I'm bored out of my mind... anyone doing anything interesting? know any decent jokes? help me out here!
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Originally posted by Old Blue I'm building a spaceship.
Where are you planning to fly to in it?
I'm bored too 
....what the hell would I do if this board didn't exist?
Oh yeah, do some work......
Nowhere! No passenger space provided. It is, however, going to provide television and communications to the Amazon Basin, which is nice.
Originally posted by .i.D. I got quite a funny "true" story if you wanna hear it...
Go on then
This is a true story reported in one of those womens magazines.
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity to each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they both wanted to go to the same college but, the girl was accepted to a college on the East Coast, and the guy went to a college on the West Coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be at home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around.
He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. She soon became very annoyed with his persistence and now with a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's penis and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, he was right pissed off. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college,please send more money! I'm getting pretty desperate!" and mailed the picture to her parents.
Oooowch!!! 
ouch indeed. that's pretty good, though.
the things you do when you're bored at work! hey, does anyone maybe have good stories about pinning down friends/loved ones/acquaintances/mortal enemies, making them listen to new music (could be the Order, could not) and making them love it?
cos it's an awful lot of fun. as a matter of fact, i'm fairly giddy right now after having firmly entrenched "Twisted Tenderness" in the consciousness of a few different people (some friends, some not) and making them cry for more... 
but, er, that's also cos i'm :evil2: . anyone else?
Bored ?
Try these.....
http://www.solbombers.com/solbombers.htm http://www.sodaplay.com http://www.globalcombat.com
Major, check your e-mail - I've sent you something that should keep you occupied for all of 2 minutes :)
It's also fair to say I'm bored shitless today. Work's rubbish.
Good story by the way - something fairly similar happened to a mate of mine...he went on holiday with a group of lads to Ibeefa, and as is the tradition pulled some bird out there. One of his mates took a polaroid of them getting jiggy, and then once produced, sent it by post to my mates' parents as a joke. They're not mates any longer...
Originally posted by Kezzie Major, check your e-mail - I've sent you something that should keep you occupied for all of 2 minutes :)
How did you know i was a huge simpsons fan?
Bored? On the Board?
God, there simply ain't no pleasing you lot is there??
Well, if you want something to pass away the time until I open up Room 101 again I suggest you try my own personally recommended website:
especially this page:
http://martian.fm/wordhole.htm
(open it and see for yourself!!)
and this one I found which is also very funny:
http://www.tractorjunk.com/bigbrother.html
- invent your very own "Big Brother" story by entering your own words at random and then seeing the story unfold...it's fooking hilarious!!!
Originally posted by Major Tarantino > Originally posted by Kezzie> Major, check your e-mail - I've sent you something that should keep you occupied for all of 2 minutes :)
How did you know i was a huge simpsons fan?
Isn't everyone a Simpsons fan?!
I'm still gutted that I was Mr Burns - I must be so eeeevillll :evil:
By the way, I've got a quiz that finds out which character from Sex & the City you are most like, if you want to try that ;)
Originally posted by Kezzie > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> > > > Originally posted by Kezzie> > Major, check your e-mail - I've sent you something that should keep you occupied for all of 2 minutes :)>
How did you know i was a huge simpsons fan?
Isn't everyone a Simpsons fan?!
I'm still gutted that I was Mr Burns - I must be so eeeevillll :evil:
By the way, I've got a quiz that finds out which character from Sex & the City you are most like, if you want to try that ;)
I've never seen the Simpsons ever ! I was Homer when we tried this at work......is that a good or bad thing ?
Could you send me the Sex and the City one please ? (Not for me as such !!)
Originally posted by Major Tarantino I am Krusty the clown by the way !
Krusty is a bit of a 4b of a sad old git, but is pretty cool in pennywise sought of way. By the way When I was very young I got boared by a razor back in woods at the back of piglets place.
Originally posted by Zizou Zidane > Originally posted by Kezzie> > > > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> > > > > > > Originally posted by Kezzie> > > Major, check your e-mail - I've sent you something that should keep you occupied for all of 2 minutes :)> > >
How did you know i was a huge simpsons fan?
Isn't everyone a Simpsons fan?!
I'm still gutted that I was Mr Burns - I must be so eeeevillll :evil:
By the way, I've got a quiz that finds out which character from Sex & the City you are most like, if you want to try that ;)
I've never seen the Simpsons ever ! I was Homer when we tried this at work......is that a good or bad thing ?
Could you send me the Sex and the City one please ? (Not for me as such !!)
I'd rather be Homer than Mr Burns!!
Really had my heart set on being Lisa though :(
Will send you Sex&the City quiz in a bit ;)
Originally posted by Kezzie > > >
I'd rather be Homer than Mr Burns!!
Really had my heart set on being Lisa though :(
Will send you Sex&the City quiz in a bit ;)
Most ta :)
Originally posted by Kezzie > Originally posted by Zizou Zidane> > > > Originally posted by Kezzie> > > > > > > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by Kezzie> > > > Major, check your e-mail - I've sent you something that should keep you occupied for all of 2 minutes :)> > > > > >
How did you know i was a huge simpsons fan?
Isn't everyone a Simpsons fan?!
I'm still gutted that I was Mr Burns - I must be so eeeevillll :evil:
By the way, I've got a quiz that finds out which character from Sex & the City you are most like, if you want to try that ;)
I've never seen the Simpsons ever ! I was Homer when we tried this at work......is that a good or bad thing ?
Could you send me the Sex and the City one please ? (Not for me as such !!)
I'd rather be Homer than Mr Burns!!
Really had my heart set on being Lisa though :(
Will send you Sex&the City quiz in a bit ;)
I was lisa & wanted to be mr burns. you can have an extra 10 minutes of fun by tring to be certain people, have been bart & mr burns whilst trying to, have also managed to be dr nick, marge, maggie (? how can she have opinions?), barnie, the other doctor & apu by altering answers slightly.
have also got a muppets one where i come out as fozzie.
hmmm.....
Not sure if this is how its spelt But Apoo is the man
love the Indian accent and the slush puppies, Just like the
patels and desais in N.London :jump2:
wot the fuck is that smile meant to be, it looks like someone jumping up and down on a pile of steaming shit
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© I wanna be Homer, help! where's the link? or can someone e-mail me please.
I'll mail it you coz I am thick and don't know how to post links ;)
Originally posted by Kezzie > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©> I wanna be Homer, help! where's the link? or can someone e-mail me please.
I'll mail it you coz I am thick and don't know how to post links ;)
Cheers, apparently I'm most like Dr Hibbert. mwo he he he, Didn't see that one coming, I thought my chronic laziness, love of beer and hippy hair(lather, rinse, repeat always repeat) would have swung it towards Homer Jay, :D
Still bored? Found this little test while at work today, got quite a few laughs from the secretaries with this one. Not sure if you need to have a drink before this one (or maybe a couple afterwards)
