our neglected friend stephen

i am starting this because i feel that it is not quite fair that bernard and peter get to have snappy nicknames, and stephen, who is equally bad-ass, does not. i think it is our job, as obsessive weirdos with not much better to do, to finally grant stephen a good, catchy nickname. i welcome everyone to write in with their suggestions, no matter how abominably stupid they may seem to you, and to everyone else. i suggest that, due to his skills as a programmer/drummer, and his stated wish to be a drum machine, stephen be referred to from this point on as "The Stevomatic." example of usage: "hey, look! its The Stevomatic, walking out of an adult movie theatre with blood all over his clothing!"

and furthermore, i think that ian curtis should be referred to in the future as "Mr. Googly Eyes."

"The Stephen does not exist. The Stephen must be built!"

How about Steve? ;)

That's why I admire/respect Stephen Morris. Having no nickname gives him an edge compared to the rest of the group. Well that's how I see it anyway............

Originally posted by John Sweeney That's why I admire/respect Stephen Morris.Having no nickname gives him an edge compared to the rest of the group.Well that's how I see it anyway............

Yer a strange man Sinbad !! :)

Rejected nicknames from Stephen's past:

The Stevinator

Stevie Wonder

Mr. Bojangles

The King of All Media

Skinny Morris

Stefanie

Mr. S (a misguided homage to Mr. T)

As you can see, he's had some pretty bad choices in the past, so "Steve" or even "Stevie" will suffice

what about gillian? or can we give the pair a collective nick name?

Cap'n Longchin