New Order as football song ? — Forum Archive

15 Apr 2002, 06:34

Most football teams come out onto the pitch to a tune, many of which have become synonymous with that club. for example Liverpool ("You'll Never Walk Alone"), Everton ("Z Cars"), Man U ("Shit Ground No Fans"), Worcester City ("Time Is Tight").

Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to select appropriate New Order tracks for various sporting occasions, in each instance giving a justification. It needn't be football (and yes guys from the States, we are talking real football here, not that poncey padded gridiron shite you boys play :) )

15 Apr 2002, 06:46

REGRET...FOR DERBY COUNTY RUNNING OUT...YOUR GONNA REGRET PAYING £25 TO WATCH THIS SHITE...

15 Apr 2002, 07:21

They should belt out "Murder" when CandytheBear's St Kilda run out onto the field because you know traditionally that's what they're about to cop.

:blackeye:

One premiership in 80-odd years and some of the worst floggings ever suffered by any team.

:\pimp2:

15 Apr 2002, 07:36

Touched by the hand of God should be used for Argentina's national anthem before the England game :evil4: You really don't need any reasoning behind that one DO YE'S :lol:

15 Apr 2002, 08:01

Dare I say it: "Ruined in a Day" for England's World Cup campaign after last week's Utd v Deportivo match?

:\pimp2:

15 Apr 2002, 08:04

Originally posted by depthcharge Dare I say it: "Ruined in a Day" for England's World Cup campaign after last week's Utd v Deportivo match?:\pimp2:

:lol: :clap: :lol:

15 Apr 2002, 08:05

Dreams Never End - for Glasgow Celtic's European Cup adventure next season;)

15 Apr 2002, 08:38

Bizzare Love Triangle when North Melbourne play ... I think only the Oz folk will get that one ...

15 Apr 2002, 08:41

Sorry, should of explained the above ... Wayne Carey who plays AFL for North Melbourne was recently caught out having an affair with his teammates wife ... Was found doing the dirty with her at a party in the bathroom ... Not that I know anything about AFL ... We play Rugby League in NSW !!

15 Apr 2002, 08:46

With his own team mates wife :nonono: Reminds me of Tommy Docherty (Man Utd boss in the 70's) he got caught out with one of his coaching staff's wife - he won the FA Cup and was then forced to resign!

15 Apr 2002, 08:50

Yeah, it was with his teammate and best friends wife. Im thinking, best friends no more ...

15 Apr 2002, 09:04

586 - the total crowd all season at Corby Town eh Shug ?

15 Apr 2002, 09:08

Originally posted by Zizou Zidane 586 - the total crowd all season at Corby Town eh Shug ?

:lol: Well it's certainly not 1963 mate;)

15 Apr 2002, 09:14

Originally posted by ShugZV > Originally posted by Zizou Zidane> 586 - the total crowd all season at Corby Town eh Shug ?

:lol: Well it's certainly not 1963 mate;)

I used to do the PA for City - it was a rule that they had to come out to Time Is Tight, but I'd always play Regret at half time, along with a selection of other typically topical choons - Oh Shit by the Buzzcocks once when they were 2-0 down at the break :)

15 Apr 2002, 09:20

Timbo me ole muckerado - What IS your job-title for the magnificent WCFC? seems to me like you've had a hand in a bit of everything :lol:

15 Apr 2002, 09:21

Originally posted by ShugZV Timbo me ole muckerado - What IS your job-title for the magnificent WCFC? seems to me like you've had a hand in a bit of everything

Mug.

15 Apr 2002, 09:36

Which one are you? The one on the left, or the one on the right?

15 Apr 2002, 09:39

Originally posted by Old Blue Which one are you? The one on the left, or the one on the right?

Now that ain't gonna work off your hard disk, is it ? :)

15 Apr 2002, 09:42

Originally posted by Zizou Zidane > Originally posted by ShugZV> Timbo me ole muckerado - What IS your job-title for the magnificent WCFC? seems to me like you've had a hand in a bit of everything

Mug.

:lol: :clap: :lol:

15 Apr 2002, 10:01

Have New Order done a song called 'thrown away promotion after fucking up at the last minute?'. If so, Mansfield can come out to that in the future.

15 Apr 2002, 11:01

"Every Little Counts," for any impending backstory moments to do with the mounting rivalry in F1 between golden boy Schuey and JP Montoya. :laugh:

...could also use "60 Miles An Hour" for some random bit to do with F1, for the sheer absurdity of it...

15 Apr 2002, 11:01

"Every Little Counts," for any impending backstory moments to do with the mounting rivalry in F1 between golden boy Schuey and JP Montoya. :laugh:

...could also use "60 Miles An Hour" for some random bit to do with F1, for the sheer absurdity of it...

15 Apr 2002, 11:51

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15 Apr 2002, 17:55

Some tracks could easily be players/managers signature choons, like David Beckham could have Something Must Break, ok not great but you get the picture....I'll try & recover some credibility..

Young Offender - Johnny Woodgate Liar - Lee Bowyer Special - Ade Akinbaye Chemical - Jaap Stam She's Lost Control - Flitcroft's Mrs BLT - Flitcroft & his 2 mistress' Guilty Partner - Flitcroft Dream Attack - Owen/Van Nist/Akinbaye Age Of Consent - Graham Rix From Safety to Where? - John Gregory Wilderness - George Graham Atrocity Exhibition - Leeds since xmas Shadowplay - Liverpool's defence last Thursday Vicious Streak - Roy Keane Leaders of Men - Roy Keane Komakino - C'mon Keano

ahem, think I'm running low on creativity now. Need some help folks...

15 Apr 2002, 18:18

Originally posted by Johnny Giles Some tracks could easily be players/managers signature choons, like David Beckham could have Something Must Break, ok not great but you get the picture....I'll try & recover some credibility.. Young Offender - Johnny WoodgateLiar - Lee BowyerSpecial - Ade AkinbayeChemical - Jaap StamShe's Lost Control - Flitcroft's MrsBLT - Flitcroft & his 2 mistress'Guilty Partner - FlitcroftDream Attack - Owen/Van Nist/AkinbayeAge Of Consent - Graham RixFrom Safety to Where? - John GregoryWilderness - George GrahamAtrocity Exhibition - Leeds since xmasShadowplay - Liverpool's defence last ThursdayVicious Streak - Roy KeaneLeaders of Men - Roy KeaneKomakino - C'mon Keanoahem, think I'm running low on creativity now. Need some help folks...

LOVE THE GRAHAM RIX LINK...

15 Apr 2002, 19:07

Originally posted by PAUL TROWELL > Originally posted by Johnny Giles> Some tracks could easily be players/managers signature choons, like David Beckham could have Something Must Break, ok not great but you get the picture....I'll try & recover some credibility.. > > Young Offender - Johnny Woodgate> Liar - Lee Bowyer> Special - Ade Akinbaye> Chemical - Jaap Stam> She's Lost Control - Flitcroft's Mrs> BLT - Flitcroft & his 2 mistress'> Guilty Partner - Flitcroft> Dream Attack - Owen/Van Nist/Akinbaye> Age Of Consent - Graham Rix> From Safety to Where? - John Gregory> Wilderness - George Graham> Atrocity Exhibition - Leeds since xmas> Shadowplay - Liverpool's defence last Thursday> Vicious Streak - Roy Keane> Leaders of Men - Roy Keane> Komakino - C'mon Keano> > > ahem, think I'm running low on creativity now. Need some help folks...

LOVE THE GRAHAM RIX LINK...

But not the John Gregory one? ;)

15 Apr 2002, 19:46

Originally posted by Johnny Giles Some tracks could easily be players/managers signature choons, like David Beckham could have Something Must Break, ok not great but you get the picture....I'll try & recover some credibility.. Young Offender - Johnny WoodgateLiar - Lee BowyerSpecial - Ade AkinbayeChemical - Jaap StamShe's Lost Control - Flitcroft's MrsBLT - Flitcroft & his 2 mistress'Guilty Partner - FlitcroftDream Attack - Owen/Van Nist/AkinbayeAge Of Consent - Graham RixFrom Safety to Where? - John GregoryWilderness - George GrahamAtrocity Exhibition - Leeds since xmasShadowplay - Liverpool's defence last ThursdayVicious Streak - Roy KeaneLeaders of Men - Roy KeaneKomakino - C'mon Keanoahem, think I'm running low on creativity now. Need some help folks...

Absolute quality mate - best response I've seen for days !!

15 Apr 2002, 21:18

Alright, a few years ago a friend of mine who played on a youth football team went to England to play some of the teams over there. He brought back some jerseys, and gave me a Tottenham shirt, and I've sort of followed them as best I can ( Soccernet and Fox TV over here). As a result, one choice NO lyric presents itself, from Regret.

Just wait till tomorrow I guess that's what they all say Just before they fall apart

16 Apr 2002, 03:20

Something Must Break - David Beckham Hurt - Sol Campbell Vanishing Point - Micky Adams Close Range - Gary Lineker Forbidden City - Ninian Park Paradise - Withdean Stadium

16 Apr 2002, 04:23

Brutal - Roy Keane Breakdown - Mansfields promotion charge Confusion - Peter Taylor paying 5mil for Akinbye Subculture - Chesterfield FC Weirdo - Freddie Ljunberg Freefall - Leicester City Everythings gone green - Plymouth Argyle