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Why is mcdonalds still counting? How insecure is this company? 40 billion 40 gazillion is anyone really impressed anymore? Oh! 80 million sold...ok I'll have one, I'm satisfied. Who cares?!ce I would like to meet the chair of the board of advisors and tell him,
"We all get it ok? you sold a lot of hamburgers whatever the number is just put a sign that says McDonalds were doing very well"
Were tired of hearing of every goddamn one of them!
Now come on, you don't expect anything relevant on JD/NO from someone called Paul Morley now, do you ?
Can anyone please explain what a "Consolidated Edison" is?
And while we are at it, Zizou, you should be training or resting or something, lately your performance has been poor to say the least and there are only seven matches to go.
Originally posted by Huber Can anyone please explain what a "Consolidated Edison" is?And while we are at it, Zizou, you should be training or resting or something, lately your performance has been poor to say the least and there are only seven matches to go.
Scored one of the many past the hapless Scots last night though. Shame our 'C' team couldnt hold out against those tight shirted Italians last night though...that Italian kit has to go down as one of the crappest campest kits I've ever seen
Those Kappa shirts should be compulsary for our away contingent, the hilarity would solve hooliganism in an instant. Does my belly look big in this?
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© Those Kappa shirts should be compulsary for our away contingent, the hilarity would solve hooliganism in an instant. Does my belly look big in this?
Trust me mate, it won't do. My home town, Real Zaragoza, has been wearing this kit for the whole campaign and the hooligans have shown absolutely no inhibitions at wearing it. In fact they had a player so fat he looked like a hooligan wearing the shirt. No need to say, they are about to be relegated.
Ah McDonalds.....causing heart attacks with their uncooked raw albatross meat since the 1950's! Something to be proud of.
PS was watching a program about Ernest Shackleton, the artic explorer, on PBS a few nights back. They talked about an albatross flying alongside them as they made their way off Antartica, and all I could think was John Cleese in a dress shouting "Albatross!" at the top of his lungs
Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Huber> Can anyone please explain what a "Consolidated Edison" is?> > And while we are at it, Zizou, you should be training or resting or something, lately your performance has been poor to say the least and there are only seven matches to go.
Scored one of the many past the hapless Scots last night though. Shame our 'C' team couldnt hold out against those tight shirted Italians last night though...that Italian kit has to go down as one of the crappest campest kits I've ever seen
Did ye have to mention the Scotland game twatface?
Your "C" team
Ye's were absolute shite Sebsy - Scotland woulda put 5 past em
With a strike force of Dougie Freedman and Stevie Crawford - I'm sure defenses the world over are shiting it
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© Those Kappa shirts should be compulsary for our away contingent, the hilarity would solve hooliganism in an instant. Does my belly look big in this?
Well put Hank! Can't say fairer my self!
Originally posted by Huber Can anyone please explain what a "Consolidated Edison" is?And while we are at it, Zizou, you should be training or resting or something, lately your performance has been poor to say the least and there are only seven matches to go.
The Consolidated Edison case was one of the most famous in US criminal history, and went a long way to establishing the idea of Profiling offenders by the FBI. The Consolidated Edison company were being terrorised by a bomber, who seemed to have a grudge against them - turned out eventually that it was a former employee who had been sacked. Hence the reference here following the anti-McDonalds tirade from the aging hack !
Originally posted by Paul Morley Why is mcdonalds still counting? How insecure is this company? 40 billion 40 gazillion is anyone really impressed anymore? Oh! 80 million sold...ok I'll have one, I'm satisfied. Who cares?!ce I would like to meet the chair of the board of advisors and tell him,"We all get it ok? you sold a lot of hamburgers whatever the number is just put a sign that says McDonalds were doing very well" Were tired of hearing of every goddamn one of them!
I think it just has something to do with Mickey D's saying, hey look you ignorant piece of shit...no matter what type of crap we put on our menu, you dipshits still come into our frigging "restaurant" (and I use the term loosely), and continue to order this rubbish...and will keep on doing it, until the end of time...
but then again, I could be wrong.
In case anyone is struggling with my 'does my belly look big in this?' gag. The reference point is an ongoing sketch from T.V.'s 'The Fast Show' in which a female character constantly enquires "Does my bum look big in this?" :D
Thanks Shuglet! This week I has mostly been refraining from Big Macs but mmmm... so very tempting! ;)
Originally posted by Paul Morley Why is mcdonalds still counting? How insecure is this company? 40 billion 40 gazillion is anyone really impressed anymore? Oh! 80 million sold...ok I'll have one, I'm satisfied. Who cares?!ce I would like to meet the chair of the board of advisors and tell him,"We all get it ok? you sold a lot of hamburgers whatever the number is just put a sign that says McDonalds were doing very well" Were tired of hearing of every goddamn one of them!
You got that from Jerry Seinfeld.
Thank you for the effort.
Originally posted by dave hibell eating a mcdonalds hamburger is like making love to a beatiful woman...
That unpleasant is it, Dave?? :D
