered the Cliff's Notes for the Odyssey as well as a full translation, and at some point I do hope to be able to return to that project. I hope you will continue to participate.

I neglected to note that the Monica episode was quite on point in light of the episode in Ulysses where Leopold Bloom temporarily changes into a woman.

LE Roberts wrote: Judas Priest P, this place is crawlin' with chicks! And I'm out here making an arse out of meeself!!

Apart from Maya, LE, I think many of them have been hiding, perhaps in hopes of provoking just the sort of behavior you allude to.

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Mari wrote: hi, a dutch fan here. Another good thread to unlurk;)

Welcome Mari.

Please encourage your lurker friends to reveal themselves.

We need fresh input to some of our elderly threads.

In particular, we would appreciate your thoughts regarding the opening bars of the song Who's Joe.

The thread is called "Bells on Who's Joe".

I'm off to the 'browse profiles' page to send some emails to people with zero post count.

I'm glad to learn, Big, that you're still interested in Joe's bells in spite of everything. I've ordered the Cliff's Notes for the Odyssey as well as a full translation, and at some point I do hope to be able to return to that project. I hope you will continue to participate.

I neglected to note that the Monica episode was quite on point in light of the episode in Ulysses where Leopold Bloom temporarily changes into a woman.

My Joyce career tragically ended after Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. Far too many other things fill my time. Hopefully the pace of my life will change one day and I can return and complete my study of this great scribe. Or perhaps an accident or illness will confine me to my bed for a while. Renewed passion for Joyce could aid my recouperation.

This is my rather florid way of saying that I don't know what you're on about.

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: Judas Priest P, this place is crawlin' with chicks! And I'm out here making an arse out of meeself!!

Apart from Maya, LE, I think many of them have been hiding, perhaps in hopes of provoking just the sort of behavior you allude to.

I have found one young lady who has been a member for over a year with no posts. Unfortunatley, her photograph reveals her to be rather an attractive young thing, and I have fallen down with man-sickness and shyness. I can't thing of anything to write. She'll think I'm really stupid. Can't someone else speak to her?

Well, Big, there's simply an episode in Ulysses (I think it's referred to as "Night-town") when Bloom (and Stephen, I believe) visit a brothel, and during the rather hallucinatory course of the episode Bloom is described as briefly turning into a woman and engaging in sexual escapades as such. That's all. I'm not suggesting that Monica engaged in any sexual escapades. I have no information on that subject.

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: Judas Priest P, this place is crawlin' with chicks! And I'm out here making an arse out of meeself!!

Apart from Maya, LE, I think many of them have been hiding, perhaps in hopes of provoking just the sort of behavior you allude to.

I have found one young lady who has been a member for over a year with no posts. Unfortunatley, her photograph reveals her to be rather an attractive young thing, and I have fallen down with man-sickness and shyness. I can't thing of anything to write. She'll think I'm really stupid. Can't someone else speak to her?

This sounds like a somewhat familiar literary motif. As I recall, this course of action has generally proven to be a mistake.

Patrick wrote: Well, Big, there's simply an episode in Ulysses (I think it's referred to as "Night-town") when Bloom (and Stephen, I believe) visit a brothel, and during the rather hallucinatory course of the episode Bloom is described as briefly turning into a woman and engaging in sexual escapades as such. That's all. I'm not suggesting that Monica engaged in any sexual escapades. I have no information on that subject.

When I was a woman, I simply continued to oggle the same girls in my office as normal, only in lesbian fashion rather than my usually prefered "married man" manner.

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote: Well, Big, there's simply an episode in Ulysses (I think it's referred to as "Night-town") when Bloom (and Stephen, I believe) visit a brothel, and during the rather hallucinatory course of the episode Bloom is described as briefly turning into a woman and engaging in sexual escapades as such. That's all. I'm not suggesting that Monica engaged in any sexual escapades. I have no information on that subject.

When I was a woman, I simply continued to oggle the same girls in my office as normal, only in lesbian fashion rather than my usually prefered "married man" manner.

Did it feel different looking at them from a lesbian perspective, Big?

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote: Well, Big, there's simply an episode in Ulysses (I think it's referred to as "Night-town") when Bloom (and Stephen, I believe) visit a brothel, and during the rather hallucinatory course of the episode Bloom is described as briefly turning into a woman and engaging in sexual escapades as such. That's all. I'm not suggesting that Monica engaged in any sexual escapades. I have no information on that subject.

When I was a woman, I simply continued to oggle the same girls in my office as normal, only in lesbian fashion rather than my usually prefered "married man" manner.

Did it feel different looking at them from a lesbian perspective, Big?

HARD to say really!

Patrick, this idle chatter is all well and good, but there has been a fascinating development in the story of the click at the start of the new record. We now have evidence that rather than being the result of an error, the click is intentional.

I have posted some initial thoughts on the relevant post, but elected to wait until you, DC or Wottak were online before developing it further.

I hope you were not alarmed by the sudden use of bold lettering in this post. I feel that the subject matter warranted it.

Well, Big, you're correct of course. The possibility that the click is intentional trumps all smaller subjects. I will devote my attention to it forthwith (more legal jargon to make DC happy).

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: Judas Priest P, this place is crawlin' with chicks! And I'm out here making an arse out of meeself!!

Apart from Maya, LE, I think many of them have been hiding, perhaps in hopes of provoking just the sort of behavior you allude to.

I have found one young lady who has been a member for over a year with no posts. Unfortunatley, her photograph reveals her to be rather an attractive young thing, and I have fallen down with man-sickness and shyness. I can't thing of anything to write. She'll think I'm really stupid. Can't someone else speak to her?

This sounds like a somewhat familiar literary motif. As I recall, this course of action has generally proven to be a mistake.

Perhaps a direct approach is not appropriate after all. I'll just hang around here and hope she shows up.

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: Judas Priest P, this place is crawlin' with chicks! And I'm out here making an arse out of meeself!!

Apart from Maya, LE, I think many of them have been hiding, perhaps in hopes of provoking just the sort of behavior you allude to.

I have found one young lady who has been a member for over a year with no posts. Unfortunatley, her photograph reveals her to be rather an attractive young thing, and I have fallen down with man-sickness and shyness. I can't thing of anything to write. She'll think I'm really stupid. Can't someone else speak to her?

This sounds like a somewhat familiar literary motif. As I recall, this course of action has generally proven to be a mistake.

Perhaps a direct approach is not appropriate after all. I'll just hang around here and hope she shows up.

If there is any information in her profile that suggests she has particular interests, you might start a thread directed at those interests in hopes of provoking her to respond.

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: Judas Priest P, this place is crawlin' with chicks! And I'm out here making an arse out of meeself!!

Apart from Maya, LE, I think many of them have been hiding, perhaps in hopes of provoking just the sort of behavior you allude to.

I have found one young lady who has been a member for over a year with no posts. Unfortunatley, her photograph reveals her to be rather an attractive young thing, and I have fallen down with man-sickness and shyness. I can't thing of anything to write. She'll think I'm really stupid. Can't someone else speak to her?

This sounds like a somewhat familiar literary motif. As I recall, this course of action has generally proven to be a mistake.

Perhaps a direct approach is not appropriate after all. I'll just hang around here and hope she shows up.

If there is any information in her profile that suggests she has particular interests, you might start a thread directed at those interests in hopes of provoking her to respond.

Sir, you are a genius!

bernard's girl wrote: And there's me! Bernards girl, the one with the scary pics of me and gorgeous Bernard in Brighton on NYEve in my profile. poor barney, he's never been the same since, I even bought him 3 large Vodka and Oranges that night!!

*He's never been the same indeed, in the pic he looks like Hooky!

Really, where are the pics with Barney?

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: Judas Priest P, this place is crawlin' with chicks! And I'm out here making an arse out of meeself!!

Apart from Maya, LE, I think many of them have been hiding, perhaps in hopes of provoking just the sort of behavior you allude to.

I have found one young lady who has been a member for over a year with no posts. Unfortunatley, her photograph reveals her to be rather an attractive young thing, and I have fallen down with man-sickness and shyness. I can't thing of anything to write. She'll think I'm really stupid. Can't someone else speak to her?

This sounds like a somewhat familiar literary motif. As I recall, this course of action has generally proven to be a mistake.

Perhaps a direct approach is not appropriate after all. I'll just hang around here and hope she shows up.

If there is any information in her profile that suggests she has particular interests, you might start a thread directed at those interests in hopes of provoking her to respond.

Sir, you are a genius!

Thank you for your appreciation. On occasion I have some useful thoughts. I hope it works. Good luck!

I have started the thread. We will need to post to it from time to time, to keep it near the top of the board.

BIGINOIL wrote: I have started the thread. We will need to post to it from time to time, to keep it near the top of the board.

I've just done just that.

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: Judas Priest P, this place is crawlin' with chicks! And I'm out here making an arse out of meeself!!

Apart from Maya, LE, I think many of them have been hiding, perhaps in hopes of provoking just the sort of behavior you allude to.

last time i checked, i was posting rather frequently!

Well there's me...I'm a chick New Order fan...

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: Judas Priest P, this place is crawlin' with chicks! And I'm out here making an arse out of meeself!!

Apart from Maya, LE, I think many of them have been hiding, perhaps in hopes of provoking just the sort of behavior you allude to.

last time i checked, i was posting rather frequently!

You think 2796 is "frequent"?

Surely you can do better, AgentWood.;)

Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: Judas Priest P, this place is crawlin' with chicks! And I'm out here making an arse out of meeself!!

Apart from Maya, LE, I think many of them have been hiding, perhaps in hopes of provoking just the sort of behavior you allude to.

last time i checked, i was posting rather frequently!

You think 2796 is "frequent"?

Surely you can do better, AgentWood.;)

well, i do have a job, you know! and (somewhat) of a life... ;)

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: Judas Priest P, this place is crawlin' with chicks! And I'm out here making an arse out of meeself!!

Apart from Maya, LE, I think many of them have been hiding, perhaps in hopes of provoking just the sort of behavior you allude to.

last time i checked, i was posting rather frequently!

You think 2796 is "frequent"?

Surely you can do better, AgentWood.;)

well, i do have a job, you know! and (somewhat) of a life... ;)

Excuses, excuses. As I've said before, one needs to have one's priorities in proper order.;)

LE Roberts wrote: Judas Priest P, this place is crawlin' with chicks! And I'm out here making an arse out of meeself!!

LE, I meant to complement you on an excellent Hill St Blues reference (if indeed that was what it was) but I forgot in the excitement. Compliment now delivered.

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Mari wrote: hi, a dutch fan here. Another good thread to unlurk;)

Welcome Mari.

Please encourage your lurker friends to reveal themselves.

We need fresh input to some of our elderly threads.

In particular, we would appreciate your thoughts regarding the opening bars of the song Who's Joe.

The thread is called "Bells on Who's Joe".

I'm off to the 'browse profiles' page to send some emails to people with zero post count.

I'm glad to learn, Big, that you're still interested in Joe's bells in spite of everything. I've ordered the Cliff's Notes for the Odyssey as well as a full translation, and at some point I do hope to be able to return to that project. I hope you will continue to participate.

I neglected to note that the Monica episode was quite on point in light of the episode in Ulysses where Leopold Bloom temporarily changes into a woman.

My Joyce career tragically ended after Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. Far too many other things fill my time. Hopefully the pace of my life will change one day and I can return and complete my study of this great scribe. Or perhaps an accident or illness will confine me to my bed for a while. Renewed passion for Joyce could aid my recouperation.

This is my rather florid way of saying that I don't know what you're on about.

right! errr.. stop teasing the newbies, will you?

Not teasing Mari. What this forum needs is new TALENT!

allright then, those bells come AFTER the 0.45 second mark.

woops, I was listening to Krafty.

How Blond...

anyway, now that I paid more attention to what was being said and managed to find the right song.. still no bells.

aireeca wrote: Well there's me...I'm a chick New Order fan...

Welcome!

DING DANG DO

Count me in....

So that's two female dutch fans already... Not bad out of sixteen million people in our small country, eh?

Fair odds! Great to see new faces here...

Hoi Marian!

Well, need another one?

so we have aireeca, mayu, mari and myself, marian ... hi, there!

Reason i don't post to many messages is that I find it rather hard to react in a different language, don't always seem to find the right words to say what I want to say. And some of you guys are so eloquent, especially in this thread. Furthermore; let's face it: neworderonline forums are very very much a men's world, with men's vieuwpoints and men's thoughts. (That's probably why they escape me sometimes...)

But hey girls.. I hope to hear more from you in all sort of threads - I check them regularly.

Mari: heb je ook new order-materiaal op video of dvd dat we kunnen ruilen?? Ben ik altijd in geïnteresseerd. Je kunt me altijd emailen als je wilt. Bye!

Another girl here I'm around this place when I get the chanceXxxx

oh-eck! sorry bout that! pic of me and barney v.v. scary! of us both i may add! both the worse for wear! sadly, its not the most flattering photo- since the age of 13 I have always dreamt that if, I ever met Barney,(something I never dreamt would actually happen!) the momentous photograph would be stunning,black and white, 'very anton corbijn', with us both in a field staring at a tree. However, as you can see, something rather different turned out to be the reality! Oh well...can't have everything I suppose! I/He were very drunk- I'd been dancing for something like 7 hours, and according to my mate that I took along with me, we spent all night chatting (Me and Bernard, not me&mate) Just wish I'd taken it easy with them vodka&oranges! Bernard, if you're out there...do you know a good airbrusher??!!! (Only joking, still look gorgeous to me!) Anyway, perhaps this could be a new neworderonline challenge, to manipulate the image so it is something half decent-for us both! well, here goes...do I just drop it in?c&p? Enjoy? Barney's girl xx Grr...wont let me drop it in what do I do?? any ideas??

bernard's girl wrote:

I/He were very drunk- I'd been dancing for something like 7 hours, and according to my mate that I took along with me, we spent all night chatting (Me and Bernard, not me&mate)

oh my god i envy you so much!! why the hell did i pass out anyway!!!!!!!!!!

well i hope they could have another nye dj set again this year.. but seeing them live is good enough for me.

chant

Smells like it's gonna be a cat fight over Barney in Hyde Park.

Someone Like You: mailtje is onderweg :)

Gaan jij of Marian nog naar een concert van hun dit jaar?

I don't understand THAT!!!

Someone like you wrote: Count me in.... So that's two female dutch fans already... Not bad out of sixteen million people in our small country, eh?

make that three ...

Someone like you wrote:

Furthermore; let's face it: neworderonline forums are very very much a men's world, with men's vieuwpoints and men's thoughts. (That's probably why they escape me sometimes...)

Men's thoughts? Surely an oxymoron. Oh, you're a sly one, Someone. The women of NOOL must all be

NObabe wrote: Smells like it's gonna be a cat fight over Barney in Hyde Park.

I don't think so. Have you seen her picture of Barney? Not the sort of man you'd likely have a cat fight over. ;) Now if I was in the photo...

Someone like you wrote: so we have aireeca, mayu, mari and myself, marian ... hi, there!

Reason i don't post to many messages is that I find it rather hard to react in a different language, don't always seem to find the right words to say what I want to say. And some of you guys are so eloquent, especially in this thread. Furthermore; let's face it: neworderonline forums are very very much a men's world, with men's vieuwpoints and men's thoughts. (That's probably why they escape me sometimes...)

But hey girls.. I hope to hear more from you in all sort of threads - I check them regularly.

Mari: heb je ook new order-materiaal op video of dvd dat we kunnen ruilen?? Ben ik altijd in geïnteresseerd. Je kunt me altijd emailen als je wilt. Bye!

Hello, I´m Dutch female too. More psb-fan, but with WFTSC back to NO. Do you have plans to go to Werchter? Or other concert?

I am sure you will all be delighted to know I have emailed Mick a copy of the offending pic of me and Barney- its big n scary! You have been warned! Hope fully he will be able to upload it on my behalf?? alternatively, can anyone offer any suggestions? btw, is anyone going up from 'sarf coast' to neworder in london? i have to hop on train straight from work, in soton, just a thought... (mind you, after you lot have seen the pic, maybe not such an inviting offer???!!' Cheers BG X

I am sure you will all be delighted to know I have emailed Mick a copy of the offending pic of me and Barney- its big n scary! You have been warned! Hope fully he will be able to upload it on my behalf?? alternatively, can anyone offer any suggestions? btw, is anyone going up from 'sarf coast' to neworder in london? i have to hop on train straight from work, in soton, just a thought... (mind you, after you lot have seen the pic, maybe not such an inviting offer???!!' Cheers BG X

I am sure you will all be delighted to know I have emailed Mick a copy of the offending pic of me and Barney- its big n scary! You have been warned! Hope fully he will be able to upload it on my behalf?? alternatively, can anyone offer any suggestions? btw, is anyone going up from 'sarf coast' to neworder in london? i have to hop on train straight from work, in soton, just a thought... (mind you, after you lot have seen the pic, maybe not such an inviting offer???!!' Cheers BG X

I see......press once... right.... I understand now.... :\ohwell: :(

NObabe wrote: I don't understand THAT!!!

I'm sorry, that was a bit rude. Just asked if she was going to any concert this year.

runwild 1 wrote:

Hello, I´m Dutch female too. More psb-fan, but with WFTSC back to NO. Do you have plans to go to Werchter? Or other concert?

No plans yet! Werchter would be closest by, but I didn't fancy going on my own and I wonder if there's still tickets left..

But if anyone would like to go together, I'm interested!

I've been skooling my g/fs over here in NYC and after a couple of songs they can't help to be overwhelmed. Too bad my ex wont get to go to the show but f&*k her. My new one aint going either as she hasnt earned that right yet.

eCKOh

bernard's girl wrote: I am sure you will all be delighted to know I have emailed Mick a copy of the offending pic of me and Barney- its big n scary! You have been warned! Hope fully he will be able to upload it on my behalf?? alternatively, can anyone offer any suggestions? btw, is anyone going up from 'sarf coast' to neworder in london? i have to hop on train straight from work, in soton, just a thought... (mind you, after you lot have seen the pic, maybe not such an inviting offer???!!' Cheers BG X

i still wanna see that... could you email me please? i've got a photo album somewhere so i can upload it as well, i mean if you want me to.

mmm or maybe i still had jet lag ( after 4 months) at that time so i passed out few hours before i actually saw barney.. hehe

chant

bLuE oRdEr wrote: The reputation is yours if you want it. Better for me that we DON'T ask the women of NOOl who the biggest arse is.

Hey... "The Women of NOOL".... sounds like a great idea for a calendar.

Ooops, I've done it again!

I second the calendar idea

yyeaaahhhh

eCKo

Someone like you wrote:

Reason i don't post to many messages is that I find it rather hard to react in a different language, don't always seem to find the right words to say what I want to say.

*Hey you're doing just fine, don't worry. Many of us foreigners (including me) don't speak a perfect English, but I'm sure people understand what we say. Write as you know and don't worry...

Furthermore; let's face it: neworderonline forums are very very much a men's world, with men's vieuwpoints and men's thoughts. (That's probably why they escape me sometimes...)

*Yeah, but this is because women just lurk! If they posted as much as Maya there would be more balance... You just gotta post...

Mari: heb je ook new order-materiaal op video of dvd dat we kunnen ruilen?? Ben ik altijd in geïnteresseerd. Je kunt me altijd emailen als je wilt.

*Half Dutch speaking here... my father was from Eindhoven and I was born in Breda, but my mother is Italian and my family movede here when I was just one year old so never learnt the language. Always spoke English with my relatives (mostly based in Limburg in the Roermond area)... Where is Purmerend? Never heard of that town...

bernard's girl wrote: I am sure you will all be delighted to know I have emailed Mick a copy of the offending pic of me and Barney- its big n scary! You have been warned! Hope fully he will be able to upload it on my behalf?? alternatively, can anyone offer any suggestions?

*Hey you both don't look that bad! Bernard looks better than any other picture we've seen since Get Ready! ;) I uploaded the picture to my webspace: http://www.geocities.com/aneworderfan/barneysgirl.html Of course once the page is loaded click on the arrows on the fookin annoying Geocities ad column to close it and see the full page...

Oi that's just a cardboard cutout of Barney!

wow, some more dutch female new order fans . Great! Well if there are other (female) dutch new order fans wanting to go to Belgium (Rock Werchter); yes I'm in for it! Didn't want to go on my own either. There are still tickets available for the day New Order play. Maybe 'little boy lost' from Belgium want to join us as well. I'll sent him an email.

I have to go right now (tennis lessons)but will be back later on...

Hi Julie, Hi Mick! (Purmerend is near Amsterdam)(hopefully I didn't forget anyone..)

Catch you later...

hi, runwild... if you want to come too;

Mick Aneworderfan wrote:

bernard's girl wrote: I am sure you will all be delighted to know I have emailed Mick a copy of the offending pic of me and Barney- its big n scary! You have been warned!

*Hey you both don't look that bad! Bernard looks better than any other picture we've seen since Get Ready! ;) I uploaded the picture to my webspace: http://www.geocities.com/aneworderfan/barneysgirl.html

hey it's not so bad~ you both look fine!! and barney looks so nice!

oh.. again why must i pass out?

alright time to learn some kung fu for the cat fight then..

chant

I don't think you both look very drunk in that picture. You should see me when I'm really drunk. Are you sure it was vodka you were buying him?

Am I right in thinking we could go to Belgium with Mari, Runwild, myself and Geri?? (Geri?) Have to say I hate it that Snoop Dog is on the same bill and Ozark Henry- who the hell is that? The Chemical Brothers are half allright so it's only New Order I'm paying this 52 euro for if we can get tickets. (Kraftwerk might be interesting, but they play in a different venue that day) Furthermore I don't really like festivals, but hey, if you are all willing to go I'll join you for the 30th of June. How about it?

Someone like you wrote: I don't think you both look very drunk in that picture. You should see me when I'm really drunk. Are you sure it was vodka you were buying him?

Am I right in thinking we could go to Belgium with Mari, Runwild, myself and Geri?? (Geri?) Have to say I hate it that Snoop Dog is on the same bill and Ozark Henry- who the hell is that? The Chemical Brothers are half allright so it's only New Order I'm paying this 52 euro for if we can get tickets. (Kraftwerk might be interesting, but they play in a different venue that day) Furthermore I don't really like festivals, but hey, if you are all willing to go I'll join you for the 30th of June. How about it?

I have the same thoughts about the other acts. Maybe Lissabon? Citytrip + attend NO on festival there?

Hello...I am a big New Order fan and by coincidence am a girl. I wasn't aware that there was an imbalance in male vs female!

Someone like you wrote: (Geri?)

long story, won't bore you with it! I might be going to Werchter but it's still in the balance because of domestic responsibilities. Definitely going to Hyde Park though

Roseann wrote: Hello...I am a big New Order fan and by coincidence am a girl. I wasn't aware that there was an imbalance in male vs female!

well, there seems to be an imbalance.. on these forums anyway.. don't know how it is 'on the whole'. But thanks to this thread we've found some more female fans who so far have been lurking in the background it appears.

Geri wrote:

Someone like you wrote: (Geri?)

I might be going to Werchter but it's still in the balance because of domestic responsibilities. Definitely going to Hyde Park though

ok - I'm afraid I'm one of the last 'non-flying-dutch women' around so Portugal and England are way beyond my usual territory. Hyde Park has in my opinion a much more attractive bill then Werchter or Germany. Actually, I think my initial enthusiasm for going to Belgium has already reached a lowpoint somehow (having given it some more thought lately). (it's that Snoop Dog and Ozark Henry on the bill). I don't know about you Runwild and Mari? Still wanting to go or do you have doubts as well? If you go I might go after all..

Someone like you wrote: Hyde Park has in my opinion a much more attractive bill then Werchter or Germany.

That's not a Park, it's a duck!

Someone like you wrote:

Geri wrote:

Someone like you wrote: (Geri?)

I might be going to Werchter but it's still in the balance because of domestic responsibilities. Definitely going to Hyde Park though

ok - I'm afraid I'm one of the last 'non-flying-dutch women' around so Portugal and England are way beyond my usual territory. Hyde Park has in my opinion a much more attractive bill then Werchter or Germany. Actually, I think my initial enthusiasm for going to Belgium has already reached a lowpoint somehow (having given it some more thought lately). (it's that Snoop Dog and Ozark Henry on the bill). I don't know about you Runwild and Mari? Still wanting to go or do you have doubts as well? If you go I might go after all..

England/Portugal are out of the question for me for financial reasons:\ohwell: But I'm still up for Werchter, if we could go together!

BIGINOIL wrote:

Someone like you wrote: Hyde Park has in my opinion a much more attractive bill then Werchter or Germany./quote]That's not a Park, it's a duck!

umm.. this is one of the remarks that completely escapes me really..(being dutch) sorry, Biginoil. Perhaps you can explain, but then again.. oh well never mind.

Mari: Werchter is also my only option. So: Let's go? Will have to find out where tickets are for sale and so on...

What happend to this thread? Someone caused a mess in here.

Deleted, my arse!

What's Biginoil doing on a thread: are there any female NO fans out there?

Just wondering really...

I'm a girl too - well, I was last time I checked, at least.

Someone like you wrote: What's Biginoil doing on a thread: are there any female NO fans out there?

Just wondering really...

I bet he's waiting for his calendar...

And another female fan, I agree with Marian, sometimes these forums are very men orientated which does put you off a bit, I have been reading these forums for years but only just decided to join and have my pennies worth!! ;)

I might look like a girl if I dressed like Martin Gore..

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I might look like a girl if I dressed like Martin Gore..

Anyone would.

NObabe wrote: Buffy's girlfriend

My Buffy has a girlfriend? i am shattered by this news. and just what do you now about my girlfriend's girlfriend NObabe?

The Haçienda must be (re)Built wrote:

Landon Bradley wrote: Hey 'the Hacienda must be (re)built'...what's your animated avatar/sig thing from...it looks very factory/peter saville-ish...

Close but no cigar, Wedding Present covers

You even have the album cover for "Bizarro", my favourite, in your avatar and all the covers for their one single a month scam back in 1992. Have you heard their new album "Take Fountain" ?. The march issue of Uncut gave it 4 out of 5 stars. Good to see David Gedge back in business.

Buffer Low wrote:

NObabe wrote: Buffy's girlfriend

My Buffy has a girlfriend? i am shattered by this news. and just what do you now about my girlfriend's girlfriend NObabe?

I'm so sorry, BL! I have obviously mistaken you with your g/f - Buffy! But even if your Buffy had a g/f, you would just love it, admit it!

NObabe wrote:

I'm so sorry, BL! I have obviously mistaken you with your g/f - Buffy! But even if your Buffy had a g/f, you would just love it, admit it!

I'm not into timesharing NObabe. You're apology is accepted.

NObabe wrote: I'm so sorry, BL! I have obviously mistaken you with your g/f - Buffy! But even if your Buffy had a g/f, you would just love it, admit it!

*Well, I wouldn't... Of course lesbians, and even more a threesome with them, are very exciting thoughts, but never with my girlfriend! Practice is different from fantasy and one thing is an orgy of lonely people and another thing is messing the relationship between you and your girlfriend by letting anyone touch her... heard enough about those stories (at first you think you can control the thing, but sooner or later something goes wrong), and by the way nothing is as good as sex with the loved one...

Someone like you wrote:

ok - I'm afraid I'm one of the last 'non-flying-dutch women' around

Dennis Bergkamp a Nooler?

Mick Aneworderfan wrote: and by the way nothing is as good as sex with the loved one...

I believe that having sex with the one you love is called "emotion in motion", there is nothing in this world that compares to it.

Buffer Low wrote:

Mick Aneworderfan wrote: and by the way nothing is as good as sex with the loved one...

I believe that having sex with the one you love is called "emotion in motion", there is nothing in this world that compares to it.

Masturbation then?

Yeah (I like this definition), motion for sport is good, but emotion in motion is better and you need nothing else...

James Thomas wrote:

Buffer Low wrote:

I believe that having sex with the one you love is called "emotion in motion", there is nothing in this world that compares to it.

Masturbation then?

*Not quite!

"Emotion in motion" - I like it!

I'm here- just joined. Glad to be here too.

Veronica wrote: I'm here- just joined. Glad to be here too.

Welcome to the board Veronica

eCKoH

Here is another (old ;) ) girl.

hahah me too

but this thread is old news by now :D

ChrissMari wrote: hahah me too

but this thread is old news by now :D

Welcome welcome :)

Aleph via Krafty wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: hahah me too

but this thread is old news by now :D

Welcome welcome :)

hay baby :P

female fan here..... how long has this forum been here

Right here.

ChrissMari wrote:

Aleph via Krafty wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: hahah me too

but this thread is old news by now :D

Welcome welcome :)

hay baby :P

Miss Disco wrote: "Emotion in motion" - I like it!

The "emotion in motion" quote comes from Mae West (i think) who new a lot about these things.

Now THE most important question? Which of you lovelies is going to be in Chicago? ;)

To be honest, I think it's a general issue. I've participated in about 10+ forums over the year, sports, bands, and some general news related forums, and the preponderance of posters seem to usually be men. Maybe because men rarely get tired of expressing their opinions? :D I don't know, i have found some that have more women members (the earth children's forum for fans of Jean Auel's series of books), but that's a rarity. It's unfortunate as it can make forums a bit one dimensional. I hope all the ladies here continue to post their perspectives and analysis on any and all things New Order :).

You know what I think?

:D ;)

I'm female when it comes to music men and women arn't that different in their opinions but i think women spend less time on computers... all that maintainence, constantly preening themselves to look good and smell great... sorry i forgot we're supposed to be talking about music... really enjoyed reading the stuff about Ally too, if you were a chick you'd be a TOP CHICK!

So Pem, what are you trying to say? That I don't smell good????

wow, can't believe I just read all that!

I'm a girl too! I've only gotten into posting when I found out that new order wasn't coming to Canada

and I definitely can't afford to go to the states..poor little student budget that I have :(

I haven't posted that much because most of the time ppl are talking about this version or that version of a song, and I just don't remember all these things - my brain is filled to the brim from school, so every so often I have to 'throw out' some excess..hehe However I do visit the site just about every day!

any other Canadian chicks out there? I've seen a fair number of Canadian guys..

:)

I've never been to a concert.... what's the ratio of girls to guys at a typical US New Order concert? UK? I think that might be more reflective (although, some will just be along as a date) than an internet forum.

You can count me in as well. I'm old enough to have seen NO a number of times in '82-84. Have just started listening to them again after many years - mid-life crisis perhaps?

Beatrix Kiddo wrote: So Pem, what are you trying to say? That I don't smell good????

hee hee actually no.. you probably smell like a lady... ha

Scattermcbrain wrote: wow, can't believe I just read all that!

I'm a girl too! I've only gotten into posting when I found out that new order wasn't coming to Canada

and I definitely can't afford to go to the states..poor little student budget that I have :(

I haven't posted that much because most of the time ppl are talking about this version or that version of a song, and I just don't remember all these things - my brain is filled to the brim from school, so every so often I have to 'throw out' some excess..hehe However I do visit the site just about every day!

any other Canadian chicks out there? I've seen a fair number of Canadian guys..

:)

;) ;) ;)

sorry i didn't mean to offend any girls out there... ;)

pempem wrote:

Scattermcbrain wrote: wow, can't believe I just read all that!

I'm a girl too! I've only gotten into posting when I found out that new order wasn't coming to Canada

and I definitely can't afford to go to the states..poor little student budget that I have :(

I haven't posted that much because most of the time ppl are talking about this version or that version of a song, and I just don't remember all these things - my brain is filled to the brim from school, so every so often I have to 'throw out' some excess..hehe However I do visit the site just about every day!

any other Canadian chicks out there? I've seen a fair number of Canadian guys..

:)

;) ;) ;)

sorry i didn't mean to offend any girls out there... ;)

hehe, I'm not offended, in fact, I agree with you to a certain extent!

There certainly is cock! I've been a New Order fan since i was 16 (now 32 - but don't look it!). Substance has been in my car for years and it gets played all the time. I also own loads of boxed sets.

Absolutely love Joy Division too. My claim to fame is i approached Bernard Sumner in Peruvia nightclub in Manchester about 8 years ago and told him i'd named my parrot after him. He looked at me a bit strange - i wonder why?

Saw New Order for first time ever at the Move Festival two years ago (beltin!) and am determined to make it to Hyde Park to hear them play their new album.