Why can't Barney Dance?!

Why can't my baby gain weight!!??

NO Regret wrote: Apart from Shaun Ryder I cant think of a worse live singer than Barney.

*They are fabulous singers in their own way... Ryder in his own fucked up way and Barney in his own can't give a fuck way... they have strong personality, while the most of the singers haven't even if they have better voices and can sing more in tune and everything... I guess the bloke out of Keane sings better than our Barney, but he's so boring while Barney's almost always exciting, so gimme Barney any day! And Shaun... I mean, I've heard very few songs kick starts as powerful as Twenty Four Hour Party People...

How old are you, are you old enough? To be heeeeeere watching that?

Fookin great! And Kinky Afro?

Son, I'm thirty. I only went with your mother cos she's dirty...

Peerless.