New Order as football song ? — Forum Archive

16 Apr 2002, 05:34

Originally posted by Johnny Giles > Originally posted by PAUL TROWELL> > > > Originally posted by Johnny Giles> > Some tracks could easily be players/managers signature choons, like David Beckham could have Something Must Break, ok not great but you get the picture....I'll try & recover some credibility.. > > > > Young Offender - Johnny Woodgate> > Liar - Lee Bowyer> > Special - Ade Akinbaye> > Chemical - Jaap Stam> > She's Lost Control - Flitcroft's Mrs> > BLT - Flitcroft & his 2 mistress'> > Guilty Partner - Flitcroft> > Dream Attack - Owen/Van Nist/Akinbaye> > Age Of Consent - Graham Rix> > From Safety to Where? - John Gregory> > Wilderness - George Graham> > Atrocity Exhibition - Leeds since xmas> > Shadowplay - Liverpool's defence last Thursday> > Vicious Streak - Roy Keane> > Leaders of Men - Roy Keane> > Komakino - C'mon Keano> > > > > > ahem, think I'm running low on creativity now. Need some help folks...>

LOVE THE GRAHAM RIX LINK...

But not the John Gregory one? ;)

OK...CONCEDED...SLIGHTLY FUNNY AND TRUE...ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE HE MUST HAVE HATED DEADLY DOUG OR VICE VERSA BECAUSE HIS MOVE TO DERBY SMACKS OF INSANITY..RELEGATION WAS A FOREGONE CONCLUSION...THEY OWE THE BANK ABOUT 52 MILLION...AND THEY HAVE GOT TO KEEP RAVANELLI FOR ANOTHER SEASON ON 50K A WEEK...I CAN SEE HIM HAVING HAMSTRING PULLS BEFORE ROTHERAM ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT IN JANUARY..

ANYWAY HOW ABOUT...BROKEN PROMISE...FOR DAVID OLEARY..SPENDING 954 MILLION AND STILL NOT WINNING EVEN AS MUCH AS THE NORTH RIDINGS COUNTY CUP!!!!

16 Apr 2002, 07:11

Here's a few more (before I had to do some work...)

Atrocity Exhibition - WCFC at Bath over Easter Behind Closed Doors - most of Corby Town's games eh Shug ? Decades - the time the geezer at Newcastle has been waiting to find the key for the Trophy cabinet Disappointed - me every Saturday watching City Failures of the Modern Man - WCFC's new theme tune Freefall - Leicester :lol: Getting Away With It - Lee Bowyer Gutz - Jan Molby No Love Lost - any local derby game.... Idiot Country - Scots/Welsh/English FA (delete where app..)

16 Apr 2002, 07:25

Originally posted by Johnny Giles Some tracks could easily be players/managers signature choons, like David Beckham could have Something Must Break, ok not great but you get the picture....I'll try & recover some credibility.. Young Offender - Johnny WoodgateLiar - Lee BowyerSpecial - Ade AkinbayeChemical - Jaap StamShe's Lost Control - Flitcroft's MrsBLT - Flitcroft & his 2 mistress'Guilty Partner - FlitcroftDream Attack - Owen/Van Nist/AkinbayeAge Of Consent - Graham RixFrom Safety to Where? - John GregoryWilderness - George GrahamAtrocity Exhibition - Leeds since xmasShadowplay - Liverpool's defence last ThursdayVicious Streak - Roy KeaneLeaders of Men - Roy KeaneKomakino - C'mon Keanoahem, think I'm running low on creativity now. Need some help folks...

re akinbaye - when he was still at bristol city there was some massive graffiti (about 20 feet high letters) drawn on a cliff on one of the roads out of bristol (the portway, by clifton suspension bridge) saying don't go ade.

16 Apr 2002, 07:25

& much like his performances at leicester - it was not very effective & didnt stay long - its gone now.

16 Apr 2002, 08:18

We had him on loan at Brighton (from Norwich, I think) in about 94 or 95 time. He didn't score for us either.

16 Apr 2002, 08:58

Originally posted by Old Blue We had him on loan at Brighton (from Norwich, I think) in about 94 or 95 time. He didn't score for us either.

We were offered him on loan. We chose a wax effigy of the youth team centre-half instead. He didn't score either.

16 Apr 2002, 09:06

I bet the effigy could run faster, though.

16 Apr 2002, 09:10

Originally posted by Old Blue I bet the effigy could run faster, though.

Well in all honesty he was a bit shit. Used to bottle it at the prospect of a match. I think he's now in an Indian restaurant in Brum.

16 Apr 2002, 12:40

Originally posted by Johnny Giles Some tracks could easily be players/managers signature choons, like David Beckham could have Something Must Break, ok not great but you get the picture....I'll try & recover some credibility.. Young Offender - Johnny WoodgateLiar - Lee BowyerSpecial - Ade AkinbayeChemical - Jaap StamShe's Lost Control - Flitcroft's MrsBLT - Flitcroft & his 2 mistress'Guilty Partner - FlitcroftDream Attack - Owen/Van Nist/AkinbayeAge Of Consent - Graham RixFrom Safety to Where? - John GregoryWilderness - George GrahamAtrocity Exhibition - Leeds since xmasShadowplay - Liverpool's defence last ThursdayVicious Streak - Roy KeaneLeaders of Men - Roy KeaneKomakino - C'mon Keanoahem, think I'm running low on creativity now. Need some help folks...

:clap: :clap: :clap: Fookin great stuff Mr G:) Inspired - I'm gonna have a go later :nod:

16 Apr 2002, 12:45

Denial / Liar.....Bruce Grobelaar Your Silent Fans......England Ultraviolence.......England again Regret.....Sven Goran Eriksson Disorder....England's defense Atrocity Exhibition......England during the world cup Love Will Tear Us Apart.....Paul Merson, Ian Wright, Gary Flitcroft, Tony Adams...... Isolation....John Terry / Jonathon Woodgate??? Candidate.....For England's next manager after their disastrous world cup;)

More Later :evil4:

16 Apr 2002, 12:57

Right then...

Vanishing POint..The S.P.L Try all you want (your still shit) the scottish football team Shame of the nation - The scottish football team Junk - The Scottish football team Face Up (Scotland are Shit) Forbidden City - Glasgow Freefall - Scotland Football Team Feel every Beat(ing) - Scotland Football team

:evil4:

16 Apr 2002, 13:06

Few more entries...

Here To Stay - Steve Bruce Scumfrog - Blanc & Barthez Dreams Never End - Wolves

16 Apr 2002, 13:16

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Right then...Vanishing POint..The S.P.LTry all you want (your still shit) the scottish football teamShame of the nation - The scottish football teamJunk - The Scottish football teamFace Up (Scotland are Shit)Forbidden City - GlasgowFreefall - Scotland Football TeamFeel every Beat(ing) - Scotland Football team

:lol: fookin pissed mesel mate......honestly Fanfookintastic - can't believe I never come up with a coople of em;) Mr Giles - can you see what you've started me ole muckeroonie? ;)

16 Apr 2002, 13:18

Originally posted by Johnny Giles Few more entries... Here To Stay - Steve Bruce Scumfrog - Blanc & BarthezDreams Never End - Wolves

Poor ole Wolves - the endless dream does indded go on! 12 points clear of the Baggies a few weeks ago.....(Oasis) Where Did It All Go Wrong? :evil4:

16 Apr 2002, 13:32

Originally posted by PAUL TROWELL > Originally posted by Johnny Giles> > > But not the John Gregory one? ;)

OK...CONCEDED...SLIGHTLY FUNNY AND TRUE...ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE HE MUST HAVE HATED DEADLY DOUG OR VICE VERSA BECAUSE HIS MOVE TO DERBY SMACKS OF INSANITY..RELEGATION WAS A FOREGONE CONCLUSION...THEY OWE THE BANK ABOUT 52 MILLION...AND THEY HAVE GOT TO KEEP RAVANELLI FOR ANOTHER SEASON ON 50K A WEEK...I CAN SEE HIM HAVING HAMSTRING PULLS BEFORE ROTHERAM ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT IN JANUARY..

ANYWAY HOW ABOUT...BROKEN PROMISE...FOR DAVID OLEARY..SPENDING 954 MILLION AND STILL NOT WINNING EVEN AS MUCH AS THE NORTH RIDINGS COUNTY CUP!!!!

:laugh: Fair comment :laugh:

or what about the Northside classic, Shall We Take A Trip..Harry Kewell ;)

Perhaps a joint effort...

Billy Bremner & Dave Mackay -

Leaders of Men/Special/Dead Souls :cry:

16 Apr 2002, 14:09

Inside The Line - Geoff Hurst :nonono: No Love Lost - Martin Keown & Marko Viduka In A Lonely Place - Scottish League Cup at Ibrox I Remember Nothing - Bruce Grobelaar again The Eternal - The Lisbon Lions Turn The Heater On - Aberdeen FC Patience of a Saint - Matt le Tissier Some Distant Memory - England 1966;) Can't Find My Way Home - George Best Like No Other - Jimmy Johnstone Angel / Evil Dust - Paul Merson Weirdo - Luke Chadwick Lonesome Tonight - Flitcroft again Gangster(s) - The Leeds Utd midfield! Visit Me - Jonathon Woodgate Failures - Rangers :lol:

16 Apr 2002, 14:20

Originally posted by ShugZV Inside The Line - Geoff HurstNo Love Lost - Martin Keown & Marko VidukaIn A Lonely Place - Scottish League Cup at IbroxI Remember Nothing - Bruce Grobelaar againThe Eternal - The Lisbon LionsTurn The Heater On - Aberdeen FCPatience of a Saint - Matt le TissierSome Distant Memory - England 1966;)Can't Find My Way Home - George BestLike No Other - Jimmy JohnstoneAngel / Evil Dust - Paul MersonWeirdo - Luke ChadwickLonesome Tonight - Flitcroft againGangster(s) - The Leeds Utd midfield!Visit Me - Jonathon WoodgateFailures - Rangers

:laugh: excellent Shugster. Hope Flitcroft & Woodgate aren't NO fans. They're coming in for some quality abuse.

Atmosphere - Celtic v Leeds, European Cup Semi 2nd leg, Park Head, 1970, Att 136,000 :nod:

16 Apr 2002, 14:41

Cheers mate - yer original list was inspiring :nod: BTW - The Semi-Final in 70 was at Hampden;) (I think) :lol: sorry had to correct it - before someone else did :spit:

16 Apr 2002, 15:09

Originally posted by ShugZV Cheers mate - yer original list was inspiringBTW - The Semi-Final in 70 was at Hampden;) (I think)sorry had to correct it - before someone else did

Doh!

17 Apr 2002, 04:13

Quality lists guys...running low on ideas now but...

Out of My League - Celtic+Rangers Its a Boy (not a girl) - Diego Forlan

17 Apr 2002, 07:18

thieves like us - bristol rovers works on 2 levels - pirates & they nicked our bloomin ground off us...

17 Apr 2002, 07:19

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Quality lists guys...running low on ideas now but...Out of My League - Celtic+Rangers

quality.

17 Apr 2002, 08:31

Originally posted by ShugZV Inside The Line - Geoff Hurst

Always knew you were an Englishman at heart Shugster !