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New Order show Bournemouth
NEW ORDER on at 9. 30
8.30 Gabrielles Wish
9pm Mona Soyac, one woman "exotic" Parisien, and long term pal of Band and promoter.
"Ticketmaster" should be linked to the web site as you can now buy direct from them for this show too as well as ticketline and the others..
Coaches and cheap cheap tickets @£30 a ticket and £20 a coach available from "Wise Moves" 26 Lockett Gardens Trinty Salford manchester M36BJ tel 0161 834 2253,, Fax orders to 831 7110 or e mail emptyworld@amserve.com.
New Order have not been in Bournemouth for 20 years. Its the last chance to see them in that area. Brighton was the original plan, but Bernard felt he had never catered to his fans round the South West Much and Plymouth or Bournemouth were chosen. Bournemouth is the nicer venue and the Plymouth dates did not fit so BIC.
Its a special show in that they will do all their most famous songs with newer and new material. We hope to invite special guests as DJs and maybe some humour from John Cooper Clarke as compere and host though there wont be time, as New Order play for nearly 2 hrs for John to do a real set. Doors will open as early as possible and gabrielles Wish will go on first for 30 mins. mona Soyac for only 15 mins. Then there will be a fifteen minute interval to buy drinks and have a wee before Alan Wise their "pretend "impressario introduces them as another Band...
What will be special about this show ??? Its what they will wear, the special guests that will turn up, hopefully and the end of the set .....There is to be a special presentation to Bernard Sumner by a loved one. And Peter Hook has something funny up his sleeve.
Before this will be fifteen or more of there great great atmospheric songs, that no one learned to copy the style of.
There is a proper after show paRTY WITH AN ALL GIRL bAND FREE AT THE oPERA hOUSE OVER THE ROAD SEE bOURNEMOUTH oPERA hOUSE wEBSITE AND THE bAND WILL BE FORCED TO ATTEND AT GUNPOINT.
tHE PARTY IS TILL 4AM AND YOUR TICKET WILL ENTITLE YOU TO THE FIRST DRINK FREE.. " HAVE ONE ONE THE BAND " nO SPIRITS THOUGH, JUST TAP WATER.... JOKE... BEERS OR WINE OR SOFT DRINKS. JOHN COOPER CLARKE WILL PERFORM AGAIN, FOR LONGER AT THE OPERA HOUSE, BEFORE THE BAND/ 30 MINS SET... aLL fREE OR £10 IF YOU HAVE not BEEN TO SEE nEW oRDER.
dsO wEBMASTER MAKE THE LINK TO tICKETMASTER USING YOUR MAGIC AND REMING THE FANS THAT, BY POST, WITH SAE WE STILL HAVE 400 £30 fAN ONLY tICKETS.. USING cODE WM /NO/ 001
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Cheers Alan 
