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Your hypothetically packing up your worldly possesions and moving to pastures anew.
Try as you might you cannot quite squeeze in every piece of your treasured NewOrder collection into your luggage.
Forced against your will you finally relent and admit you will have to leave one item/record behind.
So what is it to be??
I should add that, for example if you only have a track you dislike on an album then the album gets ousted!! - ie: Shellshock could potentially mean leaving behind LowLife....... :\ohwell:
That 12" of Confusion remixes on Minimal Records. Currently in my loft with another 12" of dust on it. Free to a good home if anyone wants it.
12" version of WIM - still shrinkwrapped for fear that if it were ever opened it might get played.
Originally posted by Inta-Don I should add that, for example if you only have a track you dislike on an album then the album gets ousted!! - ie: Shellshock could potentially mean leaving behind LowLife....... :\ohwell:
Well, I'd be alright then, I wouldn't be leaving lowlife at home 'cos Shellshock isn't on it ;)
I HAVE GOT A DODGY BOOTLEG VIDEO OT THE LONDON TOWN AND COUNTRY CLUB GIG...87..THE BLOKE WHO HAD THE CAMERA MUST HAVE BEEN 2FT 6...SO FOR MOST OF THE GIG YOU SEE PEOPLES BACKS OR NECKS...SO THAT COULD STAY...PLUS STATE OF THE NATION...
Originally posted by xxSpookiexx > Originally posted by Inta-Don> I should add that, for example if you only have a track you dislike on an album then the album gets ousted!! - ie: Shellshock could potentially mean leaving behind LowLife....... :\ohwell:
Well, I'd be alright then, I wouldn't be leaving lowlife at home 'cos Shellshock isn't on it ;)
hehe!Im shellshocked!! i'd better have more Substance to my replies in future ;)
Originally posted by Major Tarantino The ruined in a day mix CD with the bogle mixes on. :\puke:
Yes indeed.
Originally posted by Patrick > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> The ruined in a day mix CD with the bogle mixes on. :\puke:
Yes indeed.
Patrick, please send your address to Tabsy. He's got a little something for you.
Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Including Dexy's Muffy or just NO stuff?
Dexy's too Cheeky chops. If you want it it's yours!
Surely the obvious choice to leave behind en-route to a particularly well deserved vacation is the hit early eighties Long Playing album 'Movements' ... sounding not unlike a fork being dragged across a tin of mackerel. Other than that the latter half of the hit nineties album 'The Republican' really shouldn't be on anyones holiday itinerary list. A filth-laden set of songs from deep beneath the earths crusts.
I have no immediate holiday plans at the moment and wouldn't even think to consider playing 'The Movements' album - unless I was really wanting to feel a little under the weather, after all, it is somewhat depressing.
Originally posted by liv_and_let_live > Originally posted by xxSpookiexx> Shellshock in any shape or form
:puke::puke::puke:
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Originally posted by Pigs Trotter Surely the obvious choice to leave behind en-route to a particularly well deserved vacation is the hit early eighties Long Playing album 'Movements' ... sounding not unlike a fork being dragged across a tin of mackerel. Other than that the latter half of the hit nineties album 'The Republican' really shouldn't be on anyones holiday itinerary list. A filth-laden set of songs from deep beneath the earths crusts.I have no immediate holiday plans at the moment and wouldn't even think to consider playing 'The Movements' album - unless I was really wanting to feel a little under the weather, after all, it is somewhat depressing.
Hmmmm...this reminds me of someone....
Could I Muffy? I'd look after them. :)
My Dexy's collection is a bit sparse, I'm just so rubbish... :(
Originally posted by Muffy, Karens EX plaything!! > Originally posted by Patrick> > > > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> > The ruined in a day mix CD with the bogle mixes on. :\puke: >
Yes indeed.
Patrick, please send your address to Tabsy. He's got a little something for you.
At your service, Muffy!
Originally posted by Seb Briggs Hmmmm...this reminds me of someone....
That was my initial thought. It couldn't be, could it?
Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Could I Muffy? I'd look after them. :)My Dexy's collection is a bit sparse, I'm just so rubbish... :(
Well snail me your address girl and the booty is all yours!:D
Originally posted by El Jarvo > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > > Hmmmm...this reminds me of someone....
That was my initial thought. It couldn't be, could it?
No, it couldn't. The wit just isn't sharp enough!
Originally posted by Pigs Trotter Surely the obvious choice to leave behind en-route to a particularly well deserved vacation is the hit early eighties Long Playing album 'Movements' ... sounding not unlike a fork being dragged across a tin of mackerel. Other than that the latter half of the hit nineties album 'The Republican' really shouldn't be on anyones holiday itinerary list. A filth-laden set of songs from deep beneath the earths crusts.I have no immediate holiday plans at the moment and wouldn't even think to consider playing 'The Movements' album - unless I was really wanting to feel a little under the weather, after all, it is somewhat depressing.
Agreed - two below average long-players in the context of the other albums. Pigs Trotter, your writing style is awfully familiar....
CTB
Originally posted by Muffy, Karens EX plaything!! > Originally posted by El Jarvo> > > > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > > > > > Hmmmm...this reminds me of someone....>
That was my initial thought. It couldn't be, could it?
No, it couldn't. The wit just isn't sharp enough!
maybe not ... i had to focus on some delicate paperwork at the time of going to press and the quality went a bit horses arses. truth be told i had to write the entire passage twice because of a technical hitch and the first one was far superior.
can't i start again?
damn scruffbox couldn't spot humour if it smacked him in the beak.
Originally posted by Pigs Trotter > Originally posted by Muffy, Karens EX plaything!!> > > > Originally posted by El Jarvo> > > > > > > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > > > > > > > > Hmmmm...this reminds me of someone....> > >
That was my initial thought. It couldn't be, could it?
No, it couldn't. The wit just isn't sharp enough!
maybe not ... i had to focus on some delicate paperwork at the time of going to press and the quality went a bit horses arses. truth be told i had to write the entire passage twice because of a technical hitch and the first one was far superior.
can't i start again?
damn scruffbox couldn't spot humour if it smacked him in the beak.
Originally posted by Pigs Trotter > Originally posted by Muffy, Karens EX plaything!!> > > > Originally posted by El Jarvo> > > > > > > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > > > > > > > > Hmmmm...this reminds me of someone....> > >
That was my initial thought. It couldn't be, could it?
No, it couldn't. The wit just isn't sharp enough!
maybe not ... i had to focus on some delicate paperwork at the time of going to press and the quality went a bit horses arses. truth be told i had to write the entire passage twice because of a technical hitch and the first one was far superior.
can't i start again?
damn scruffbox couldn't spot humour if it smacked him in the beak.
Welcome back fruitcake, just in time for my departure!
Originally posted by Pigs Trotter ... this place was never big enough for the both of us mbox. do you fancy a shoot out?
Don't think so Del Boy, you win! :dead:
I have a dusty, unopened bottle of premium South Australian shiraz by the name of Prentice, which is nigh on impossible to come by these days. It qualifies as a NewOrder relic because, rather intriguingly, it has an excerpt of the lyrics of Temptation printed on it's label.
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Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Where's Muffkin off to then?
If my ex-wife gets her way babe, the gutter. Never fear though, the ol' Muffster has some vicious dogs of war on the case. They'll swallow her little lap dogs no problem, I hope! Decision imminent!
Originally posted by depthcharge I have a dusty, unopened bottle of premium South Australian shiraz by the name of Prentice, which is nigh on impossible to come by these days. It qualifies as a NewOrder relic because, rather intriguingly, it has an excerpt of the lyrics of Temptation printed on it's label.:\pimp2:
Wow!! how bizzare!!! what line is quoted out of interest???
I have a Jack Russell and an army of greyhounds you can borrow Muffkin, they're not very viscious with people but could probably run her over then make quite a mess of the lap dogs (especially if they are rabbit sized)
Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey I have a Jack Russell and an army of greyhounds you can borrow, they're not very viscous with people but could probably run her over then make quite a mess of the lap dogs (especially if they are rabbit sized)
Well if all else fails I reckon that if I strapped my booty to your Greyhounds backs her pesky little lapdogs would have quite a job catching them! I hope you trained them to run somewhere sunny, that's where i'm heading if the shit hits the fan. Stand by!
Oh! Is that what you meant earlier by booty? 
I'll send you my address right away then! ;) Not sure you'd fit in a padded envelope though!
Sounds a scary scenario Muffkin, all the best. I'll saddle up the greyhounds just in case. Could you manage them on your own? Monkeys like sunny places... ;)
Originally posted by Inta-Don > Originally posted by depthcharge> I have a dusty, unopened bottle of premium South Australian shiraz by the name of Prentice, which is nigh on impossible to come by these days. It qualifies as a NewOrder relic because, rather intriguingly, it has an excerpt of the lyrics of Temptation printed on it's label.> > > :\pimp2:> >
Wow!! how bizzare!!! what line is quoted out of interest???
The chorus, oddly.
From "Up, down, turn around", right through to two lines of "Ooooo oooo oooo oooo"..
It's a rather attractive bottle, the front motif actually reminds me of an Underworld album cover. I heard that there was at least another bottle out there with a Cure lyric. And having just checked the bottle I must correct myself and tell you that it's Victoria-grown.
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And Muff, you're welcome to these fair shores if you're looking for sun and really want to get away from it all...
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"Can we see da Muff, please?" -Ali G at the Cannes Adult Industry Expo, 2000.
Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Oh! Is that what you meant earlier by booty?
Dogs are best handled by their owners, so you'd be welcome to join me in the sun Cheeky chops. Don't know if you'd be able to handle me though? :evil2:
Originally posted by depthcharge And Muff, you're welcome to these fair shores if you're looking for sun and really want to get away from it all...:\pimp2:"Can we see da Muff, please?"-Ali G at the Cannes Adult Industry Expo, 2000.
Deepthroat, get a bolt hole prepared for the runaway Muffbox and a travelling companion. Make sure it's sound proofed, unless you don't mind being kept awake at night by the sound of howling bitches! ;)
Originally posted by Seb Briggs Just give em a meaty bone mate, that normally shuts em up....
Welcome back to Porky;) fed up on copius amounts of a certain brand of crispy snacks then?
Back to the subject - I'll go fer The Rest Of - load of ole bollocks;)
Well, "(The Rest of) New Order" should rest easy seeing as I never picked up the bastard thing to begin with. 
The other fave most hated item - the "Ruined IAD Bogle Mixes" by Sly and Blobbie, I flogged within two weeks of initially purchasing it anyway, as I thought I'd been had what with all five songs sounding EXACTLY the same (Well, I only made it to the first thirty seconds of each track before pressing the NEXT! button).
So the one I'd leave behind would have to be the NewOrderLive at Glastonbury 1987 as it's largely wretched (especially what Barney does to "BLT"). 
Originally posted by Pigs Trotter Surely the obvious choice to leave behind en-route to a particularly well deserved vacation is the hit early eighties Long Playing album 'Movements' ... sounding not unlike a fork being dragged across a tin of mackerel. Other than that the latter half of the hit nineties album 'The Republican' really shouldn't be on anyones holiday itinerary list. A filth-laden set of songs from deep beneath the earths crusts.I have no immediate holiday plans at the moment and wouldn't even think to consider playing 'The Movements' album - unless I was really wanting to feel a little under the weather, after all, it is somewhat depressing.
I somehow missed this earlier. Welcome back, unmistakable one!
I guess I would have to go with this Conversation Disc that I have...simply because I can't understand a damn thing that barney says on the entire thing....
Since the WIM single would seem to be an obvious choice, I'm gonna have to go with some cassette done by the Qwest/WB label in advance of Substance, I think. Nothing rare on it, and I've played the damn thing so many times that there is no ink left on the sides of the clear cassette shell.
Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Muffy, 'howling bitch?' you charmer... ;)
That's me babe, charming to the end! :p
Without a doubt, I would leave behind my "Ruined In A 'Song'" remix cd single. What a piece of s _ _ t!
Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen My Remixes of "World in Motion", I can certainly live without that CD single!:o
Are you talking about the infamous "Subbuteo Mixes" ??
I got the 7 inch of Touched By The Hand of God, if I had to choose that'd go by the wayside....
