Bernard´s girlfriend

I was reading some previous posts and Maya mentioned something about Sarah being fat...so I got curious...Does anyone have a picture of her? I would like to see it:o

Why do you care?

I am just curious...

Mrs.Disco wrote: I was reading some previous posts and Maya mentioned something about Sarah being fat...so I got curious...Does anyone have a picture of her? I would like to see it:o

I am fat

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote: Mrs.Disco, is your sole aim in life to fcuk Barney senseless or simply ogle as many pictures of him half naked as you can?

Every post I read from you has the same bubbling undertones... you should go to a gig and throw yourself on the mercy of Sarge.

Then Bernard, if you still have the energy.

Mrs.Disco wrote: I am just curious...

if his wife is fat... then maybe Bernard might be willing to do Mrs. Disco because Mrs. Disco might be an upgrade or maybe this is shows that Bernard has to settle for less than super models with teeth so then again Mrs. Disco might be in his playing field... she is just curious of her chances, quite human, kinda stalkerish thou

well, I know who is fat.. :bag:

(sorry) (do I have to hand in my barney's angels badge now?)

I am fat

So what?

Mrs.Disco, is your sole aim in life to fuck Barney senseless or simply ogle as many pictures of him half naked as you can?

Both :D

Every post I read from you has the same bubbling undertones...

Not really I post this one as well:

New Order triumph -Ivor Novello Awards

What the hell I have a crush on Bernard since I was 15 what can I do ...

Back to the subject who has the picture?

Maya?

You all forget the infamous Smash Hits episode of the late eighties. They were on tour in the States with the now-defunct pop mag and took a while to surface the morning after a gig. Barney was last to appear and was snapped leaving a lassie's hotel room nearby. He commanded the lensman not to publish the pics but word got out and his then-wife filed for divorce. Apparently they'd all been at it up to their nuts for quite a while, Hooky and Barney vying with each other to see who could poke the most women on tour.

It was very astute, Gillian joining the band as then she could make sure Steve wasn't splicing the mainbrace with any willing sort on the road!

Chemical wrote: You all forget the infamous Smash Hits episode of the late eighties. They were on tour in the States with the now-defunct pop mag and took a while to surface the morning after a gig. Barney was last to appear and was snapped leaving a lassie's hotel room nearby. He commanded the lensman not to publish the pics but word got out and his then-wife filed for divorce. Apparently they'd all been at it up to their nuts for quite a while, Hooky and Barney vying with each other to see who could poke the most women on tour.

that would have to be this pic:

Mrs.Disco wrote: Back to the subject who has the picture?

Maya?

Isn't Mr.Disco doing his homework these days?

Mari wrote: well, I know who is fat.. :bag:

(sorry) (do I have to hand in my barney's angels badge now?)

Elton John?

There used to be a pic of Bernard's partner on Rowetta's webpage. Probably still there somewhere.

I tried to find Rowetta's webpage but where is it? Help!

Mrs.Disco wrote: Back to the subject who has the picture?

Maya?

Leave my name out of this!!

Leave my name out of this!!

But you are a Bernard Sumner expert,aren´t you??

Besides you saw the picture...How is she??

Quite frankly, who cares?

Aren't the members of New Order entitled to their private lives???

Mrs.Disco wrote:

Leave my name out of this!!

But you are a Bernard Sumner expert,aren´t you??

Besides you saw the picture...How is she??

fook off. his private life in none of your concern.

That would have to be this pic:

That's the kiddie! Like I said, it was some of the damning proof needed by wifey back home to go down to the solicitor's office. It's as old as the hills and is known as 'tour rules' i.e whatever happens on the road, stays on the road and no-one back home - especially partners - gets to know.

Even the most dedicated family or long-married man would be sorely tempted by the myriad chances of being paid for performing and then the prospect of drunkeness and anonymous sex with willing people. Touring might be boring insomuch as it involves constant travel, horrid hotel rooms, putting up with obsequious gits you don't like etc but it also means getting your genitalia exercised by total strangers who think you're God himself and there's always money to be made by doing something you love too.

I should hasten to add that, even in over twenty years as a muso, I've never been on tour!

Never mind I found...Thanks AL

NOOLigan wrote:

Mrs.Disco wrote:

Leave my name out of this!!

But you are a Bernard Sumner expert,aren´t you??

Besides you saw the picture...How is she??

fook off. his private life in none of your concern.

bit harsh there, Ronno??

Plain Lazy wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Mrs.Disco wrote:

Leave my name out of this!!

But you are a Bernard Sumner expert,aren´t you??

Besides you saw the picture...How is she??

fook off. his private life in none of your concern.

bit harsh there, Ronno??

not really.

NOOLigan wrote:

Plain Lazy wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Mrs.Disco wrote:

Leave my name out of this!!

But you are a Bernard Sumner expert,aren´t you??

Besides you saw the picture...How is she??

fook off. his private life in none of your concern.

bit harsh there, Ronno??

not really.

I'm with Ron

No, that's not the way to talk to a girl

No, that's not the way to talk to a girl

Thanks Maya...

Personally I think we should stay away from a load of speculation about their private lives. We don't want the band asking for the site to be closed or threads removed now, do we?

I am sorry if I cause any trouble it was not my intention... :(

Al Jarvis wrote:

oldmonkey wrote: Personally I think we should stay away from a load of speculation about their private lives. We don't want the band asking for the site to be closed or threads removed now, do we?

Surely they're outside of their rights to do this anyways?!

Someone's asked what Bernard's bird looks like. It's a strange request, granted, but she's not that difficult to find on the net anyways. Think most people know what she looks like probably.

EDIT: Just read Ricardo's comment. That sort of thing perhaps gets its just desserts but someone just asking in the first instance, surely doesn't?

I was thinking about the infamous Smash Hits article and the trouble it caused both for Bernard at the time and when it was brought up on here before. The original question was nowt wrong, but some of the territory the thread threatened to veer towards could be! Can't please everyone though!

I don't really care what she looks like - but I just assumed she was the woman sitting next to him at the awards nights like Hall of fame and stuff.

Whoever she is and whatever she looks like, you cant expect a supermodel, young, firm and athletic, she'd be about 50 and also a mum I suspect. So cut her a bit of slack, i reckon. Anyone OK with Bernard is OK with me . If she's his partner then we should be happy he's happy and that should be that.

Plain Lazy wrote: No, that's not the way to talk to a girl

Depends on a lot of things. Is that the right way to talk to a man?

This girl is a lady so we shall cover her with roses

oldmonkey wrote: Personally I think we should stay away from a load of speculation about their private lives. We don't want the band asking for the site to be closed or threads removed now, do we?

Where has it been? Where has it been? Where has it been? Where has it been?

Pat McCrotch wrote: does anyone know if Bernard has a budgie???

dunno. ask jem.

Nick King wrote: Quite frankly, who cares?

Aren't the members of New Order entitled to their private lives???

almansoglasnost wrote: you can find the picture here, it was not that hard!

http://rowetta.fotopic.net/p2483136.html

btw, i´m a lot fatter than this lady! it depends what you consider fat, really. i´m not into the anoxeric type, if you know what i mean. so Mrs. Sumner seems pretty normal to me, and she does have a pretty face too!

besides, at the end of the day it doesn´t matter what we think, does it?

She is quite pretty, goddamn I'm jealous of this man

Well that woman is not in the r & r vid, so it confirms that it is most definetly a myth.

This girl is a lady so we shall cover her with roses

Thanks Julio :)

you can find the picture here, it was not that hard!

I saw that yesterday(Al Jarvis mentioned Rowetta´s site so I checked that out)...but thanks anyway:D

Let me just explain something because I think some people are REALLY misunderstanding things

I DONT care how she looks...I was just **curious** because I read in a previous thread about it...I DONT have any opinion about her or whoever Bernard´s is with...

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote: Mrs.Disco, is your sole aim in life to fcuk Barney senseless or simply ogle as many pictures of him half naked as you can?

Every post I read from you has the same bubbling undertones... you should go to a gig and throw yourself on the mercy of Sarge.

Then Bernard, if you still have the energy.

At a NO gig, I would most definetly have to glue myself to the ground for similar reasons to Ms. Disco (probably less vulagr...). And since I'm only 13 you can't just tell a little girl to go away- that's MEAN. lmao. actually i'd just make him talk to me for hours on end. :|

You are just 13 Nicky?

Mrs.Disco wrote:

I am fat

So what?

I am going to the gym everyday and on a diet

Mrs.Disco wrote: You are just 13 Nicky?

Sheds on a Plane wrote:

almansoglasnost wrote: you can find the picture here, it was not that hard!

http://rowetta.fotopic.net/p2483136.html

btw, i´m a lot fatter than this lady! it depends what you consider fat, really. i´m not into the anoxeric type, if you know what i mean. so Mrs. Sumner seems pretty normal to me, and she does have a pretty face too!

besides, at the end of the day it doesn´t matter what we think, does it?

She is quite pretty, goddamn I'm jealous of this man

woah...

Me mate Iain was dancing with Mrs barney at the Apollo, down in front of the speakers. Didn;t know who she was, and was wondering why Hooky kept winking at her and stuff. Was only when Hooky dedicated the song to her that he worked out who she was. He said she was quite pretty and very pleasant.

Doctor? wrote: Me mate Iain was dancing with Mrs barney at the Apollo, down in front of the speakers. Didn;t know who she was, and was wondering why Hooky kept winking at her and stuff. Was only when Hooky dedicated the song to her that he worked out who she was. He said she was quite pretty and very pleasant.

My doctor always says : "As you get older you must wear glasses!"

she's very pretty for a 50 year old woman!

Nicky wrote:

mike powell wrote: well this topics been on ere before and it was removed ,mainly because of some of the remarks made about mrs sumner. oh fuck it ive said it before and ill say it again ...

:( that was harsh.

Actually, very rude.

she's very pretty for a 50 year old woman!

I don´t think she is 50... she seems to be much younger ...