Not sure if this has been mentioned before as I can't see how to search this forum. Just read this on the latest popbitch mailout...
>> Smells Like T Spirit <<
Godfather of Soul gets gassed
New Order played T In The Park festival this
summer. Singer Bernard Sumner decides to
take a dump before going on stage so heads
to the backstage portaloos. When he emerges,
Bernard is conscious that he's left a
terrible smell, so tries to escape unseen.
Unfortunately, he bumps straight into
Godfather of Soul James Brown, who is
heading for the same toilet. Sumner runs off
giggling, but before gets out of earshot,
hears the door lock and a muffled
cry of, "Good GOD!"