Oh Get Ready! How I have missed listening to thee!
Played it again the other day as a kind of "compare/contrast" exercise with their latest one and I have come to the conclusion that GR is better by some distance, as it doesn't have quite as embarrassing a middle bit as WFTSC where the whole album sags more than Anne Widdecombe's tits whilst riding the Pepsi Max Big One...
Here is my updated synopsis:
Crystal: Good tune but overrated, too much of that hooooo! and hayyyyyyyy! business prevents me from giving it more than 7 out of 10. Extended intro is very Dark Side Of The Moon though, so two points subtracted.
60 Miles An Hour: The original "Juggernaut" in my opinon. Not as good as the subsequent "Juggernaut" that adorned WFTSC though.... Bad choice for a single though. 5/10
Turn My Way: Billy Corgan is remarkably restrained on this one, I really thought I was going to hate it like I hate all the Smashing Pumpkins stuff. Should have been a single. 8/10
Vicious Streak: Okay but no classic. Nothing much else to add really. 6/10
Primitive Notion: Rrrrrrocktastic rifferama from Hooky. Great Steve drumming. Good Barney vocal. Can't hear Phil though. The best Joy Division song for years. 9/10
Slow Jam: Why do so many people hate this song? I can't get enough of this..........>
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..........okay, I was lying..... rather plodding and pedestrian.... good intro though. 5/10
Rock The Shack: Oh........dear.......... Mick 'n' Keef - as performed by Phil Cornwell and John Sessions perhaps? Sounds like a rotten shag to me. What were they thinking dragging that utter cock Gillespie into this? 2/10
Someone Like You: rubbish song, rubbish arrangements, trite lyrics. Oooh ooh ooh oooh my arse! 4/10
Close Range: a return to form after the previous couple of clunkers. Another great intro.... should have been a single. 8/10
Run Wild: cannot make up my mind about this one....on the one hand it's gagworthy sentimental hippy dross of the worst kind. I can almost picture them sitting cross legged on the grass around the campfire with their kaftans blowing gently in the wind. THAT is not how we want New Order to be! So on that reckoning it would barely muster a 2.
HOWEVER, on the other hand, it's such a radical departure from ANYTHING we have come to expect from New Order it's kind of like a shock to the system hearing them sound this chilled and mellow......so it's a brave move nonetheless, if not an entirely successful one......so, if only for the fact that it's by far the most unpredictable New Order song for years, it gets a 5/10.
So the final mark after dividing the total by the ten tracks is 6 out of 10. Which I think is a fairly accurate assessment all told.....
