Who is the biggest "fan who has gone a bit too far"?
Admit it. How many of you have a barney hair cut? How many tell people there middle name is 'Hook'?
Own up!
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Guilty yer honour
Barney cut, GioGoi jackets, took E, er....drunk Pernod, haven't got me hands on any Prozac yet - can anyone help?
i've changed my name to Stephen Movement Power Corruption Lies Low Life brotherhood Technique Republic Get Ready Turner.
I don't know how exciting this is, but it's true. My web mail address is iaincurtis and occasionally people ask me if Curtis is my middle name. Depending upon my mood, I may tell them yes but really the joke is on me because no one I know knows who the fuck Ian Curtis was anyway.
And I paid $20,000 to have a plastic surgeon make me look exactly like Barney. . .
Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts I don't know how exciting this is, but it's true. My web mail address is iaincurtis and occasionally people ask me if Curtis is my middle name. Depending upon my mood, I may tell them yes but really the joke is on me because no one I know knows who the fuck Ian Curtis was anyway.
Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts And I paid $20,000 to have a plastic surgeon make me look exactly like Barney. . .
A few Big Macs would have sufficed mate
And a bottle of hair dye
Sorry Barney!
I was going to say that the breast implants were extra but thought I would play the straight man for a change!
Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> And I paid $20,000 to have a plastic surgeon make me look exactly like Barney. . .
A few Big Macs would have sufficed mate
And a bottle of hair dye
Sorry Barney!
Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts I was going to say that the breast implants were extra but thought I would play the straight man for a change!
Fed up looking like Mrs Doubtfire then Iain?
Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> I was going to say that the breast implants were extra but thought I would play the straight man for a change!
Fed up looking like Mrs Doubtfire then Iain?
The chicks don't go for it the way they did in the movie. And I don't enjoy spying in the women's WC the way I used to.
Originally posted by Shug Guilty yer honour
Prozac, Shug? You want Prozac then? That's easily arranged - we'll just get your mates and the rest of the onliners here to ignore you from now on and pretend you never even existed - you'll soon get depressed enough to want some...huh huh.. :evil:
Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts > Originally posted by Shug> > > > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> > I was going to say that the breast implants were extra but thought I would play the straight man for a change!>
Fed up looking like Mrs Doubtfire then Iain?
The chicks don't go for it the way they did in the movie. And I don't enjoy spying in the women's WC the way I used to.
the chicks? oh pur-lease....
Liv
Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > > > > > > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> > > I was going to say that the breast implants were extra but thought I would play the straight man for a change!> > >
Fed up looking like Mrs Doubtfire then Iain?
The chicks don't go for it the way they did in the movie. And I don't enjoy spying in the women's WC the way I used to.
the chicks? oh pur-lease....
Liv
The lonely old men then? 
Originally posted by Hubert Mickle > Originally posted by Shug> Guilty yer honour
Prozac, Shug? You want Prozac then? That's easily arranged - we'll just get your mates and the rest of the onliners here to ignore you from now on and pretend you never even existed - you'll soon get depressed enough to want some...huh huh.. :evil:
Excellent stuff Huberto;)
Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > > > > > > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> > > I was going to say that the breast implants were extra but thought I would play the straight man for a change!> > >
Fed up looking like Mrs Doubtfire then Iain?
The chicks don't go for it the way they did in the movie. And I don't enjoy spying in the women's WC the way I used to.
the chicks? oh pur-lease....
Liv
Liv, you object to my term "chicks" but not the fact that I'm claiming to dress as a woman and spy in the ladies' loo? I don't whether to tell you I love you or suggest psychoanalysis! I am sorry if I offended.
Originally posted by Shug psychoanalysis
Don't get me on Liv's bad side, Shug! I'm already on her shit list for the U.S. good, U.K. bad comments.
Just love me, Liv. 
Originally posted by Shug Sorry dude
It's fine, Shug. It's my own mouth (or words) that get me in trouble. Just wish I was actually funny! 
Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts > Originally posted by Shug> Sorry dude
It's fine, Shug. It's my own mouth (or words) that get me in trouble. Just wish I was actually funny!
Well you always make me laugh mate Intentionally or otherwise
I dressed up as a big purple dinosaur & danced & sang childrens songs, it was a brilliant impression but they still wouldnt let me in the hac for free. was carted off shouting "but I co-own this place!"
Damn! Why the hell did you have to go and spoil it all with that last disclaimer man??!!! :D
Did buy a Bundeswehr (hope I spelled that right!) T-shirt back in 83, which some girl borrowed and never returned. Not very freaky, I know, but it's the only time that I can recall buying a piece of clothing after I saw a pop star wearing it.
To make matters worse, this girl still has the infamous If It Ain't Stiff, It Ain't Worth A F*ck shirt.
