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In the red corner we have Hooky... always been a bit chubby, weight seems to vary quite a lot. Noticeable extra chins. Medium size Gut.
In the blue corner we have Barney... always been a bit skinny. Has recently piled on the pounds. No noticeable extra chins as yet, but has grown breasts. Large gut.
So, who is the winner?
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I think Barney's breasts might absorb most of Hooky's frontal assault, but surely the paunch would slow his reaction time. From what I've seen of Hooky lately, he seems to have the upper hands, but if there's below-the-belt allowed all bets are off :D
I'm out of the running on this one. The missus was kind enough to remind me over the holidays that my, um, metabolism isn't what it used to be.
Bernard and Peter are welcome to try my diet: a pot of coffee for breakfast, a salad for lunch, and all the beer you want for dinner, as long as it's ... gasp ... Miller Lite. :/puke:
I'm sure after bit of Australian cuisine and beer, the lads will slim right down. Am I right?
Goddamnit, if I mention Miller Fucking Lite on this frigging forum, I want to see puke fly!
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If this works, I'm guessing it will look like the American Olympic Synchronized Puking Team.
Hey, I'm out of the Republic and in the Brotherhood!
P.S. Does this mean I can play my bass again?
Originally posted by Gnu Odor Hey, I'm out of the Republic and in the Brotherhood!
Originally posted by Gnu Odor I'm out of the running on this one. The missus was kind enough to remind me over the holidays that my, um, metabolism isn't what it used to be.Bernard and Peter are welcome to try my diet: a pot of coffee for breakfast, a salad for lunch, and all the beer you want for dinner, as long as it's ... gasp ... Miller Lite. :puke:I'm sure after bit of Australian cuisine and beer, the lads will slim right down. Am I right?
I doubt they will slim down on Australian Cuisine. Meat, potatoes and bulk loads of beer. Just the things one needs to develop the gut. And if they are on the run no doubt they are also tucking into pies, pizza and the other evils that dwell in the city. I have a way to determine the War though. Ever heard of the sport Gut Barging, I hear it is quite popular in english pubs. Hooky and Barney each skull a couple of pints each, take their shirts of and oil their bellies up (now ladies please). Then they begin to ram each others stomach into the others until one guy falls to the ground or one guy pukes :\puke:
