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Chris Nash wrote:

'I hate New Order Forum' (mainly for football hooligans and gays)

BA DUM THISH.

Good call.

How about 'Dont tell me about politics, and all the problems of our economics' forum where people can just talk shite and take the piss without snide remarks?

I'm only here for fun, if I want a debate I'll talk to me mates.

Barney Army wrote:

Good call.

How about 'Dont tell me about politics, and all the problems of our economics' forum where people can just talk shite and take the piss without snide remarks?

I'm only here for fun, if I want a debate I'll talk to me mates.

i'd think you'd want a 'christ, i'm pissed!' forum, BA?

Barney Army wrote:

Good call.

How about 'Dont tell me about politics, and all the problems of our economics' forum where people can just talk shite and take the piss without snide remarks?

I'm only here for fun, if I want a debate I'll talk to me mates.

yep.we could have treads like-'what have you been drinking' and 'how fooking ugly is whoopy goldberg?'. THE REAL ISSUES

yep. we could have treads like-'what have you been drinking' and 'how fooking ugly is whoopy goldberg?'. THE REAL ISSUES

Not only is she damn ugly, but she's not even funny. That's what I would post there. Yeah.

Here's my suggestion:

I REMEMBER NOTHING

Autocue-lovers forum

errr, am I getting a reputation as a piss can here?

anyway....

A guy - who's a bit worse for wear - in a pub has been eyeing up the busty barmaid all evening, finally he staggers to the bar and she comes over to serve him

"What do you want?" she says

"I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your t*ts" he says .

"You dirty git" shouts the barmaid "get out before I get my husband."

The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe.The barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants.

"I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your a**e and lick it all off" he says.

"You dirty filthy pervert. You're banned. Get out!" she storms.

Again, the bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again. "One more chance'" says the barmaid. "Now - what do you want?"

"I want to turn you upside down, open your legs and fill your pu**y with Stella Artois, and then drink every last drop from it".

The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly.

"What's up love?" he asks.

"There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my t*ts and lick the sweat off", she says.

"I'll kill him. Where is he?" storms the husband. "Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my ar*e cheeks and lick it off" she screams.

"Right. He's dead," says the husband, reaching for a baseball bat.

"Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my f**ny with Stella and then drink it all" she cries.

The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the telly back on.

"Aren't you going to do something about it?" she cries hysterically.
"Look love - I'm not messing with someone who can drink 15 pints of Stella".

Chris Nash wrote:

'Football Hooligans Forum' (mainly UK and Holland)

you calling me a hooligan ?

Ah, ah, ah, ah... That's a very good one. Thanks

Spotnick wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: Just a thought Nic, but as we have 'Off Topic' forums, etc... and New Order fans seem to get categorised - even by themselves - how about a few new forums:

'Football Hooligans Forum' (mainly UK and Holland)

'Gay Forum' (mainly for gays)

'I hate New Order Forum' (mainly for football hooligans and gays)

?

Let's see...

"Holligan Order" and "Gay Order".

Well, the hooligan forum must be

TOUCHED BY THE HAND OF GOD

As for the gay one, I think that

VICIOUS STREAK

is adequate

nothing more to add, just getting this post back to the top to qualify my other posts.