i'm baaaaaaack!

Hey everyone!

What've i missed then?

Originally posted by Major Tarantino Hey everyone! What've i missed then?

Missed you loads babes, late nights have been really dull with no Stevie or Shug about! Glad you are back sweetness..

Liv

Thanks Liv,

Sorry for puking all over your bathroom by the way. :\puke:

Originally posted by Major Tarantino Hey everyone! What've i missed then?

Oooooh, if only you knew, I don't, cos I wasn't on for a while either, but claws were out!

Good to have yer sense of humour back on line. :D

Last message I saw of yours was, you were leaving the job, did you cause a riot?

No, there wasn't a riot. I left quietly. Naked, yes... but quietly. Shhh.

Hey Stevie boy, good ta see ya back!!

Enjoyed that Sat nite with everyone and chatting to yer!

I've been wreaking havoc on the forum again.....in case you haven't noticed. But it's still early days yet (Shuggy doesn't know yet what's going to hit him....!!! )

How did yer music project go? Come up with any good tunes?? :)

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! Hey Stevie boy, good ta see ya back!! Enjoyed that Sat nite with everyone and chatting to yer!I've been wreaking havoc on the forum again.....in case you haven't noticed. But it's still early days yet (Shuggy doesn't know yet what's going to hit him....!!! )How did yer music project go? Come up with any good tunes?? :)

Alright matey,

Music project went well, recorded a few tunes. Could do with a talented percussionist... know any?

Aww Steve, NOW you ask me! Last night I did our opening gig of the new album tour with Gold Blade at Ashton under Lyne (nr Manchester) and MY WHOLE FOOKING KIT SYSTEMATICALLY FELL TO PIECES BIT BY BIT DURING THE WHOLE SET!!!

First I broke two drumsticks, then a cymbal flew off, then the stand collapsed, then a floor tom (already supported on fooking MILK BOTTLE CRATES as it is) collapsed, followed by the bastard tambourine disintegrating in my hands as all the jingly disc bits broke loose and scattered everywhere....then the mikes started breaking loose from their moorings...etc etc..... fooking hell, what a shite performance that was!!!! I was SO pissed off!!! If it happens again I'm quitting the band, then you may not see me in Sheffield Uni come 23rd May!!!!

And as if that wasn't bad enough, the band that played before us were full-on speedthrashmetal, you know the sort of thing that goes (impersonates demented double-bass drum assault):

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.....and you wanna know something? Their bloody drummer's entire kit stayed upright AND in one piece, despite the fooking unbelievable super-fast bludgeoning he was meting out to it the whole set!!!. Bastard!!! It's just not fair!!!!

Hello Petal, thanks for keeping me awake on the very long journey back from Manc. Due to my new role as your Taxi Driver I changed my profile pic...

Oh look who's back - it's Major Wonderboy!! :D

What you been gettin up to since you last blessed us with your witty presence, dear fella??? :)

I've been in sunny sheffield having wisdom teeth removed... its been so much fun.