The perfect no gift from your loved one this xmas!

Hiya you fookin nool nutbags.....

If your other half gave you the ultimate new order xmas present then what would that be?

For me i think it would be nice to get the band down to my house to sign every no artefact that i have collected over the years. I would then take all the band down to my local working mens club for a few pernod's and a few carlsberg exports (1.38 a pint!,cheapest in the country!) I would then get them back to ours and cook then some alphabetti spagetti and some toast.

What would be your perfect no gift?

P.s . this has probably been asked b4 so apologies!

Tickets to a gig, and backstage passes.

Steve's tank

the teleprompter that barney uses. I'd rather he make stuff up in songs like he used to.

A nosh off gillian wouldn't go a miss, i never really thought she was that fit, but, a nosh is a nosh!!!

an all expenses paid trip to see the guys in concert and ok maybe hanging out with Hooky

7 days with Barney! Failing that, to see the band live, abroad probs, and to meet them at an after show and have a good natter and get hammered!

One of Hooky's Clone Theories.

you readin that girls :D

Bonz....u reckon there will be anything left after 3 days?

Steve Campbell wrote: One of Hooky's Clone Theories.

you readin that girls :D

Bonz....u reckon there will be anything left after 3 days?

Of him or me or energy????:) I'll give it a good go. Marathon, type thing.

hey what's the harm in trying :D

LOL I thought of one...the ultimate New Order gift....see my sig :D

Steve Campbell wrote: hey what's the harm in trying :D

LOL I thought of one...the ultimate New Order gift....see my sig :D

You are so funny. The scary thing is, you're a nutter, but a fucking clever nutter!

it's been remarked before that I have one foot planted firmly on either side of the line that seperate's Genius and madness. My story is, it's just to cool me nuts :D (before current unpleasantness)

And YOUR excuse is?

Steve Campbell wrote: it's been remarked before that I have one foot planted firmly on either side of the line that seperate's Genius and madness. My story is, it's just to cool me nuts :D (before current unpleasantness)

And YOUR excuse is?

I was born to be this way:D (tried to e-mail you, not sure if it sent properly-let me know)

WAS about to give you a whole pile of blonde abuse for not being able to send an email. I mean you aren't stupid so u must be daft :D then after typing it....I closed the browser window.

So that's evens then.

i'll mail you....the it's just a matter of replying.

Steve Campbell wrote: WAS about to give you a whole pile of blonde abuse for not being able to send an email. I mean you aren't stupid so u must be daft :D then after typing it....I closed the browser window.

So that's evens then.

i'll mail you....the it's just a matter of replying.

Serves you right!

:stupid::mail4u:

And if not....and the words "outhouse excuse" pass between us...then so will the words "shitepil" and "tomorrow" (and possible "format" :D )

PS...up yer bum

I think I would be most (fantastically)happy with the "get passports fixed, get to UK, take a month's sabbatical to just haunt UK/Europe dates if possible" kind of deal.

I'm actually getting a fantastic gift from all my loved ones this Christmas. They are helping me to fill out my collection. Whether it be updating formats on some things, to backups I can play without skips, to weird knick-knack kind of things, they've all chipped in to give me a good old fashioned NO Christmas.

They are so tolerant of me. :P

1.money,so i can go to europe and watch N.O. play live ! 2.have a photograph of the band with me. 3.play the acoustic version of 1963(me doing the guitars) and barney on vocals!

Jed Stephens wrote: A nosh off gillian wouldn't go a miss, i never really thought she was that fit, but, a nosh is a nosh!!!

Two tickets for the cancer gig one for me and one for my mate shes not coming always spoils it(i have to behave normal instead of letting my hair down a bit more).

New Order to come to the pub with me and my mates for an all day session with hundreds of photo's to prove it. They have so much fun they invite me to tour with them for a whole year and pay me 10 grand a month!

seeing as its unlikely that the order will come to oz next year, i'd be happy enough if the Hookster came to town and did his djing thing. if someone could arrange this, that would be a nice prezzie.

An original release of the Saville Show Soundtrack would be enough to make me the happiest man in the world