Shug wrote:
CAKE - CLOCK - ZWART wrote: I heard that Andy Gorham (of 2 Andy’s fame) was at some “meet and greet” Red Hand function up north – and was fortunate enough to “bone” (using the parlance of our times) an attractive young lady. Unfortunately, she was also the daughter of the local Loyalist lord – and Andy was sent back on the boat and told if he ever showed his face on the Island ever again he would be killed.
Lovely story. Is it true?
Certainly is true, during one of their investigations the Daily Record also found he had flutes on plynths and various regalia in his lounge room - he was also partial to banging barely legal birds in camper vans and dressing in their lingerie as well as fighting his wife - the papers had a field day......as did we with some of the songs that were made up by us for Old Firm games.
There's only 2 Andy Goram's is a classic though
It kicked off at O/T when Gorum came on as reserve keeper for Utd a couple of years back. Coz of his 'political' connections outraged plastic paddies started creaming abuse at him...so started the predictable fights. Fuckin idiots the lot of 'em. As far as I'm concerned he was just a fairly average keeper, couldnt give a shit what he thinks, just as he couldnt give a shit what i think.
