Most Dispensable NewOrder Item?
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Originally posted by Pigs Trotter ... this place was never big enough for the both of us mbox. do you fancy a shoot out?
Don't think so Del Boy, you win! :dead:
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I have a dusty, unopened bottle of premium South Australian shiraz by the name of Prentice, which is nigh on impossible to come by these days. It qualifies as a NewOrder relic because, rather intriguingly, it has an excerpt of the lyrics of Temptation printed on it's label.
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Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Where's Muffkin off to then?
If my ex-wife gets her way babe, the gutter. Never fear though, the ol' Muffster has some vicious dogs of war on the case. They'll swallow her little lap dogs no problem, I hope! Decision imminent!
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Originally posted by depthcharge I have a dusty, unopened bottle of premium South Australian shiraz by the name of Prentice, which is nigh on impossible to come by these days. It qualifies as a NewOrder relic because, rather intriguingly, it has an excerpt of the lyrics of Temptation printed on it's label.:\pimp2:
Wow!! how bizzare!!! what line is quoted out of interest???
I have a Jack Russell and an army of greyhounds you can borrow Muffkin, they're not very viscious with people but could probably run her over then make quite a mess of the lap dogs (especially if they are rabbit sized)
Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey I have a Jack Russell and an army of greyhounds you can borrow, they're not very viscous with people but could probably run her over then make quite a mess of the lap dogs (especially if they are rabbit sized)
Well if all else fails I reckon that if I strapped my booty to your Greyhounds backs her pesky little lapdogs would have quite a job catching them! I hope you trained them to run somewhere sunny, that's where i'm heading if the shit hits the fan. Stand by!
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Oh! Is that what you meant earlier by booty?
I'll send you my address right away then! ;) Not sure you'd fit in a padded envelope though!
Sounds a scary scenario Muffkin, all the best. I'll saddle up the greyhounds just in case. Could you manage them on your own? Monkeys like sunny places... ;)
Originally posted by Inta-Don > Originally posted by depthcharge> I have a dusty, unopened bottle of premium South Australian shiraz by the name of Prentice, which is nigh on impossible to come by these days. It qualifies as a NewOrder relic because, rather intriguingly, it has an excerpt of the lyrics of Temptation printed on it's label.> > > :\pimp2:> >
Wow!! how bizzare!!! what line is quoted out of interest???
The chorus, oddly.
From "Up, down, turn around", right through to two lines of "Ooooo oooo oooo oooo"..
It's a rather attractive bottle, the front motif actually reminds me of an Underworld album cover. I heard that there was at least another bottle out there with a Cure lyric. And having just checked the bottle I must correct myself and tell you that it's Victoria-grown.
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And Muff, you're welcome to these fair shores if you're looking for sun and really want to get away from it all...
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"Can we see da Muff, please?" -Ali G at the Cannes Adult Industry Expo, 2000.
Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Oh! Is that what you meant earlier by booty?
I'll send you my address right away then! ;) Not sure you'd fit in a padded envelope though! Sounds a scary scenario Muffkin, all the best. I'll saddle up the greyhounds just in case. Could you manage them on your own? Monkeys like sunny places... ;)
Dogs are best handled by their owners, so you'd be welcome to join me in the sun Cheeky chops. Don't know if you'd be able to handle me though? :evil2:
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Originally posted by depthcharge And Muff, you're welcome to these fair shores if you're looking for sun and really want to get away from it all...:\pimp2:"Can we see da Muff, please?"-Ali G at the Cannes Adult Industry Expo, 2000.
Deepthroat, get a bolt hole prepared for the runaway Muffbox and a travelling companion. Make sure it's sound proofed, unless you don't mind being kept awake at night by the sound of howling bitches! ;)
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Originally posted by Seb Briggs Just give em a meaty bone mate, that normally shuts em up....
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Welcome back to Porky;) fed up on copius amounts of a certain brand of crispy snacks then?![]()
Back to the subject - I'll go fer The Rest Of - load of ole bollocks;)
Well, "(The Rest of) New Order" should rest easy seeing as I never picked up the bastard thing to begin with. ![]()
The other fave most hated item - the "Ruined IAD Bogle Mixes" by Sly and Blobbie, I flogged within two weeks of initially purchasing it anyway, as I thought I'd been had what with all five songs sounding EXACTLY the same (Well, I only made it to the first thirty seconds of each track before pressing the NEXT! button).
So the one I'd leave behind would have to be the NewOrderLive at Glastonbury 1987 as it's largely wretched (especially what Barney does to "BLT"). ![]()
Originally posted by Pigs Trotter Surely the obvious choice to leave behind en-route to a particularly well deserved vacation is the hit early eighties Long Playing album 'Movements' ... sounding not unlike a fork being dragged across a tin of mackerel. Other than that the latter half of the hit nineties album 'The Republican' really shouldn't be on anyones holiday itinerary list. A filth-laden set of songs from deep beneath the earths crusts.I have no immediate holiday plans at the moment and wouldn't even think to consider playing 'The Movements' album - unless I was really wanting to feel a little under the weather, after all, it is somewhat depressing.
I somehow missed this earlier. Welcome back, unmistakable one!
I guess I would have to go with this Conversation Disc that I have...simply because I can't understand a damn thing that barney says on the entire thing....
Since the WIM single would seem to be an obvious choice, I'm gonna have to go with some cassette done by the Qwest/WB label in advance of Substance, I think. Nothing rare on it, and I've played the damn thing so many times that there is no ink left on the sides of the clear cassette shell.
Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Muffy, 'howling bitch?' you charmer... ;)
That's me babe, charming to the end! :p
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Without a doubt, I would leave behind my "Ruined In A 'Song'" remix cd single. What a piece of s _ _ t!
Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen My Remixes of "World in Motion", I can certainly live without that CD single!:o
Are you talking about the infamous "Subbuteo Mixes" ??
I got the 7 inch of Touched By The Hand of God, if I had to choose that'd go by the wayside....