Courtney Love Lost Her Virginity To 'Temptation'

Love Will Tear Us Apart - the Paul Young.

Happily, under European virginity laws I was able to get my virginity reinstated in September of last year by succesfully arguing that the song that was playing was crap. The Virginity Panel agreed unanimously, and I was given the chance to pop my cherry for a second time.

The records now show that I earned my wings whilst listening to the first twenty seconds of a bootleg of New Order singing These Days live in Bournemouth.

Do I win £40?

PS I don't believe the Courtney explodes story. A girl like that would have had all sorts of stuff up there before the rock star got in. You can just tell. My guess is that she actually deflowered herself with a hairbrush whilst listening to the Theme from Sesame Street.

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:

hibster wrote: recently read about someone sleeping with her, may have been in rip it up & start again (can you remember who it was al?) & they said it was recommended. *think* it was julian cope, but not sure.

my first thought, having read Cope's Head On awhile ago, was that Julian had said that he hadn't slept with Love....but then again I don't think that's the type of thing one would admit to anyway.

not read head on for years, but that was written a lifetime ago, it was something i read recently in someone else's book or a magazine, just can't remember what

All I'm saying are two things--

1 - Courtney Love: Whore.

2 - Saturday, 4 November 2006, 'Enjoy the Silence' by Depeche Mode.

'Nuff said, end of.

Ironic, I lost my virginity to Courtney Love!

*Ahem*, can anyone direct me to the nearest pharmacy?

[lost in benidorm...] ['sunshine'] wrote:

2 - Saturday, 4 November 2006, 'Enjoy the Silence' by Depeche Mode.

So do you know the time you lost your virginity as well??

EdelBrock wrote:

[lost in benidorm...] ['sunshine'] wrote:

2 - Saturday, 4 November 2006, 'Enjoy the Silence' by Depeche Mode.

So do you know the time you lost your virginity as well??

All I can well remember is that it was between 6 and 9 P.M. No joke.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Sheds on a Plane wrote: Ironic, I lost my virginity to Courtney Love!

*Ahem*, can anyone direct me to the nearest pharmacy?

I didn't lose it to Ms. Love...but I did lose it to a Hole...

bwahahahahaha...

I remember her saying it was She's Lost Control

I lost mine to the ending credits theme from Dragon Ball Z

Isamu wrote: I lost mine to the ending credits theme from Dragon Ball Z

To what???? A Pokemon????

Shine on you Crazy Diamond by Pink Floyd

so, was i good or what???

I lost mine on the final scene of the video tape we were watching, which was LIFE OF BRIAN by Monty Python, which means the song that we were hearing while our Brian is crucifixed was LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE! How romantic is that?