Gigs you've walked out of?

Originally posted by Geaux Hagen I left DJ Shadow and Cut Chemist's big 7" scratch fest a couple years ago. Worst gig in terms of disappointment would have to be the Charlatans in 2000 here in Seattle. Fell asleep at the back because they fucking SUCK now. Oasis wanna be's. They are dreadful. That North Country Boy nonsense made my head hurt. Woke up when everything went quiet and new from previous reports the best was yet to come...Sprotson Green! Maybe 3 good songs the whole night and none of them were written after 92. Burgess deserves to be chewed up and spit out of the horrendous Hollywood life he's chosen. His music sucks and he's more annoying than Morrissey which is a big feat.

Strange you say that, coz though I quite like them, when I saw them live I thought they were crap. Just nothing about them....Think I may have ended up outside getting wasted again I if I remember rightly....

I used to really enjoy the Charlatans. Up to our Hips was pretty good but after that, they lost the plot. I didn't even consider seeing them when they stopped by recently. I loved their show in NewOrleans right after UpToOURHips came out. They played tons of tracks i loved like: TheOnlyOneIKnow, Weirdo, SprotsonGreen, Patrol...Burgess came out in a super-tight superman t-shirt talking about eating taco's and rambling about a superman in a superland. he kept repeating "superman in a superland" over and over again. I will never buy another charlatans album. I don't like rock and roll.

Originally posted by I-D > Originally posted by LUIGI'S BIG BROTHER> After some heavy thinking i finally remembered the One gig i walked out: the Swans, somewhere in the eighties in the Amsterdam Paradiso...my god, not only was it terrible 'music', it was also so loud that it was unhealthy for one's eardrums!!:D> Walking out of New Order gigs? No fucking way, man!Not in a million years.If i miss the last train,well, then i miss the last train!

Unfortunatly the call of nature is mightier even than the call of NewOrder..

call of nature?? You mean delivering a baby or taking a piss?? As for the last one: the amount of sweat one loses during a New Order gig is so huge that it doesn't make sense to me to go for a piss! I just let go from where i standlol::lol. So i any of you remember a smelly new order fan up front...yep, that was me

Originally posted by Grigory Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd > Originally posted by LUIGI'S BIG BROTHER> After some heavy thinking i finally remembered the One gig i walked out: the Swans, somewhere in the eighties in the Amsterdam Paradiso...my god, not only was it terrible 'music', it was also so loud that it was unhealthy for one's eardrums!!:D> Walking out of New Order gigs? No fucking way, man!Not in a million years.If i miss the last train,well, then i miss the last train!

Yeah...the train will run again the next day, right Mario? Damn right youare!! Also, taken in consideration the train-delays, the last train usually ends up being the first of the nextday!Problem solved:D

I walked, err, IN to a gig once. We went to see the Fall at Cov Poly and stayed in the bar until the final song of the encore and made a grand entrance to Hit the North.

Left Inspiral Carpets before the encore to catch a train which we missed and ended up going back to see the last song of the encore.

At Glasto in 1990 walked back to my tent as Sinead O'Connor was playing but I could still here her warbling back on the hill. Though I did the same with many bands that year.

My Bloody Valentine on the 1992 Rollercoaster tour with Jesus And Mary Chain (also featuring Dinosaur Jr. and a pretty whacked Blur) - - I know this is terrible thing to say, being a huge fan and that, but, does anyone else here share my thoughts on how fucking TERRIFYING their encore of "You Made Me Realise" was back then? All FIFTEEN minutes of that fearsome middle chord. At truly Planet-shredding volume? I noticed loads of people like me were backing off after about eight minutes cos it was simply too much to take, love the song though we do, I certainly wasn't gonna risk being deaf for the rest of my life. Fuck me! But WHAT a band live!!

Another gig I walked out on was a support band - What Katy Did Next - who opened for The Beautiful South on their first ever tour in summer 1989 - this was in Newcastle Mayfair (i think) where I saw them. They were so fucking atrocious I legged it after four songs - so bad that I had to ask the door man to tell me when they came off so I could rejoin the punters. I believe they got a fair share of boos anyway, so I wasn't alone. Utter CRAP!. If memory serves me right, they supported Heato's mob for their NEXT tour as well, which goes to show what a bunch of vindictive cunts the B.S. were then, making their fans suffer such an appalling band TWICE.....

Oh - the last band I walked out on - was PLACEBO in 1998 - Fucking SHITE!. Me friend Adam and his girlfriend Cass took me to see em but I was fucking underwhelmed by the hype I scooted after the middle point of their dreadful set. Couldn't understand what all the fuss was about. I've hated Brian Molko even more ever since....

Originally posted by Hubert Mickle My Bloody Valentine on the 1992 Rollercoaster tour...I know this is terrible thing to say, being a huge fan and that, but, does anyone else here share my thoughts on how fucking TERRIFYING their encore of "You Made Me Realise" was back then?...I certainly wasn't gonna risk being deaf for the rest of my life. Fuck me! But WHAT a band live!!

Hubert, that is indeed a terrible thing to say. Shame on you. :no:

I always wear a pair of Mack's Pillow Soft ear plugs to concerts, so hell yes, I was crunched right up against the stage at the Empire Club in Cleveland and soaking it in as lesser beings crumbled and fell around me in piles of bodies. Kevin and crew...they made me realise...oh yes.

That'd be an easy call: Simple Minds. It must've been about 87 or so, just as they began their descent into mediocrity. Opened with Waterfront, which was nice, but then played a bunch of new songs that plodded along rather sluggishly. Found myself staring at the ceiling at times. The only concession to their early stuff was a perfunctory version of Love Song. By then, too little, too late.

The night wasn't a total loss though; Shriekback was quite entertaining as the opener, and as it was snowing quite heavily that night, I spent the night in Portland with a friend. ;)

I walked out of one of Melbourne's own bands, Violetine, chiefly because they were tosspots. Sounded not unlike someone shitting in my ear. BTW, Jarvo - weren't the Underground Lovers pitiful @ The Metro? I almost felt compelled to get onstage and apologise to all the tourists. As for the locals, well, you should have known better (myself included) than to turn up early. CTD

Originally posted by LUIGI'S BIG BROTHER After some heavy thinking i finally remembered the One gig i walked out: the Swans, somewhere in the eighties in the Amsterdam Paradiso...my god, not only was it terrible 'music', it was also so loud that it was unhealthy for one's eardrums!!:D

Ahh, must've been before they signed w/MCA and The Burning World. Never saw any of their gigs in the first few years, of which 99.7% of accounts from those years agree w/you about the unhealthiness of it all.

Don't like too much of their stuff, but New Mind is great: an evangelistic sermon ala Jimmy Swaggart about the mortal dangers of sex over a thumping sub-Sabbath riff/beat. All done tongue in cheek of course. At MAXIMUM volume.

The one time I caught 'em, they were using acoustic guitars and such, but still plenty loud indeed.

(Any stuff by) SWANS = ACE.

Nuff Said.

Originally posted by CandyTheDog I walked out of one of Melbourne's own bands, Violetine, chiefly because they were tosspots. Sounded not unlike someone shitting in my ear. BTW, Jarvo - weren't the Underground Lovers pitiful @ The Metro? I almost felt compelled to get onstage and apologise to all the tourists. As for the locals, well, you should have known better (myself included) than to turn up early.CTD

Can you describe the sound of someone shitting in your ear to us unfortunates who have yet to lose our ear-shitting virginity ?

Ned's Atomic Dustbin in 1992 at Leeds Uni - I was 16 then, and a few of me schoolmates at the time were into these big-panted fraggle bands (Wonder Stuff/Carter/EMF/Senseless Things) so they thought they'd ask me to go along with them so I could enjoy a mosh or two - turned out to be the biggest pile of crap I've ever witnessed - absolute shit, and all those skinny fucking stagedivers and their sweaty hairy armpits and manky legs everywhere - fuck me. I left after half an hour...I think I've not seen much of those mates since - musical differences, heh heh....

About 3 years ago The Fall were playing in my local club (LVC in Leiden). I like some of their stuff and because it was so close me and my brother went. LVC is a very small place (takes about 300 people) and it was about half full. To summarize : the concert was crap. MES was obviously very drunk and left the stage after about 3 songs; he came back 5 minutes later. At one point when he was going off again one of the band members was pulling him and there nearly was a fight. The crowd wasn’t too pleased (I remember Mark saying : ‘Piss Off?? You piss off!!’) and he was complaining about the sound in the middle of a song while he kept singing. After about 5 songs (we mostly got instrumentals) we decided to go to the bar in the back and have a few beers. Ten minutes later it was all over… So technically I didn’t walk out, but that was mainly due to the fact that it only lasted for half an hour :) Of course we had a good laugh afterwards and looking back this was my favourite worst concert.

Sounds like an average Fall gig these days to me !

I fell asleep/passed out in the Hacienda in one of the alcoves next to a speaker one night. Does that count? My mind also left my body during the Velvet Underground's set at Glasters in 1995 (?) thanks to some 60's throwback giving me a joint with what I now think was Opium in it. Bastard.

Jake

I fell asleep/passed out in the Hacienda in one of the alcoves next to a speaker one night. Does that count? My mind also left my body during the Velvet Underground's set at Glasters in 1995 (?) thanks to some 60's throwback giving me a joint with what I now think was Opium in it. Bastard.

Jake

I must say The Durutti Column next Monday has alot of potential for a walk-out or a sit down at the bar all evening type scenario.

Originally posted by ShugZV > Originally posted by Mickey Way> I walked, err, IN to a gig once. We went to see the Fall at Cov Poly and stayed in the bar until the final song of the encore and made a grand entrance to Hit the North.>

Fuckin classic mate

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