does anyone know how to meet new order in private?
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charlie vo wrote: does anyone know how to meet new order in private? im only 13
yeh right. move to manchester and you may bump into Barney at Tescos.
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
charlie vo wrote: does anyone know how to meet new order in private? im only 13
yeh right. move to manchester and you may bump into Barney at Tescos.
I'd have thought Barney was more a Waitrose man.
charlie vo wrote: does anyone know how to meet new order in private? im only 13
Alright, who is it? Give yourself up, surely no kid is THIS persistent on the band. And if one is.. might a suggest a different hobby? Rollerblading, tennis, track and field? 
This is like your 50th thread on how to contact them. No one knows, stop making so many stupid threads. 
melly (msh) wrote:
charlie vo wrote: does anyone know how to meet new order in private? im only 13
If I fess up to it, will you give me the spanking I so richly deserve????
bwahahahahahaha
Welcome to the site Charlie! Probably the easiest is when Hooky does his DJ set.Watch out for one coming near you,though you may have to look older than your age.Give me the money,wait outside and I'll buy you some booze!
charlie vo wrote: does anyone know how to meet new order in private? im only 13
As far as I know,they don't do porn.. and your too young for those shops anyhow!
Best way to meet all of the band in private is to send a letter saying:
Dear Jim,
Please will you fix it for me to meet all the members of New Order in private.
Thanks alot
From Charlie (Aged 13)
Send it to:
Sir Jimmy Saville (no relation to Peter) BBC Television Centre Wood Lane London W12 7RJ UK
78681 wrote:
melly (msh) wrote:
charlie vo wrote: does anyone know how to meet new order in private? im only 13
If I fess up to it, will you give me the spanking I so richly deserve????
bwahahahahahaha
Do I get a choice of spanking implements?
melly (msh) wrote:
78681 wrote:
melly (msh) wrote:
charlie vo wrote: does anyone know how to meet new order in private? im only 13
If I fess up to it, will you give me the spanking I so richly deserve????
bwahahahahahaha
oh my...what's a boy to say??? 
charlie vo wrote: does anyone know how to meet new order in private? im only 13
i'm getting tired of the "i'm only 13" bit. who is this guy? anyone know?
If you want to meet Steve or Gillian...
Hang around the paddocks in Macclesfield and strike up a conversation with anyone called (just going to find out their names - be back soon) ... Grace or Mathilde.
Better wait about 5 or so years before you try this though. Doing some mental areithmatic I'd say they'd only be about ten years old max.
Also, you'll have to decide how you want to meet them. If you don't mind meeting them and then getting beaten up by them - this strategy is rock solid. If not, I have nothing to suggest.
I jest. 
