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going off topic slightly, but having seen MSH's avatar, i think i may be in love.

does having impure thoughts count as love?!

am going for a lie down in a darkened room - i may be sometime.

nice to know people got return letters from hooky and john peel. i never heard back from that bastard ricky schroeder when i wrote him a love letter in 1984 (i even sealed it with a lipstick kiss). i've never quite recovered from the disappointment.

supermonkeyman wrote: going off topic slightly, but having seen MSH's avatar, i think i may be in love.

does having impure thoughts count as love?!

am going for a lie down in a darkened room - i may be sometime.

Do NOT look at her website....that pic...not the best of her trust me. She's taken tho :(

So in conclusion...New order are not J-lo right?

supermonkeyman wrote: going off topic slightly, but having seen MSH's avatar, i think i may be in love.

does having impure thoughts count as love?!

am going for a lie down in a darkened room - i may be sometime.

So, you like rose pirate girls with flowers growing out of their blinkers? Are you feeling well today?

The one thing Hooky forgot to say on Lovelines was that someone will eventually come to look for you in a darkened room - and having your kit down getting rigorous with ones self is highly conducive to getting laughed at or scarring someone for life.

Or perhaps the man intended that.

He's probably found your gallery and is working out how to get his computer down to said darkenned room as we speak.

Incidentally...Hooky? lovelines? what?

i'd say I need a lie down myself but I'm only up :D

am currently using my (non-existent) knowledge of biophysics to create a full-scale, virtual reality replica of MSH using only the digital information from the avatar.

wish me luck......

Steve Campbell wrote: He's probably found your gallery and is working out how to get his computer down to said darkenned room as we speak.

Incidentally...Hooky? lovelines? what?

i'd say I need a lie down myself but I'm only up :D

I know the owner belongs here, but I've got to plug his site just a little because if you HAVEN'T heard this Lovelines thing, you've just got to.

(Sidenote, someone here did a comm1 tryout with 'ecstasy' and samples of that interlaced and the track was fantastic! - If I've remembered correctly.)

Scroll down to the Lovelines bits.

supermonkeyman wrote: am currently using my (non-existent) knowledge of biophysics to create a full-scale, virtual reality replica of MSH using only the digital information from the avatar.

wish me luck......

Torrent me a copy will ya?

(now I have to hope this thread dissppears not only before big and hairy gets a look at it, but Missy Jem too :D )

Hooky? Giving out romantic advice...wow. this I have to hear.

Hasn't anybody ever heard .... Q what do bassplayers use a contraceptive A. their personality

Sorta means there's proof he's an OK guy runnin round these fora :D

I'd feel used, but you guys will probably make my body perfect in areas I'd never considered so it's less exploitative. If you get a working copy, send it my way, too. I need a maid.

Hooky giving out romantic advice is about what you're expecting and it's choice laugh material. :D This ranks up with another interview I have of him and can mentally envision him raping the clueless journo with his eyes alone for asking such base questions.

"So, how do you feel about the death?"

*pause* *sense Hook glowering and about to just smack this guy* *more minutes of pause*

I mean, really. What kind of question is that? What school do you have to go to and learn that at so you can ask that at a sensitive time, Law School?

Steve Campbell wrote:

supermonkeyman wrote: am currently using my (non-existent) knowledge of biophysics to create a full-scale, virtual reality replica of MSH using only the digital information from the avatar.

wish me luck......

Torrent me a copy will ya?

(now I have to hope this thread dissppears not only before big and hairy gets a look at it, but Missy Jem too :D )

Hooky? Giving out romantic advice...wow. this I have to hear.

Hasn't anybody ever heard .... Q what do bassplayers use a contraceptive A. their personality

Sorta means there's proof he's an OK guy runnin round these fora :D

Jack_H wrote:

:D

msh wrote: I'd feel used, but you guys will probably make my body perfect in areas I'd never considered so it's less exploitative. If you get a working copy, send it my way, too. I need a maid.

Hooky giving out romantic advice is about what you're expecting and it's choice laugh material. :D This ranks up with another interview I have of him and can mentally envision him raping the clueless journo with his eyes alone for asking such base questions.

"So, how do you feel about the death?"

*pause* *sense Hook glowering and about to just smack this guy* *more minutes of pause*

I mean, really. What kind of question is that? What school do you have to go to and learn that at so you can ask that at a sensitive time, Law School?

Steve Campbell wrote:

supermonkeyman wrote: am currently using my (non-existent) knowledge of biophysics to create a full-scale, virtual reality replica of MSH using only the digital information from the avatar.

wish me luck......

Torrent me a copy will ya?

(now I have to hope this thread dissppears not only before big and hairy gets a look at it, but Missy Jem too :D )

Hooky? Giving out romantic advice...wow. this I have to hear.

Hasn't anybody ever heard .... Q what do bassplayers use a contraceptive A. their personality

Sorta means there's proof he's an OK guy runnin round these fora :D

that's how they ended up as "those awkward cnuts who don't do interviews" Cos of tards like that. I dislike Journos, and New Order's creeping contempt for them is a big plus point :D

Good Job I didn't tell the one about the guy in the jungle who keeps hearing the drums eh?

Jack_H wrote:

*whistles innocently*

Wha? :D

msh wrote:

Jack_H wrote:

*whistles innocently*

Wha? :D

Wee bugger's been gettin off too light for too long if you ask me....everyone else takes their abuse round here

AgentWood wrote: nice to know people got return letters from hooky and john peel. i never heard back from that bastard ricky schroeder when i wrote him a love letter in 1984 (i even sealed it with a lipstick kiss). i've never quite recovered from the disappointment.

Ol Ricky still owes me one, too, as well as Scott Baio!

I recovered though. There was always Robert Downey Jr. and River Pheonix who complied.

Steve Campbell wrote: Wee bugger's been gettin off too light for too long if you ask me....everyone else takes their abuse round here

Jack's a good guy, though. I have a feeling he'll manage out just fine with the rest of our lot.

*Mental note, owe Jack a drink or two when across pond*

hell yeah, several drinks, of course you'll have to wait a little while :D

I doubt Jack will ever need to buy a drink. Mad bugger has my eternal respect for even poking his head above the water in this place.

Jack...BTW...check her site mate...chicks like this will automatically like you your whole life man just for being the "son of god" :D (best do it when the GF's not looking tho, your jaw may drop and get you a beating)

EDIT BTW Melly, I may be pimping you, but at least i don't take a fee :)

I wish now I had something worthwhile to read on my site instead of a bunch of old knackering. I knew I should have completed that site overhaul last month.

I say Jack's got some serious balls for treading down among us guys. And I thank him doubly for not running away.

And now Steve's become NOOL's Pimp Extraordinaire.

Steve Campbell wrote: hell yeah, several drinks, of course you'll have to wait a little while :D

I doubt Jack will ever need to buy a drink. Mad bugger has my eternal respect for even poking his head above the water in this place.

Jack...BTW...check her site mate..

Who's site? msh's site?

Don't lissen to 'im Jack, I'm a toothless harpy.

(but yes, he meant my site. I don't know why he's pimping it so grandly, it needs more php work.)

Whatever you do, don't look at my pictures. They are causing strange notions in the minds of NOOL men. I fear for their sanity.

Right, I was a bit confused as to what Steve was talking about, you know what the Irish are like :D

How do I get to your site? Has someone put a link on here somewhere? Or do i just click that WWW thing that comes up whenever you post on here?

yup, just that www button.

I feel like I'm fuelling some sort of fire. You know, Steve, the way you've built me up, he's going to go in there expecting Christie Brinkley back in the day and getting Marge Simpson.

I have a little website thingy:

http://spaces.msn.com/members/bassspacedrevil695/

its not amazing, but it's pretty cool i guess. I'm gonna go and look at your website now. check out mine if you want

Jack_H wrote: Right, I was a bit confused as to what Steve was talking about, you know what the Irish are like :D

How do I get to your site? Has someone put a link on here somewhere? Or do i just click that WWW thing that comes up whenever you post on here?

yeah it's the feckin great WWW button!! (sigh) you know what these English are like.

I was thinking about 2 mins ago....I seriously hope Jack's got the old man's sense of humour or we're all dead. And I pop back here and...oh look....cheeky wee bollox. Ahhhhh his Father's son to be sure to be sure.

(did i just hear a mouse click followed by Jack's jaw smacking his keyboard?)

Jack_H wrote: I have a little website thingy:

http://spaces.msn.com/members/bassspacedrevil695/

its not amazing, but it's pretty cool i guess. I'm gonna go and look at your website now. check out mine if you want

Not amazin? have you SEEN slightlynarrow.co.uk ? it's a fookin black page with my gob on it :D (sort of started doing SOMEthing about that yestersday actually....but I'm into steam powered html editting so it's never gonna be as cool as yours) Suppose I better read it now, see what ballix yer talking :)

Steve Campbell wrote:

Jack_H wrote: I have a little website thingy:

http://spaces.msn.com/members/bassspacedrevil695/

its not amazing, but it's pretty cool i guess. I'm gonna go and look at your website now. check out mine if you want

Not amazin? have you SEEN slightlynarrow.co.uk ? it's a fookin black page with my gob on it :D (sort of started doing SOMEthing about that yestersday actually....but I'm into steam powered html editting so it's never gonna be as cool as yours) Suppose I better read it now, see what ballix yer talking :)

Jack's site wins, it's more informative than mine ever has been! Steve's wins because he's at least got music on his!

Me pimping resourceful HMTL editor/FTP prog

Feck...it... I'm going to have to do something about my site now.

Love that bass, Jack. *reads more*

Melly, you can code PHP with me anytime!

(None of that loser-ass ASP crap like some websites.)

If you'd post "Being Cute" as your avatar we'd all certainly be blinded by your radiance.

Haha, you sure I'm the one that talks bollocks??

Reading some of your past posts, I was under the impression it was you

The music's a secret tho Melly, it's not linked off the "main page". will be soon if I can leave this bleedin website long enough to do some stuff. Strictly a Quanta+ boy for editing. You just type away and when you get stuck it has all the tags there for you :)

Jack that bass gallery is PORN mate. that see-thru perspex job....hmmmmmmmm

what's with the hairy blue one but?

have you seen these.....

REALLY want one, disgracefully cheap too..grrrrr wish I was back at work.

MUST find you a pic of my mate's bass...you'll shit yerself.

Jack_H wrote: Haha, you sure I'm the one that talks bollocks??

Reading some of your past posts, I was under the impression it was you

bollox is in the eye of the beholder :D