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And when I say 5 millions, it mean 5 million "sessions", not unique visit, that is more complicated to check, but we usually have around 7000 unique visitors per day.

And yes, I did trap who was the 5th million visitor.. and it's my great honor to say that this person doesn't need recognition...

Say congratulations to the MSN Search Engine bot :clap:

Seriously, the bot that comes here to index the website was the 5th million visitor.. isn't it sad? :rolleyes:

So congrats to whoever was 5000001 ;)

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Do people not have better things to do with their LIVES than visit here? WHAT!:D

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I believe the 5 millionth visitor is "the Unknown Poster", a brave young man or woman who visited this site with the intent of posting all about their favorite band and was scared off by the amount of nonsense I post here. :eek: :faint:

To that Unknown Poster, I salute you :nod:

Now excuse me while I find more pics of Carmen Electra in various states of undress to post here for my own arousal...I mean, amusement :nervous:

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Make a grave for the Unknown Poster Nestled in your hollow coaster The Unknown Poster

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When Johnny starts posting again, Hurrah, Hurrah, Senseless postings he will make, Hurrah, Hurrah, And every day that he spends online, His girlfriend will wonder why he never bathes and she will cry As he is sucked into the internet world of New Order Online, Hurrah, Hurrah.....

from "The Battle Hymn of the Unknown Poster", by Julia Ward Howe, 1863 :nod:

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SPOTNICK: What's the most popular band fan website then? Does anyone know? Is it NOOL?

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craigy wrote: SPOTNICK: What's the most popular band fan website then? Does anyone know? Is it NOOL?

:shrug:

We're probably far behind other sites.. don't worry! New Order's fanbase is nothing compared to, let's say, U2 and The Beatles ;)

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Spotnick wrote:

craigy wrote: SPOTNICK: What's the most popular band fan website then? Does anyone know? Is it NOOL?

:shrug:

We're probably far behind other sites.. don't worry! New Order's fanbase is nothing compared to, let's say, U2 and The Beatles ;)

They are blind fools (not for liking other bands as well, but for not coming here to post instead)!

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