Bere wrote:
Patrick wrote:
Having sex with New Order?
While listening to them... That would be IT!
No - with them whilst they were performing, that would be a feat :D
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Which do you enjoy more? Having sex or listening to New Order?
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Having Sex 44 (68%)
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Listening to New Order 21 (32%)
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I want to say New Order....I want to say New Order extremely badly...but i know if faced with an actual decision...i would choose sex, and i actually feel bad for it, like peter hook would throw his drink at me or something, but both before and after sex i sware i will play new order lol.
Same as David -- had to vote sex, all things taken under consideration, but if Hooky is reading, I swear that I am ready to have New Order with my sex if possible! Also before and after.
And I can have New Order for eight hours and not have enough, while, to be honest, sex can become slightly tiresome after five hours already.
Ness wrote:
Bere wrote:
Patrick wrote:
Having sex with New Order?
While listening to them... That would be IT!
No - with them whilst they were performing, that would be a feat :D
Perhaps that's how Barney really hurt his foot... 
Ironwill wrote: I can have New Order any time.
Sex on the other hand...gotta get it when I can.
Too right, although the both option would be good as well.
AgentWood wrote: depends who the sex is with, really....
Beggars can't be chosers, but having said that, it is quite amazing how often I've said no to a bush pig. Must not have been drunk enough.
I'm gonna have to say New Order here; I'm too knackered for the other stuff most of the time!
Generally speaking, my girlfriend has sex while I lie back and listen to New Order. At least she doesn't try to bounce on me in time to the music... 'spose I'm just a lazy New Order loving git...
At least she doesn't try to bounce on me in time to the music
If she happens to show an interest in that, might I suggest the intros to True Faith, Vanishing Point, or Blue Monday. That way you could be done before the lyrics kick in.
LE Roberts wrote:
At least she doesn't try to bounce on me in time to the music
If she happens to show an interest in that, might I suggest the intros to True Faith, Vanishing Point, or Blue Monday. That way you could be done before the lyrics kick in.
I think I'd prefer the drum beat to 'Blue Monday' in that scenario - a nice rhythmic variance. Plus, last time, we got through the whole of 'Substance' twice before she got fed up. I felt SOOOO guilty... 
LE Roberts wrote:
knackered
Sore?
:D
That's the sort of talk that'll put me off a guy straight away.
FDISK wrote: Nothing I like better than slipping out the old 12"...
12 inches mate? Then you would know all about using a cock-ring to shorten your penis to 6" so you don't hammer your partners cervix till it bleeds?
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
Ironwill wrote: I can have New Order any time.
Too right, although the both option would be good as well.
Totally agree with both you illustrious gents. Mind you, it's cheaper to get into NO than into the pants of a mid-to-high price hooker. Having said that I now feel like a completely sexist coont & will be severely taken to task as one. Sorry!!
Shergold Six wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
Ironwill wrote: I can have New Order any time.
Too right, although the both option would be good as well.
Totally agree with both you illustrious gents. Mind you, it's cheaper to get into NO than into the pants of a mid-to-high price hooker. Having said that I now feel like a completely sexist coont & will be severely taken to task as one. Sorry!!
Shame Shane Shame.
I'm hereby taking you to task. Just kidding. You make a valid point.
There should be an option of Listening to NO and having sex together. Fine time should turn you on while your on a sexual high. I should try that concept.
