Sex or New Order

This should be interesting.... :D

This might have already been done before. If it has, I apologize.

Hey, what about you? You haven't voted yet.

I'm not voting until someone else votes first. :D

and why isn't there a third option for Having Sex While Listening To New Order?

I'm off the pot!

Read my next post

The perfect orgasm any day!

Listening to NO is sex for the ears.

Both please

New Order Foreplay New Order Sex New Order Food

The Perfect Order

this reminds me of a day i was in back of a car and my mom said hey dont be listing to your rap music..

the end

I hate it when people list rap music.

A man has to have priorites. Fortunately, in real life I can have both.

i tend to cry a lot more when listening to New Order.. so i'll take sex for now.

It depends.

Sex with whom?

and why isn't there a third option for Having Sex While Listening To New Order?

Or a fourth of Having New Order While Listening to Sex...

LE Roberts wrote:

and why isn't there a third option for Having Sex While Listening To New Order?

Or a fourth of Having New Order While Listening to Sex...

Having sex with New Order?

Patrick wrote:

Having sex with New Order?

While listening to them... That would be IT!

I can have New Order any time. Sex on the other hand...gotta get it when I can.

sex, because it's such a rarity over listening to the order

Wow! There's actually a few who voted for the second option. These people must either have amazing ears or terrible genitals.

Nothing I like better than slipping out the old 12"...

Having sex while listening to New Order..... aaaaaaahhhhhh!

NO, always... :D

Oh, please! Hey, but New Order are better than masturbation, that's sure! When I was wanker, I enjoyed more listening to New Order, but now, well, sex is fookin sex you know... Nothing is as good as sex (though even Franz Ferdinand are already better than bad sex ;) )

Ah sex... it is just sweaty movements, while New Order is a pleasure to one's heart

Are you sure you can tell the difference between basketball and sex?!

Is there really any question?

New Order, without a doubt.

Bere wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Having sex with New Order?

While listening to them... That would be IT!

No - with them whilst they were performing, that would be a feat :D

I want to say New Order....I want to say New Order extremely badly...but i know if faced with an actual decision...i would choose sex, and i actually feel bad for it, like peter hook would throw his drink at me or something, but both before and after sex i sware i will play new order lol.

David, Hooky would throw a drink at you if you chose New Order, actually! :D

Same as David -- had to vote sex, all things taken under consideration, but if Hooky is reading, I swear that I am ready to have New Order with my sex if possible! Also before and after.

And I can have New Order for eight hours and not have enough, while, to be honest, sex can become slightly tiresome after five hours already.

Ness wrote:

Bere wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Having sex with New Order?

While listening to them... That would be IT!

No - with them whilst they were performing, that would be a feat :D

Perhaps that's how Barney really hurt his foot...

FDISK wrote: Nothing I like better than slipping out the old 12"...

Ironwill wrote: I can have New Order any time. Sex on the other hand...gotta get it when I can.

Too right, although the both option would be good as well.

depends who the sex is with, really....

AgentWood wrote: depends who the sex is with, really....

Beggars can't be chosers, but having said that, it is quite amazing how often I've said no to a bush pig. Must not have been drunk enough.

I'm gonna have to say New Order here; I'm too knackered for the other stuff most of the time!

knackered

Sore?

:D

At least she doesn't try to bounce on me in time to the music

If she happens to show an interest in that, might I suggest the intros to True Faith, Vanishing Point, or Blue Monday. That way you could be done before the lyrics kick in.

Sex with Gillian :D

LE Roberts wrote:

knackered

Sore?

:D

That's the sort of talk that'll put me off a guy straight away.

FDISK wrote: Nothing I like better than slipping out the old 12"...

12 inches mate? Then you would know all about using a cock-ring to shorten your penis to 6" so you don't hammer your partners cervix till it bleeds?

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Ironwill wrote: I can have New Order any time. Sex on the other hand...gotta get it when I can.

Too right, although the both option would be good as well.

Totally agree with both you illustrious gents. Mind you, it's cheaper to get into NO than into the pants of a mid-to-high price hooker. Having said that I now feel like a completely sexist coont & will be severely taken to task as one. Sorry!!

Shergold Six wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Ironwill wrote: I can have New Order any time. Sex on the other hand...gotta get it when I can.

Too right, although the both option would be good as well.

Totally agree with both you illustrious gents. Mind you, it's cheaper to get into NO than into the pants of a mid-to-high price hooker. Having said that I now feel like a completely sexist coont & will be severely taken to task as one. Sorry!!

Shame Shane Shame.

I'm hereby taking you to task. Just kidding. You make a valid point.

There should be an option of Listening to NO and having sex together. Fine time should turn you on while your on a sexual high. I should try that concept.