Well, the World Cup draw has been made and England, let's face it, are in the shite.
Paraguay, Sweden and Trinidad & Tobago in the first round group, and over-rated numpties like Beckham, Lampard and Gerrard flouncing around with all the skill found in poor Georgie Best's left toe nail does not bode well for our chances.
Thoughts will now be turning to which erstwhile pop chancer will receive the keys to the top ten with England's World Cup ditty. In 2002 it was Ant & Dec, in 1998 it was the Spice Girl's and Echo & the Bunnymen(?!!!)
Is it about time for the FA to do the right thing and give NO a call, and plead with them to drag Keith Allen out of the pub for another World Cup gem?
Answers please...