M'lady you have taken your good natured abuse well, you'll do well here. Wasn't actually referring to you as one of the correctly spelled.
Twas a very random question you asked tho. Probably part of the reason we took the piss a bit, but mostly I think it's down to the fact that none of us would have the mildest clue where to start, EVERYTHING about them is random.
My comment about the innocent newbies, was more based on the fact that there do seem to be a lot of young 'uns round here who've just discovered New Order. While that in itself is a wonderful thing, some of them seem to have this idea that New Order are a band or "pop act" in any recognisable way. They been brought up on prepackaged bollox in general, and seem confused by a bunch of people who couldn't give a dead rat's arse about ANYTHING other than the music ( and getting wasted and having a laugh).
that's really what I was proud of, every single one of the idiotic answers you got, from me and others was worthy of the band themselves, and worthy of being true as well, so much so that i bet you find it hard to tell which is bullshit and which is true ( apart from the obvious ones).
So welcome aboard y'bollox :)
I honestly dunno where to stat with anecdotes.
PS, I feel honour bound to point out that the spelling flame is the lowest of the low, but since you DID use it to rightly shoot my ass down, and since I really did spell it wrong rather than my usual typos caused by a 500 WPM brain attached to 4 WPM hands, I'm willing to forgive.
PPS you started it with "Aficionados"