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can i make it to the pub in 7 minutes? wor lass is washing her hair,i havent ironed anything, it's not looking good for the kick off time.

I object! This thread isn't just about football! It's about pubs, and lasses, and hair washing, and ironing! Scandal!

So what match is on then?? Thought you guys where all into the Frimley Green these days??

Nah, Ray Barneveld isn't as popular over here !!

Originally posted by Hank Wiseasst© can i make it to the pub in 7 minutes? wor lass is washing her hair,i havent ironed anything, it's not looking good for the kick off time.

Mate, you cant really blame the missus for choosing washing her hair over Liverpool can you?

Sorry...couldn't resist....Half time at the mo here, Anelka's looking good - could have got yerselves a bargain there....

Tim I can imagine that, he is not very good looking now is he??

that's why he plays most of the time in England!

Originally posted by obviously it has to be SUPERMARIO Tim I can imagine that, he is not very good looking now is he??

Looks like this geezer who used to work with us - right bloody nonce !

It'd be wrong if I didn't mention that own goal Hanky. What a beauty....

Mind you I shouldn't laugh, we lost to Leicester saturday.

Stuart Watkiss as gaffer as well - played against him when he was at Rushall Olympic bloody years ago before he went back into the league with Walsall. Hard bastard !

Pretty pleased they choose Skip as boss - he's the reason we doing well this year in my opinion. I used to rate him very highly as a player - had to retire at 30 after a nasty ankle injury. Had to give up any aspirations of my own as a player when i bust my achilles tendon at 16. Not that I was much cop anyway mind you.

Played against a few pro cricketers though..Sheriyar at Worcester being one of them ( a complete wanker), and actually played against johnathon Gould (Jock footy goalkeeper) at cricket as well. A right posh toff.

pooh pants fuck twat bitch fuck fuck fuck and fuck some more did I say bitch?

Oh well, youve got aneasy run coming up...Arsenal twice, Leeds away, United....

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Pretty pleased they choose Skip as boss - he's the reason we doing well this year in my opinion. I used to rate him very highly as a player - had to retire at 30 after a nasty ankle injury. Had to give up any aspirations of my own as a player when i bust my achilles tendon at 16. Not that I was much cop anyway mind you. Played against a few pro cricketers though..Sheriyar at Worcester being one of them ( a complete wanker), and actually played against johnathon Gould (Jock footy goalkeeper) at cricket as well. A right posh toff.

You ain't wrong about Sheri !!! I used to have choice of ends over Dean Headley when we were at school - he was 3 years younger than me though, which may have explained it !!

This made me laugh like that bloke out of Flowered Up

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© This made me laugh like that bloke out of Flowered Up

He's not playing tonight is he?

Must win for Liverpool I reckon. Should be an interesting (probably not good) game. Might as well give Fergie and his boys the title if they win

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©> This made me laugh like that bloke out of Flowered Up

He's not playing tonight is he?

Must win for Liverpool I reckon. Should be an interesting (probably not good) game. Might as well give Fergie and his boys the title if they win

Guess it's on Sky ? Must find a pub somewhere.

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© This made me laugh like that bloke out of Flowered Up

Did you see the mighty Bluenose army at Anfieldo in the Cup the other week?

Pity about the result though...but you do a very good match day programme.

Massive grin for a massive win:D

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©> Massive grin for a massive win:D

How come ye's always seem to beat the Manky lads and struggle elsewhere?...fookin amazes me Hanky!! Congratulations!! This result might shut up a few annoying bastards at my work tomorrow

Well my theory on why we don't beat the likes of Southampton is down to the intensity of playing against a top side. When you know the opposition has players who can punish sloppiness, concentration levels are maintained. You must also ask the question, Why have Man Utd PLc such an apalling record against the top sides this season. Seven defeats says to me anther two or three teams can get at them as well,the championship race should go all the way this year.:D
Another massive grin

Don't bore me with this pussy-ass football talk. There's only one true sport...

CURLING!

Come on, Webmaster. You're Canadian...certainly you'll back me up on this one.

That's it! You tell 'em Gnu!!!