Can I be REAL with you guys? — Forum Archive

14 Mar 2006, 09:46

I think you all are fine fine gentlemen and women. I think you all have great taste in music and you all are probably highly intelligent, and i'm guessing British. It seems, however, that some of you are quick to critize everything I say. I try to post a fun playful topic called "The REAL best of New Order" and some posters are like "well that's arrogant of you to do that!". Guys, we're on a New Order message board, how arrogant can anything be on here? It's all just good fun, and everyone supposed to discuss the band that they love. Do you know what I mean? I'm a human being, and whether it be at home, social life, workplace, or in an online community, I want to be respected with open arms, nahmean? If some of you all could maybe just back off a little, I would appreciate it, because sometimes we all can be sensitive, to a degree.

MLANH- real name "J"

14 Mar 2006, 09:48

you call me British again and I'll smack you upside the head with a catfish!!!

:nono:

14 Mar 2006, 10:01

A true Southerner! :abovelol:

14 Mar 2006, 10:10

14 Mar 2006, 10:17

MLANH- "My Life Ain't No Holiday" wrote: guessing British.

not about nationality internet. is. international. Hopefully everybody gets to travel some. That any of this is an issue..

14 Mar 2006, 10:41

Generic wrote: you call me British again and I'll smack you upside the head with a catfish!!!

What's wrong wiv being British? :cry:

14 Mar 2006, 10:52

Nicky wrote:

Generic wrote: you call me British again and I'll smack you upside the head with a catfish!!!

What's wrong wiv being British?

absolutely nothing wrong with beng a Brit...but I don't want to be called a Brit...since I ain't one...

14 Mar 2006, 11:17

Everything you say? But you've only got six posts! Wait till you get to three hundred and venture on to the footie threads! People will be calling you "premiershit spastic" before you know it!

Thick skin helps here Jeff!

14 Mar 2006, 11:53

Steve Lea wrote: Everything you say? But you've only got six posts! Wait till you get to three hundred and venture on to the footie threads! People will be calling you "premiershit spastic" before you know it!

Premiership spastic! :laugh: :evil4:

14 Mar 2006, 12:08

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Lea wrote: Everything you say? But you've only got six posts! Wait till you get to three hundred and venture on to the footie threads! People will be calling you "premiershit spastic" before you know it!

Premiership spastic!

That's the sort of genuine heartfelt hospitality we all come here for... :) It's all just a bit of fun, innit? Unless you're rude about Tesco and then :violent: - you get Binoched... Keep it real, J... :)

Snorri xxx

14 Mar 2006, 12:23

Snorrimon wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Lea wrote: Everything you say? But you've only got six posts! Wait till you get to three hundred and venture on to the footie threads! People will be calling you "premiershit spastic" before you know it!

Premiership spastic!

That's the sort of genuine heartfelt hospitality we all come here for... :) It's all just a bit of fun, innit? Unless you're rude about Tesco and then - you get Binoched... Keep it real, J... :)

Snorri xxx

Yeh, Tesco is a bit too much of a sensitive subject around here. Especially seein as Asda is far superior :uhoh:

14 Mar 2006, 13:32

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Lea wrote: calling you "premiershit spastic" before you know it!

Premiership spastic

premier-s-h-t plaztics com-mon- :banghead: --maybe the cool-est smilie out there.

friends, family, football can be worth fight. anything New Order related speaks for itself. a thought that never changes remains a stupid lie. yours to decide what to do. all about choice.

14 Mar 2006, 13:46

15 Mar 2006, 00:50

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Lea wrote: Everything you say? But you've only got six posts! Wait till you get to three hundred and venture on to the footie threads! People will be calling you "premiershit spastic" before you know it!

Premiership spastic!

No, there was a clear asterisk on the last letter - open to interpretation but given the general tone I went with the 't'! Whatever...! You're a nice guy really Al, somebody told me...

15 Mar 2006, 00:54

sensitive new age ronbo here,and willing to back off, then again.

15 Mar 2006, 04:42

MLANH- "My Life Ain't No Holiday" wrote: I think you all are fine fine gentlemen and women. I think you all have great taste in music and you all are probably highly intelligent, and i'm guessing British. It seems, however, that some of you are quick to critize everything I say. I try to post a fun playful topic called "The REAL best of New Order" and some posters are like "well that's arrogant of you to do that!". Guys, we're on a New Order message board, how arrogant can anything be on here? It's all just good fun, and everyone supposed to discuss the band that they love. Do you know what I mean? I'm a human being, and whether it be at home, social life, workplace, or in an online community, I want to be respected with open arms, nahmean? If some of you all could maybe just back off a little, I would appreciate it, because sometimes we all can be sensitive, to a degree.

MLANH- real name "J"

Lets cut the lad some slack and keep it REAL. Coolio! Fandabba Dozzie. Us Brits can take our yank counterparts far too seriously. They do have a sense of humour, they know sarcasm and irony and some of them are even half human!

15 Mar 2006, 08:34

I agree - except for the irony and sarcasm part. As much as I adore our American cousins ( and I do ) they ( or to be perhaps more correct ) some Americans just do not get irony and sarcasm - don't know why - it just is one of those things.

And can I say well done to the boys for progressing to the FA cup quarter final last night - O'Leary on his way out in a week hahaha.

Blue Moon

15 Mar 2006, 08:54

MLANH- "My Life Ain't No Holiday" wrote: I think you all are fine fine gentlemen and women. I think you all have great taste in music and you all are probably highly intelligent, and i'm guessing British. It seems, however, that some of you are quick to critize everything I say. I try to post a fun playful topic called "The REAL best of New Order" and some posters are like "well that's arrogant of you to do that!". Guys, we're on a New Order message board, how arrogant can anything be on here? It's all just good fun, and everyone supposed to discuss the band that they love. Do you know what I mean? I'm a human being, and whether it be at home, social life, workplace, or in an online community, I want to be respected with open arms, nahmean? If some of you all could maybe just back off a little, I would appreciate it, because sometimes we all can be sensitive, to a degree.

MLANH- real name "J"

If anyone annoys you, just tell them to fuck off.....adding the words YOU CUNT to the end of that usually gets the message across. Don't worry about offending them if they've offended you first ;)

15 Mar 2006, 10:43

Shug wrote:

MLANH- "My Life Ain't No Holiday" wrote: I think you all are fine fine gentlemen and women. I think you all have great taste in music and you all are probably highly intelligent, and i'm guessing British. It seems, however, that some of you are quick to critize everything I say. I try to post a fun playful topic called "The REAL best of New Order" and some posters are like "well that's arrogant of you to do that!". Guys, we're on a New Order message board, how arrogant can anything be on here? It's all just good fun, and everyone supposed to discuss the band that they love. Do you know what I mean? I'm a human being, and whether it be at home, social life, workplace, or in an online community, I want to be respected with open arms, nahmean? If some of you all could maybe just back off a little, I would appreciate it, because sometimes we all can be sensitive, to a degree.

MLANH- real name "J"

If anyone annoys you, just tell them to fuck off.....adding the words YOU CUNT to the end of that usually gets the message across. Don't worry about offending them if they've offended you first ;)

FUCK OFF!!! YOU CUNT!!!

Wow, I feel better already!!!

15 Mar 2006, 11:12

Generic wrote:

Shug wrote: Don't worry about offending them if they've offended you first ;)

FUCK OFF!!! YOU CUNT!!!Wow, I feel better already!!!

:\pimp3:

15 Mar 2006, 11:35

Hey nobody told me there were British people here...

15 Mar 2006, 11:44

Can YOU stop using CAPITALS mid sentance.It is NOT the BRITISH way. :laugh:

15 Mar 2006, 23:01

Whatever. :nono: :scratch: :thumbdown:

13 Oct 2006, 06:06

totally agree witn you not that any1 has doen anything 2 me on here! did feel a lil lost on here but just beginning 2 finally make some friends! :love2: :love2: :love2:

13 Oct 2006, 06:16

Excellent advice from the shugster,as usual. :laugh:

13 Oct 2006, 07:10

Can I remain unreal?

13 Oct 2006, 07:20

Wouldn't have it any other way!

I shall stay surreal, however.

13 Oct 2006, 07:32

oldmonkey wrote: Wouldn't have it any other way!

I shall stay surreal, however.

Damn, you beat me to it.

Anyone care for a Viking Blood Eagle?

13 Oct 2006, 07:39

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Anyone care for a Viking Blood Eagle?

No thanks, I've just eaten 10.

EDIT: :uhoh: er, i mean I've just done the Viking Blood Eagle to 10 people.

Yes that's right.

13 Oct 2006, 07:50

I hereby nominate the Viking "Blood Eagle" as the official dance of choice for members of FAC 383. So named after the warring act whereby Vikings axed a fella in the back several times, breaking the posterior ribs, then pulling the sad bastard's lungs out through his back and letting them flap around for a while as the dying guy breathed his last. The dance has no formal steps, just a lot of violent pogoing and moshing around, with the occasional attempt to actually dance thrown in for comic effect. Named the Blood Eagle after the disconcerting sensation of having something very large and heavy (e.g., Al Jarvis) come down violently upon your back during a show.