New Order Mallet's Mallet — Forum Archive

31 Jan 2002, 20:01

to be read in annoying Timmy mallet styleee

**Mallet's Mallet is a word association game, you mustnt pause, mustnt hesitate otherwise you get a bash on the head like this or a bash on the head like this....the one with the most bruises loses, the one with the least bruises goes throught to the final and has a chance to win todays star prize.... and the first word is......**

REGRET

31 Jan 2002, 20:03

Exams

31 Jan 2002, 20:04

Kids

31 Jan 2002, 20:08

in America

fuck it Liv...the rules have changed...sentences are allowed peeps!!!:evil:

31 Jan 2002, 20:09

George Dubya Bush

31 Jan 2002, 20:10

Pretzels

31 Jan 2002, 20:12

Bar Snacks.

31 Jan 2002, 20:18

Try all you want (Electronic, Monaco, Other 2 are alowed as well;) )

31 Jan 2002, 20:18

Loose Women

31 Jan 2002, 20:21

Neighbours

31 Jan 2002, 20:21

Peter Hook.

31 Jan 2002, 20:22

(he lives next door to me)

31 Jan 2002, 20:24

Loose women - to Neighbours - explain!!!!

31 Jan 2002, 20:25

loose women to neighbours - libby kennedy

31 Jan 2002, 20:28

Peter Hook - Bass

31 Jan 2002, 20:29

Bass - Shandy (as in shandy bass)

31 Jan 2002, 20:32

Originally posted by Shug Loose women - to Neighbours - explain!!!!

I actually intended to go from bar snacks to loose women! For reasons I'll keep to myself!! :laugh:

31 Jan 2002, 20:32

Shandy - Weirdo

31 Jan 2002, 20:33

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts > Originally posted by Shug> Loose women - to Neighbours - explain!!!!

I actually intended to go from bar snacks to loose women! For reasons I'll keep to myself!! :laugh:

Say No More (Eric Idle style :lol: )

31 Jan 2002, 20:33

weirdo - shug

31 Jan 2002, 20:34

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts > Originally posted by Shug> Loose women - to Neighbours - explain!!!!

I actually intended to go from bar snacks to loose women! For reasons I'll keep to myself!! :laugh:

Say No More (Eric Idle style :lol: )

31 Jan 2002, 20:35

Shug - Ultraviolence;)

31 Jan 2002, 20:40

Ultraviolence - Ultraviolet

31 Jan 2002, 20:42

Major - that was poor :nonono:

Ultraviolet - Light

31 Jan 2002, 20:44

Who cares if it was poor? its 2am and i'm very, very tired. I've been stacking bloody ketchup all night! ..... :mad:

light - weight

31 Jan 2002, 20:44

My original Light - Beer

Weight- Bureau of Motor Vehicles (long wait in line ;) )

Screw me for trying to uphold the game.

31 Jan 2002, 20:46

Iain's is better :lol:

Beer - Fine Time

31 Jan 2002, 20:51

Originally posted by Shug Iain's is betterBeer - Fine Time

Fine Time - Sex (should be an easy one to work with)

31 Jan 2002, 20:53

Iain play the game and stop changing yer posts - or I'll send over this banana - which is really a secret miniature assassin!!!!!

The game goes on with my last one - Fine Time!!!!!

And for weight - it should've been "on their shoulders"

31 Jan 2002, 20:54

Sex - Me :lol:

31 Jan 2002, 20:57

Me - Don't point that gun at

31 Jan 2002, 20:59

Don't point that gun at - JFK

31 Jan 2002, 21:00

Originally posted by Major
Sex - Me

Sex- Me- All Day Long ;)

And screw you for making me get the cds :laugh:

31 Jan 2002, 21:01

JFK - Marilyn Monroe

31 Jan 2002, 21:07

Marilyn Monroe - marilyn manson

31 Jan 2002, 21:09

Marily Manson - Weirdo....oops done that

Marilyn Manson - Run;)

For those classical lovers - This was post 1812 - reminds me of that classic track "The 1812 Overture" by some guy in a wig (probably :lol: )

31 Jan 2002, 21:10

Run - Run2 ;)

31 Jan 2002, 21:12

Run 2 - The Village

31 Jan 2002, 21:13

The Village - idiot

31 Jan 2002, 21:15

Idiot - Iggy Pop (album;) )

31 Jan 2002, 21:17

Iggy pop - Passenger

31 Jan 2002, 21:20

The Passenger - Phil Cunningham;)

31 Jan 2002, 21:24

Phil Cunningham - Crap guitarists.

31 Jan 2002, 21:28

Crap guitarists - Noel Gallagher (even though he's a Celtic fan)

31 Jan 2002, 21:29

Noel Gallagher - Eyebrows

31 Jan 2002, 21:31

Originally posted by Major
Noel Gallagher - Eyebrows

Eyebrows - Bill Berry (former REM drummer)

31 Jan 2002, 21:32

Bill Berry - Confusion;)

31 Jan 2002, 21:33

Confusion - Bread

31 Jan 2002, 21:35

Bread - shite 70's US band (only Kidding)

Bread - Paradise :lol:

31 Jan 2002, 21:35

Originally posted by Major
Confusion - Bread

huh?

31 Jan 2002, 21:36

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts > Originally posted by Major > Confusion - Bread

huh?

It was produced by arthur BAKER! :lol:

31 Jan 2002, 21:37

Paradise - Glasgow

31 Jan 2002, 21:38

Originally posted by Major
> Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> > > > Originally posted by Major > > Confusion - Bread>

huh?

It was produced by arthur BAKER! :lol:

huh, again!!!

31 Jan 2002, 21:39

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts > Originally posted by Major > > > > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> > > > > > > Originally posted by Major > > > Confusion - Bread> > >

huh?

It was produced by arthur BAKER! :lol:

huh, again!!!

I got it, I'm a little slow!!

31 Jan 2002, 21:40

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts > Originally posted by Major > > > > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> > > > > > > Originally posted by Major > > > Confusion - Bread> > >

huh?

It was produced by arthur BAKER! :lol:

huh, again!!!

arthur baker produced confusion, a baker bakes bread, clear?

31 Jan 2002, 21:41

Glasgow - Celtic :jump:

Cheers for that obvious one Major;)

31 Jan 2002, 21:42

Glasgow- Green

31 Jan 2002, 21:45

Celtic - rangers

31 Jan 2002, 21:49

Rangers - Primitive Notion(s)

31 Jan 2002, 21:49

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts Glasgow- Green

Dammit, mine was better. Don't ignore me!!

31 Jan 2002, 21:50

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts Glasgow- Green

Sorry Iain - but I had to reply to Rangers!

31 Jan 2002, 21:51

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> Glasgow- Green

Dammit, mine was better. Don't ignore me!!

Sorry, i could've put green - everything's gone ... too late now!

31 Jan 2002, 21:52

Primitive Notion - Barney's Lyrics

31 Jan 2002, 21:54

Primitive Notion- Bizarre Love Triangle ;)

31 Jan 2002, 21:59

Bizarre Love Triangle - Patsy Kensit and Mr and Mrs Ally McCoist :lol:

31 Jan 2002, 21:59

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts Primitive Notion- Bizarre Love Triangle ;)

Fuck me!! I quit!! Good night, guys

31 Jan 2002, 22:02

patsy kensit - ugly men

31 Jan 2002, 22:03

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> Primitive Notion- Bizarre Love Triangle ;)

Fuck me!! I quit!! Good night, guys

Later dude;)

31 Jan 2002, 22:03

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> Primitive Notion- Bizarre Love Triangle ;)

Fuck me!! I quit!! Good night, guys

I lied!! My 200th posting. With how slow my responses have been no wonder I'm only at 200!!

31 Jan 2002, 22:04

Ugly men - Erasure!!!!!

31 Jan 2002, 22:05

Originally posted by Shug Ugly men - Erasure!!!!!

Erasure - Camp as a row of tents

31 Jan 2002, 22:07

Camp as a row of tents - Glastonbury

31 Jan 2002, 22:09

Glastonbury - New Order (i hope!)

31 Jan 2002, 22:11

New Order - Iconic band that hail from Manchester

31 Jan 2002, 22:15

iconic band that hail from manchester - oasis

31 Jan 2002, 22:16

Originally posted by Shug New Order - Iconic band that hail from Manchester

Iconic band that hail from Manchester- Stone Roses

31 Jan 2002, 22:17

Iconic - not gobshites Major :lol: (only kidding)

Oasis - Thieves like us

31 Jan 2002, 22:19

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts > Originally posted by Shug> New Order - Iconic band that hail from Manchester

Iconic band that hail from Manchester- Stone Roses

O.K., I really shouldn't be trying. Back to the books.

31 Jan 2002, 22:20

Thieves Like Us - John denver

31 Jan 2002, 22:22

John Denver - Leaving on a jet plane (no pun intended)

31 Jan 2002, 22:24

Iain - ye've gotta be quicker mate;)

31 Jan 2002, 22:26

John Denver to Monty Python (A Farewell to John Denver)

31 Jan 2002, 22:27

I can't think of one... its half 3 in the morning!... i'll leave this open to someone else...

31 Jan 2002, 22:27

Can't believe that Shug and Major are still up!

31 Jan 2002, 22:28

Monty Python - Parrots

31 Jan 2002, 22:29

Parrots- Jimmy Buffet (fans are Parrotheads)

31 Jan 2002, 22:29

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31 Jan 2002, 22:30

Originally posted by Green Can't believe that Shug and Major are still up!

I wanna win this game :lol: That Bastard won't go to bed - and I've got work in a few hours - but I'm not giving up!!!!!!

31 Jan 2002, 22:31

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Green> Can't believe that Shug and Major are still up!

I wanna win this game :lol: That Bastard won't go to bed - and I've got work in a few hours - but I'm not giving up!!!!!!

I'm a student, so nothing to do 2moro! :lol:

I will win shug!! let battle commence!!! :mad:

31 Jan 2002, 22:33

Jimmy Buffet - Haze(y)

31 Jan 2002, 22:35

Haze(y)-The Bangles (hazy shade of winter)

31 Jan 2002, 22:40

Can I just say that The Major has gone to bed :lol: So the UK champion is The Shugster :clap: :lol: :clap:

I'll be heading off in a bit - and let there be a new champion - All this power and fame is getting to my head :spit:

The Bangles - Tighten Up :lol:

31 Jan 2002, 22:42

Have a good one Shug...I need to get some more beer...Tighten Up eh....R.E.M. (did a cover on a flexi disc way back when)

31 Jan 2002, 22:44

Cheers Green Guy - I'll leave you lot to fight over the Intercontinental Title :lol: Catch everyone later this evening;)

1 Feb 2002, 07:04

i didn't go to bed... i was erm... just resting my eyes... yeah thats it, resting my eyes.

1 Feb 2002, 17:47

REM - sixteen glasses of wine and a punch for the trolly dolly :D

1 Feb 2002, 18:49

Trolley Dolly - Dale Winton :lol:

1 Feb 2002, 19:00

Dale winton-Leeds notwin e lad

1 Feb 2002, 19:12

same old robbie, always scoring :nod:

1 Feb 2002, 19:16

Charlie

1 Feb 2002, 19:18

Robbie Fowler - cocaine

1 Feb 2002, 19:19

Beat the master to it - did we Hanky :nonono: :lol:

Cocaine - Daniella Westbrook's nose;)

1 Feb 2002, 20:52

(off topic - ha!! - aside)

Hey - we'd better congratulate Liv on scoring this first for this message board - the fastest-growing thread of any we've yet seen: accumulating over 100 replies in less than 24 hours. (When I last looked here last night, there were only a dozen or so replies.) This must be a record!!

Well done Liv. :clap: :clap:

Now where are the drinks for everyone???!!!

:cool2:

1 Feb 2002, 21:01

no........ thats 7" and made of vinyl :D

1 Feb 2002, 21:37

Ho ho.....I just KNEW somebody would come up with that quip......kind of inevitable really....!!! :lol: :nonono:

:cool2:

2 Feb 2002, 12:06

what the heck happened here??????????????

3 Feb 2002, 17:31

I dunno, but I just waded through it and it was the biggest pile of shite I have seen since the City yesterday :(

3 Feb 2002, 20:25

Originally posted by Shug Beat the master to it - did we Hanky Cocaine - Daniella Westbrook's nose;)

Have no idea who Daniella Westbrook is, but in the spirit of cocaine addiction. . .

Daniella Westbrook's nose- The quarter- sized hole in Ike Turner's septum from snortin' a little too much

3 Feb 2002, 20:34

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts > Originally posted by Shug> Beat the master to it - did we Hanky > > Cocaine - Daniella Westbrook's nose;)

Have no idea who Daniella Westbrook is, but in the spirit of cocaine addiction. . .

Daniella Westbrook's nose- The quarter- sized hole in Ike Turner's septum from snortin' a little too much

(just to explain... Daniella Westbrook is a british TV soap actress, and due to her coke addiction she actually has no septum.....which is nice....)

Liv :angel:

4 Feb 2002, 06:51

I am soooooo lost...

imagine that???

4 Feb 2002, 10:27

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > Beat the master to it - did we Hanky > > > > Cocaine - Daniella Westbrook's nose;)>

Have no idea who Daniella Westbrook is, but in the spirit of cocaine addiction. . .

Daniella Westbrook's nose- The quarter- sized hole in Ike Turner's septum from snortin' a little too much

(just to explain... Daniella Westbrook is a british TV soap actress, and due to her coke addiction she actually has no septum.....which is nice....)

Liv :angel:

Dammit, Liv, you could give me a swelled head by actually talking to me. Usually Shug is the only one with low enough self respect and self esteem to talk to me. Does this mean that you do love me despite my tragic flaws? :love:

4 Feb 2002, 10:57

Originally posted by Grigory Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd I am soooooo lost...imagine that???

Jeff, we're just playing word association (like at your therapist's office, only we won't ask you about you wanting to have sex with your mom). So. . . What does the quarter size hole in Ike Turner's nose make you think of?

5 Feb 2002, 12:05

how did you know about my therapist...and he doesn't ask me about my mum...just my obsession with some band from England...he says it's unhealthy, I say he's just a frigging twit!!!!