24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE on CHANNEL 4

Anyone who's not seen "24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE" yet...what planet have you been on? Premieres on Channel 4 next Wednesday 14 December!

I will be severely disappointed if anybody on here hasn't seen it, think we should eke out those reprobates and have them flogged.

Here's a snippet from the legal team:

THE LAW

Section 8.4 Subsection III.II

IF YOU LIKE NEW ORDER, YOU MUST WATCH 24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE

Al's begging for a flogging.

:\pimp3:

Hmmmm, i think he just wants for free what he usually pays for.

Gotta hand it to him for trying.

The name Missy Jem is not without its inherent dominatrixness (if there is such a thing).

:\pimp3:

depthcharge wrote: Gotta hand it to him for trying.

The name Missy Jem is not without its inherent dominatrixness (if there is such a thing).

:\pimp3:

Hey i like that! Yeah.

You are my bitch now!

How dare you! I don't wear Kappa anymore.

It's adidas all the way. My hairs still the same though.

Chavtastic!

Al Jarvis wrote:

depthcharge wrote: The name Missy Jem is not without its inherent dominatrixness (if there is such a thing).

Dominatrix? You think? The name 'Missy Jem' had me more in mind of. . .

Is she from Bolton too?

What's in the water up that way?

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what's this sombody else is using this. thought i invented the term 24hpp in my uni days. i think i will have to have a word with the producer of this movie.

Laying down the law ;)

Water? What's water?

We don't have water.

We drink meths ALL the time. Sometimes with tea.

Al Jarvis wrote:

depthcharge wrote: Is she from Bolton too?

What's in the water up that way?

Nah, the West Country. Though both accents still sound thick as pigshit. :evil:

Fighting talk...

Jem you're sick. Al you're wrong, people in those places don;t sound like they're in a supid BBC soap, therefor, not like pgshit.

And 24hpp is a badly funny film. BUT, some of my mates watched it, never cracked a smile and completely didn't get it (other's wet themselves as bad as I did at it). Maybe you have to be vaguely aware of the characters to trukly enjoy it, even if you aren't a believer.

I mean, my sister's BF, who HIDES HER NO CD's, was gasping for breath on the ground watching Rob givin tony the "I know what you are" thing.

I knew I was going to like it when the follwoing things happened in the first 10 mins....

1. John the postman got namechecked
2. Ian called Tony a cunt as his greeting.
3. Bernard's first line in the movie was him talking crap over the PA mid song.

Al Jarvis wrote:

depthcharge wrote: Is she from Bolton too?

What's in the water up that way?

Nah, the West Country. Though both accents still sound thick as pigshit. :evil:

Al Jarvis wrote:

depthcharge wrote: The name Missy Jem is not without its inherent dominatrixness (if there is such a thing).

Dominatrix? You think? The name 'Missy Jem' had me more in mind of. . .

reminded me more of a large black female rap artist....

Each to his own fantasy.

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Missy Jem wrote: Water? What's water?

We don't have water.

We drink meths ALL the time. Sometimes with tea.

From Bolton. Drinks meths. Wears Adidas ("A-dee-das" or "Ad-di-das"?).

Your sound pretty perfect to me Miss Missy Jem.

Barcaboy99 wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Water? What's water?

We don't have water.

We drink meths ALL the time. Sometimes with tea.

From Bolton. Drinks meths. Wears Adidas ("A-dee-das" or "Ad-di-das"?).

Your sound pretty perfect to me Miss Missy Jem.

OI, I seen her first :D

(of course you can be at her front door quicker than I can get to the airport, but I'm reckoning she'll hold out for quality)

Steve Campbell wrote:

Barcaboy99 wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Water? What's water?

We don't have water.

We drink meths ALL the time. Sometimes with tea.

From Bolton. Drinks meths. Wears Adidas ("A-dee-das" or "Ad-di-das"?).

Your sound pretty perfect to me Miss Missy Jem.

OI, I seen her first :D

(of course you can be at her front door quicker than I can get to the airport, but I'm reckoning she'll hold out for quality)

It all hangs on the Adidas question...

well if she really DOES do addisshite...you can fookin have her

You'd dump me for wearing sports gear? Wow.

I say to-may-to, you say to-mah-to Let's call the whole thing off!

Adidas Shmadidas. Sports gear sucks and should only be worn in the gym. Though i wish Bolton-ers would take note. Not a good look kids.

Missy Jem wrote: You'd dump me for wearing sports gear? Wow.

I say to-may-to, you say to-mah-to Let's call the whole thing off!

Adidas Shmadidas. Sports gear sucks and should only be worn in the gym. Though i wish Bolton-ers would take note. Not a good look kids.

hmm, you decry sports wear just after a certain someone says they wouldnt have you wearing it. co-incidence?

The day a woman changes her mind on something to impress ME, she wants the thing taking out and replacing with something from a kinder surprise for an upgrade.

Sports gear in gym=OK, that's what it's FOR. walking around in a fookin shellsuit (I know the name is gone, but the evil remains), when the only running you ever do is to get to the dole to sign on before it closes, is not OK.

hibster wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: You'd dump me for wearing sports gear? Wow.

I say to-may-to, you say to-mah-to Let's call the whole thing off!

Adidas Shmadidas. Sports gear sucks and should only be worn in the gym. Though i wish Bolton-ers would take note. Not a good look kids.

hmm, you decry sports wear just after a certain someone says they wouldnt have you wearing it. co-incidence?

Now hang on a minute hibster, i do have my own mind tha knows! (Not a very good one, granted, but nonetheless tis my own)

did I mention I'd SO not want such a wench anyway? I'll have you WITH your slightly maladjusted boltonized bonce or not at all thanks.

:D

You know where it's at!

Bolton :)