SUBSIDENCE (The Very Worst of New Order)

Aye...Thanx fer yer explanation ShugZ lad....now...I'm lookin forward to seeing yer crazy pix splattered all over the message boards later this week- as Liv promised us with so much relish.... oh yes... every little bit of gory detail for our sick voyeristic pleasure will do just fine.....

Originally posted by The Duke of Portaloo (Cornwall) A DOZEN worst things about New Order? There isn't any need to do that as far as i'm concerned.... At this point I can say that the worst thing New Order have done isTHEY'VE NEVER EVER PLAYED A GIG IN CORNWALL, THE BASTARDS!!!What the feck is their problem?? Why do they always ignore us??The nearest they've been is Glastonbury! That's another universe away as far as us yokels are concerned...do they not regard us as the same species?? The unforgivable cheek of it all!!

So the Cornwall Coliseum, St Austell gig in 1984 was all a strange dream was it ? Good dream !

1. Gillians left the band
2. The side projects have been shelved permanantly
3. Releasing RUIAD instead of Special
4. Playing the same set list
5. Having their tracks "raped" by dodgy remixers
6. Not being enough live footage of concerts available
7. The distinct possibility that Grrready is their last album
8. The gap of single releases for Grrready
9. The stigma of Blue bloody Monday
10. I dont wanna think of any more ;)

Originally posted by Sloppy Giuseppe > Originally posted by The Duke of Portaloo (Cornwall)> A DOZEN worst things about New Order? There isn't any need to do that as far as i'm concerned.... > At this point I can say that the worst thing New Order have done is> > THEY'VE NEVER EVER PLAYED A GIG IN CORNWALL, THE BASTARDS!!!> > What the feck is their problem?? Why do they always ignore us??> The nearest they've been is Glastonbury! That's another universe away as far as us yokels are concerned...do they not regard us as the same species?? The unforgivable cheek of it all!!

So the Cornwall Coliseum, St Austell gig in 1984 was all a strange dream was it ? Good dream !

Well Sloppy, I didn't really become a New Order afficionado until 1986 so I must have been completely unaware of them having even played a gig on my own doorstep practically - at the time I was still listening to alot of local music (my parents play in many Cornish ensemble bands so I guess that's where most of my earlier musical upbringing came courtesy of....solo performers like Cewlrîs Èdrwns and Johann Largsson for example) New Order were probably the first "rock" band I owned records by, amazing though that may seem, then I got into stuff like The Orb and Aphex Twin (a fellow Cornishman of course!) in due course. But thanks for filling us in with that bit of info - seems you know almost everything there is to know about the band!!

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Well, it looks like I need to revise my list yet abloodygain....

1. Gillian's not in the band anymore
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3. Gillian's not in the band anymore
4. Gillian's not in the band anymore
5. Gillian's not in the band anymore
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10. Gillian's not in the band anymore
11. Gillian's not in the motherfucking band anymore
12. Release of "Here To Stay" almost certain to be fucked with by their record company yet again -costing New Order yet another much-needed big hit. (God, let's hope I'm proved completely wrong then!!)

The future suddenly doesn't look too bright. :(

WORLD IN MOTION

Ah yes.... good old World In Motion.... I'm suprised I keep forgetting that one, seeing as so many people constantly pipe in just to remind me....tut tut...I guess I'll have to change the batteries in my memory bank more regularly....

[fnarr fnarr]

12 things i hate about NO

1. Barney is a Red
2. Hooky dumps Mrs Merton
3. They shut the Hac
4. They have become everything they ever stood against
5. If ever i mention i like them' some git then goes on about BM being their only hit
6. They won't play CD:UK
7. They only know one set list
8. Tony Wilson - he gets my goat

err......thats it

But Gillian's now officially no longer with the band, Niel, surely you haven't forgotten that single devastating Fact? New Order without Gillian are now only three quarters of the band they once were - and that must qualify for "tragedy" status alone, surely?!! :( :(

In the words of a big fat austrian who can't act

She'll be back

Well, I hope so. I hope so. GOD I REALLY FUCKING HATE CLIFFHANGERS!!!