Message to Webmaster Nic

Just a quick little word about that Stone Roses thread (also known as "The Ultimate Unflushable Turd") which I clicked into after Niel the Nameless Onliner ( ) sent it back up from around the u-bend again.....To my dismay, I noticed that before 'he' was jettisoned, Ian Curtis Karen James Walsh Stacy McGory had spammed over thirty-odd blank messages prior to Niel's posting. Maybe you could do with closing that thread just to stop any more posters resuscitating it as it's now bringing back too many unsavoury memories of that recent seriously unstable and schizophrenic headcase (who is obviously taking us ALL for a ride - even the sincerity of that so-called "serious" letter of apology she emailed you under the James Walsh name has now GOT to be called in to doubt).

Why you wonder, am I requesting this? Simply because the other New Order forum I post on regularly (Reprise's NewOrderWeb.com ) has been without a moderator for the past NINE months (!!!) and as it is, is unmonitored and totally bereft of ANY admin/support staff which explains why it hasn't had an update since OCTOBER 2001 !!!!

I'm trying to contact EzBoard who run that message forum to see if I can become a moderator as this loathsome Curtis impersonator has now set up camp on that site and has proceeded to flame and piss off a lot of the regular posters there - including me! She's already now registered under FOUR names: Ian Curtis, The Real Ian Curtis, SSA NA SI ELIXE, and another one whose name escapes me at the moment...plus a whole load of UNregistered ones too... You cannot believe the backlash that she's started there - it's like armageddon all over again, but I desperately need to gain control of that forum to stop it degenerating down to her level of sub-human communication. Otherwise I will have to jump ship and set up my own NewOrder EzBoard forum for the benefit of the posters there who WANT to still discuss the band and have a laugh without having to put up with assholes like her. Honestly it's incredible to think that there are some truly disturbed people out there who just don't know when to take the hint....sadly the net is full of weidros like these, and there's not much one can do except bar them from the site (like you've done) and delete their nonsensical bollocks altogether.

I currently control one EzBoard of my own where I am admin and moderator, but I'd like to be able to find a way of doing likewise to this neglected NewOrderWeb site, as a lotof the regulars are being chased away by this complete and utter moron.

How about it Nic? What say you? :)

The Martian Has Spoken...Again

i think i regularly disturb people.

Just checked out the other forum for the first time and Mr Ian Curtis is definately doing some shit stirring there ... Moreso than here ... Would love to know how old this person is ... I think we have future serial killer potential here !!

what a shame...like people have nothin better to do than ruin stuff for others....

Originally posted by Sébastien Boisvert

Seb, I think you should see it for yourself. (You were a bit harsh on me for some reason last time, which I still thought was rather unfair as lots of other people had posted even more off-topics than I myself have done. A convenient target perhaps? In case you'd overlooked it, I DO create meaningful threads at least half the time too - so please give me some credit: look at the two recent ones re: "The Perfect Kiss" and "The NME" for example - they triggered off some valid discussions over the course of 40-odd replies each).

Unlike any of us, this person insulted a lot of people PERSONALLY, none of us regulars ever stooped to such depths. If you have a look at that other forum and see just how [she] has been flaming other posters into [very verbal] retaliation, you will see why everyone here was so glad to see the back of her. Major and myself pop in there every so often, and today it's livelier than usual with the same suspect holding centre court. What's worse is, that forum has had no moderator since October last year! The site is basically running on autopilot. I've tried to see if I could gain some sort of moderator positon on it as I've made many good cyber buddies there too and would hate to have them all desert the forum, which is what is now happening with that moron posting on it....

You all should go and see... its hilarious. Talk about multiple personality disorder. This person is more twisted than the offspring of Martian and Huntsman

ouch!! you cheekeh fooker yer!! :p

Originally posted by ShugZV Marty me ole muckerado - just put the word out to the "gang" on that site to lynch im/er like they did to The Silent Assassin;)

No good Shuggy, the "gang" [my comrades LauraFromCanada, Marjelle, Big Good Angel, Jim Boyd, Tommy, Tafkai, Corby] have all but deserted the forum since about a month ago....there's no one left to fight back evil now - not even me or Frootijen, Robbieperu, Twisty and VelvetE...... it looks grim indeedy me ole china....

Me and the Major appear to have joined to fight your corner Marty! :D

Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Me and the Major appear to have joined to fight your corner Marty! :D

your message on there is hilarious! nice one

Yeah?? I'd better click into it and have a peek then!

be back in a mo! ;)

'It's' lack of reply has been noted, when I can be arsed I'll put pretty much the same thing on each topic the daft bint has posted on. I make it my quest. (Feel free to join my quest anyone else with enough time on their hands)

Actually, somebody else has gone one better - I'm not 100% sure if this Ian Curtis is using her registered names of "Ian Curtis" and "The Real Ian Curtis" and "SSA NA SI ELIXE" (that last one is a backwards dig at the name I post with on the Ezboard forums incidentally) and occasionally using UNregistered equivalents too - fook me, this is awfully confusing for my poor brain to unravel! - such as The Real Real Ian Curtis, Karen James, Ian Curtis and The Real Ian Curtis ....are you still with me?!..... but it looks as if one of the other posters has actually impersonated [her] - 'cos on a lot of posts [she] is making reference to an unregistered imposter - but then knowing her history here, she's probably deliberately creating all these UNregistered aliases as well just to make it appear like a right proper confusion.... I dunno what to make of it Collete - but I wish I can find out how I can become moderator of the forum - all my buddies have stopped posting on it virtually and one of then, VelvetE, is getting rather pissed off to say the least.....

Crikey, I've got no hope of getting my oh so very little brain around this 'thing'. I'm herre to help though Marty though should you ever need a bundle of Cheekiness. :)

Put it this way Cheekeh - if I could somehow find a way of becoming moderator of that forum, then I'd be laughing the last laugh of the truly deranged then wouldn't I??

There'd be more beheadings and decimations than the Tower of London and Doctor Beeching combined, my good lady!!!! :D :D

Indeed Marty! :D