What do NEW ORDER think of US?

I wonder what they make of us then?Are we just a WORK problem for them.Do they care about us?Doubts Even Here. I think STEVE would say ...."ROCKET,he is a good act but he goes on too long!"So come on then,don't be SHY.Honest views or even genuine anecdotes of anything they may of let slip. VIKINGS MY ARSE! Rocket Mick

A bunch of sad, pathetic, anally-retentive, over-analytical, petty, squabbling, whingeing, egotistical, geekish, materialistic, obsessive, onanistic, opinionated cunts and pricks, probably.

;)

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: A bunch of sad, pathetic, anally-retentive, over-analytical, petty, squabbling, whingeing, egotistical, geekish, materialistic, obsessive, onanistic, opinionated cunts and pricks, probably.

;)

No you don't understand!I only want our BAD points.

You pervert.

Ah... those footie hooligans and spotty students.... what do they always want????

Ah.. that Rocket Mick and his strange UPPER/lower casing fixation.

aging, balding men. hot women.

AgentWood wrote: aging, balding men. hot women.

excuse me. You're right on the hot women though.

Ah bunch of idiots. What have we done to deserve them?

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

AgentWood wrote: aging, balding men. hot women.

excuse me. You're right on the hot women though.

ok. aging men, hot women.

AgentWood wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

AgentWood wrote: aging, balding men. hot women.

excuse me. You're right on the hot women though.

ok. aging men, hot women.

I'm very young for my age.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

AgentWood wrote: aging, balding men. hot women.

excuse me. You're right on the hot women though.

ok. aging men, hot women.

I'm very young for my age.

that's what my grandfather used to say whenever he hit on the waitresses at restaurants.

I get the impression Hooky's somewhat touched by our devotion, of course that can wear off anyone fairly wuick if you're hanging off their shoulder screaming "no mate you don't understand, I fuckin loves you".

prolly think these people complain too much... too much hyperbole

AgentWood wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

AgentWood wrote: aging, balding men. hot women.

excuse me. You're right on the hot women though.

ok. aging men, hot women.

It's true, it's true...every year I'm a year closer to 90.

AgentWood wrote: aging, balding men. hot women.

Don't know what you're on about.

AgentWood wrote: Bold men, fine like aged wine, and the hot women who lust for them.

Oh, sorry, I misread it at first.

After hearing us bitch about them so much, their probably considering putting Shellshock, World In Motion, State Of The Nation and Rock The Shack back into their setlist just to piss us off.

Nothing

I imagine they're quite baffled about the amount that we pore over their every action, and in the past I've read that they could be quite confrontational at gigs....but you have to admit it was a nice touch when they played EGG for the Vikings in France.

they probably think we're just a bunch of ungateful moaning bastartds, we're never satisfied with whats released

Razed In A New Division Of Agony wrote: After hearing us bitch about them so much, their probably considering putting Shellshock, World In Motion, State Of The Nation and Rock The Shack back into their setlist just to piss us off.

No they wont, That'd mean they'd have to, you know, actually learn the songs again. Apart from World in motion of course.

They (or Barney anyway) wish we would stop shouting NU -ORDAH! NU-ORDAH! at them during gigs.

"i know ,i know we`re New Order!We may be stupid Mancunians but fook me" Barney ,Hyde Park

Razed In A New Division Of Agony wrote: After hearing us bitch about them so much, their probably considering putting Shellshock, World In Motion, State Of The Nation and Rock The Shack back into their setlist just to piss us off.

you forgot pisstream

They obviously think we need 4 greatest hits compilations.

Barney thinks I kick ass!

Why did I just know you were gonna post after me??

NObabe wrote: Why did I just know you were gonna post after me??

Please KEEP to this exciting TOPIC and stop this IDLE chatter please. Rocket Mick

I love 1987 wrote:

NObabe wrote: Barney thinks I lick ass!

WOW!!!

He sure does know YOU well!!!

Cheeky

I bet the band have absolutely no idea of the carry on in these forums..Boats to sail,and tanks that need polishing leaves little time for internet crac...Tho we all must have wondered if the band do at times, read the messageboards?I know I have..Maybe they Post under an alias and are amongst us...

New Order is a business (they do only seem to play festivals now). We are their customers. Sometimes customers must be pleased. Generally customers are a pain in the arse but of course are a necessary evil.

I think they are in the "twilight years" now and are making up for lost opportunities (or the mispent dosh of the past).

I think they love making music still - or they would not still be doing it. Lucky for us it's still great music.

I'm sure Steve has visited the forum. Before Retro came out I started a thread about Cries and Whisppers vs. Mesh that generated a lot of discussion. When Retro came out the track listing had a comment about the confusion between the labelling of these tracks. The liner notes also refer to us (internet site fans) as "worryingly obsessive".

I don't think they otherwise give two much thought to us. How much do you dwell on your job? They have lives, families and interests too. This is our obsession and their job.

"Worryingly Obsessive" bit harsh....You can see their point. If you were in their shoes, you too may be freaked out with all the irrational interest/Topic/discussion generated here at NOOL.Life must be a hoot for The Order in reality by now..but they pay the price of havin obsessive neworderites on a worldwide network.Its all good tho surely?

I think they like to play there, but the people are morons

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The US?

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this coming from a man who lives in brazil, a country whose capital city is in the middle of nowhere and looks like an airport.

the one thing about fan sites/ fans on the internet that always seem odd IMO is that people will go on without restraint about ... "insert whatever name" is great, I absolutely love them they are geniuses, their song/album is the incredibly greatest fucking thing ever ...BUT these other songs/album they did which are different are incredibly fucking horrible and stupid and worthless without question

they like someone because they are different, but then bitch because they are different in different ways and they don't want to try to understand, or at least try to get some sense of perspective... bizarre. if i was in band it would so shallow and full of double standards to me...

Thanks EVERYONE EVERYWHERE for their comments!

I think Hooky is the PR man of the band.

Makes an effort to remember regular fans names and/or faces and acknowledges them.

Probably thinks we are a pain in the arse, but at least he makes an effort to put on his public face.

Im sure that their children visit the site. Imagine how you would feel if your father was discussed so much? It would be def. too much info for me.

I don't think we need to make any allowances!!

We only discuss their public side, they are the ones who know the real them and I am sure they find the banter entertaining.

If not they could log off and look at another site!!

Chris Nash wrote: Well, I know that Jack visits 'The Other Site' and I'm sure he's lurked around here at times... Oh, and Hi Jack

Tis true. He just saw your post, Chris. I know cause I'm currently speaking to him on msn, I shit you not!

We sure do keep their pockets filled.

well if you think its impressive that youre talking to him on msn ill have you know that i am a good mate of his and go to his school.ask him if you want

special_kay wrote: well if you think its impressive that youre talking to him on msn ill have you know that i am a good mate of his and go to his school.ask him if you want

Its not about who you know.

special_kay wrote: well if you think its impressive that youre talking to him on msn ill have you know that i am a good mate of his and go to his school.ask him if you want

special_kay wrote: well if you think its impressive that youre talking to him on msn ill have you know that i am a good mate of his and go to his school.ask him if you want

shouldnt you be doing homework sonny?

Barney Army wrote:

special_kay wrote: well if you think its impressive that youre talking to him on msn ill have you know that i am a good mate of his and go to his school.ask him if you want

shouldnt you be doing homework sonny?

shouldnt you get a life and stop talking on internet chatrooms about people you dont know and never will?its saturday night why dont you get out for once and leave your computer alone for once

special_kay wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

special_kay wrote: well if you think its impressive that youre talking to him on msn ill have you know that i am a good mate of his and go to his school.ask him if you want

shouldnt you be doing homework sonny?

shouldnt you get a life and stop talking on internet chatrooms about people you dont know and never will?its saturday night why dont you get out for once and leave your computer alone for once

Zing!!! I think i may be exempt from this because i post from work, and school. I know your only been around for a day,Special Kay, but many of the people who talk here are friends in 'real'life .

special_kay wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

special_kay wrote: well if you think its impressive that youre talking to him on msn ill have you know that i am a good mate of his and go to his school.ask him if you want

shouldnt you be doing homework sonny?

shouldnt you get a life and stop talking on internet chatrooms about people you dont know and never will?its saturday night why dont you get out for once and leave your computer alone for once

He would but he ain't got no legs so stop being nasty to him!!

Maya,Thats like the funniest thing ever. Your a rad girl.

i dont see how you can be friends in real life when one of you is from america,one from belgrade and one from manchester

Jonathan wrote: Maya,Thats like the funniest thing ever. Your a rad girl.

Cheers, mate!

special_kay wrote: i dont see how you can be friends in real life when one of you is from america,one from belgrade and one from manchester

its possible, son.

Jonathan wrote:

special_kay wrote: i dont see how you can be friends in real life when one of you is from america,one from belgrade and one from manchester

its possible, son.

please explain to me how

NObabe wrote:

special_kay wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

special_kay wrote: well if you think its impressive that youre talking to him on msn ill have you know that i am a good mate of his and go to his school.ask him if you want

shouldnt you be doing homework sonny?

shouldnt you get a life and stop talking on internet chatrooms about people you dont know and never will?its saturday night why dont you get out for once and leave your computer alone for once

He would but he ain't got no legs so stop being nasty to him!!

It is often said I'm legless, I'll give you that one!

special_kay wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

special_kay wrote: i dont see how you can be friends in real life when one of you is from america,one from belgrade and one from manchester

its possible, son.

please explain to me how

You may be a friend of mine ;)

Barney Army wrote:

special_kay wrote: well if you think its impressive that youre talking to him on msn ill have you know that i am a good mate of his and go to his school.ask him if you want

shouldnt you be doing homework sonny?

Some INTERESTING takes on this subject FOLLOWED by a THREAD Hijack.Morning MAYA and Co.Can you SOD OFF! :D

from

Chris Nash wrote: Hi Jack

to ~~~ hijack!! Get it???

Dear oh dear. Pass round the happy pills.......and pick up that dummy, it's spent too long on the floor already.

As i HAVE managed to HIJACK every THREAD that has probably been started here,i hope that you REALISED i was only being IRONIC. :D Don't care what is put here as long as it STILL generates some INTEREST from time to time. As an aside i do agree with NESS who stated that HOOKY is their PR man.Doing his DJ'ing is also a good way for him to meet the fans and get a gist of what is going on. Regards ROCKET MICK Where is HUNTSMAN and PATRICK when you need them?

Also been wondering that WHEN New Order STOP MAKING MUSIC will you still visit this site or will NOOL die?

At LAST.......a PROPER answer! But STEVE thinks i am GREAT!

Chris Nash wrote: Well, after that little exchange I have a feeling that if the band read this thread, they'll think eveyone here is a bit of a twat. Sorry for 'hijacking' the thread. And Maya, that WAS very witty

And Special_kay - welcome to New Order Online - it's not always like this!

Oh and alot of us have met each other in 'real life' - at gigs, get-togethers, chatted on the phone, visited, etc. Another member here lives 2 minutes down the road from me - he's a good mate and we go out for beers on a regular basis. It's possible to have both a keyboard AND a life

I love 1987 wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: At LAST.......a PROPER answer! But STEVE thinks i am GREAT!

Steve thinks your head would make a great tom tom...

don't get TOO excited!!!

It wouldn't be the FIRST time i've been hit on!:D

I love 1987 wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: At LAST.......a PROPER answer! But STEVE thinks i am GREAT!

Steve thinks your head would make a great tom tom...

don't get TOO excited!!!

Rocket Mick wrote:

I love 1987 wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: At LAST.......a PROPER answer! But STEVE thinks i am GREAT!

Steve thinks your head would make a great tom tom...

don't get TOO excited!!!

It wouldn't be the FIRST time i've been hit on!:D

Another tea-spilling incident down here!

oldmonkey wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote:

I love 1987 wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: At LAST.......a PROPER answer! But STEVE thinks i am GREAT!

Steve thinks your head would make a great tom tom...

don't get TOO excited!!!

It wouldn't be the FIRST time i've been hit on!:D

Another tea-spilling incident down here!

Down there? Ouch ...

Barney Army wrote:

NObabe wrote: He would but he ain't got no legs so stop being nasty to him!!

It is often said I'm legless, I'll give you that one!

BA: rumour has it you not only have two legs, but three.

AgentWood wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

NObabe wrote: He would but he ain't got no legs so stop being nasty to him!!

It is often said I'm legless, I'll give you that one!

BA: rumour has it you not only have two legs, but three.

So that is why they call him COCK OF THE NORTH(stand):D

Rocket Mick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

BA: rumour has it you not only have two legs, but three.

So that is why they call him COCK OF THE NORTH(stand):D